Seaux weird to think of Beetle Moses as a pioneer of "widescreen comics" a term that has thoroughly been established for 20+, closer to 30 years now, but is something of an innovation to webcomics

Im a fool to make your shorty squirt....oh yeah

Lots of people gonna reject this

Got my knob gobbled and hog grpund last knight

Much Adieu about Rat Fink

Ever since i was 20 i knew i wanted a jewish woman to yell at me but marty supreme was like a renewal of those vows

I need one million followers

In the future people will be like "futurama predicted this"

Might be about to be a reverse shiksa again

To an uninformed enough person, "the guy from breaking bad and monkey bone" could be Giancarlo Esposito or Bob Odenkirk

One man was wife and the other was breast

Tagline for a theatrically relwased film that says "This shit is like 'The Simpsons' of porn"

Watching Tron Ares to punish myself. I hope Jared Leto dies soon.

Gay guy with his hot asian hag walked past me on the street and he said "its just thebkind od thing that makes me think im gonna shit myself later" and she goes "riiiiight" there are i finite permutations of me and my roommate. I feel i looked in a mirror

The pitt crew lowkey isnt ready for his wrath...real heads knew who the season 2 big bad was gonna be when they dropped the "Firework Capital" line

Happy Birthday to Klaus Janson, who was kind enough to read my bootleg punisher comic and also gave me permission to be significantly more anal retentive about people mispronouncing "Millar"

Fascinating....

Thinking about seeing if this is the storm where i can maintain a perpetual buzz all weekend instead of getting splashed

This is the band my roommate that doesnt like me is in

Happy birthday Robert E Howard!!

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Because Alex was on vacation, this past week we talked about ZOT! Which was the debut book pf Understanding Comics' Scott McCloud. It's about a lot of things, escapist fantasy, return to monke, possible futures, and falling in love with Peter Pan.

Lowkey need my winkie touched on

In 2026 we are going to #MakeHellReal. Somebody has to

Ts is why i play with my cum after busting tbh

Getting reports in...that patrick stump is working on the eternals anniversary special--i made this back in august

I am WHITE, I am A FUCKING SCRUB, I WAS MADE ON AN ISLAND BY YAKUB

"Everybody's having fun tonight???" "Fuck my wang chung ass life tonight!"

Had a dream my next comic was goibg to be called "Vurder" not sure why. Still a good chance just by saying this 3 people are going to ask me if they can use "Vurder"...first of all, no it's my dogshit title.

If i went to euphoria high i would probably house a couple beers and jet

Foot job big guy pants okay

Jedi of gallifrey has the most followers i havr seen an account on here ever have youtu.be/TZt-pOc3moc?...

The Last Daughter of Drakulon

The time: the future The place: future los angelos The sexiest redbone cop of all time.....refuses to kill

Luther Strode dialog

Abusing antidepressants and painting the covers for Vampirella call that Xanjulian

Does anyone else feel like fridays in july are 5×5=25?

CAPTAIN MARVEL: THE HYPERCONFESSIONAL TO RELEASE SOON!

Little bit sad that unless something pops up real soon here, DWJ Transformers is probably the defining image book of the 2020's. My frustration is because it's a licensed book. It's only competition is like, geiger shit, which even still is not as big or battle beast

The stripper really likes me = my assassin has a vendetta against my target and can be trusted to go the extra mile because this job is personal

"If she's hairy, imma tap her"-gene hackman--The Conversation

I call them "the chin twins"

Any other dice goblins really struggling with alimony right now? 😅

People post on here like they're writing for the netflix arrested development seasons of their old account

Odlaw lowkey has major aura

They dont understand the things i say on twitter (because they are complex riddles) All my henchmen quizzy, henchman hail riddler

The toxic crossover you never knew worked perfectly

T-girl i was on a date with last week tried to convince me i have an english accent when i drink which....it just isnt true

"Bisexuals👏 arent👏 greedy👏"; have you ever smoked with one?

Chaser Punisher.....my god....how did i never think of this