Wait til this guy realizes how many people Gritty has actually killed

if ICE isn't allowed to throw a stuffed penguin off the upper deck then neither is Gritty

Israel performed a literal quadruple tap attack in Lebanon to massacre three separate sets of medics. Truly pushing the bounds of human depravity. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

The average person doesn’t give a fuck if AI has some niche use where it actually excels if used properly. In fact, that is what a tool is *supposed* to do and none of us will have a problem if it is used like that. What we see is AI fucking up real life in a massive way.

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Wow Trump really threw Riley overboard, but at least she can swi— ah, well

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo

Americans suffer from a desperate need to believe in the inherent goodness of the American electorate--the idea that a voter in 2024--after nearly a decade of unfiltered, widely broadcast, deeply fascist rhetoric from Donald Trump--was simply "tricked" by a Facebook algorithm or a Fox News segment.

"I stepped in it badly enough to possibly affect recruiting so my AD made me make a call and post some more words"

it cant be said enough that all tech smart guys and billionaires thought this guy would be great and now the world economy is fucked we're like a week from gas rationing and their guy is threatening nukes.

Fold

I don't know if she'll sign but Marina would be an instant fan favourite in Toronto

Wonder whether the Tempo thought Carleton would be available at No. 2 or didn't want her with No. 1.

Impossible to choose but haven't seen this one yet

Remember in 2024 when there were no trans women at the Olympics to bash so they just made one up? Really indicative of the whole transphobic backlash: elite panic about a problem that couldn't be more imaginary

This'll have virtually no effect on trans women, who already weren't competing in the Olympics (in the more than 20 years in which trans women could participate in the Olympics, a grand total of... 1 actually made a team. She came in dead last in her event). However.... apnews.com/article/ioc-...

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I have had all the goofy little songs that Afroman made about the crybully cops that broke his door stuck in my head all day. Decent chance that "Randy Walters Is A Son Of A Bitch" is the song of the summer for me. defector.com/lets-catch-u...

Javier Bardem wins Oscar for best supporting actor for his portrayal of a man with a very strong work ethic looking for his employer’s lost money.

that record scratch lol

Beckett Sennecke has Resting iPad Kid Face. I will not be explaining further.

It is impossible to understate the degree to which Morgan Rielly should be trying to stay completely clear of Jeff Viel

William Eklund makes it 4-0 on one of the best efforts you will see all season! #TheFutureIsTeal

BO GROULX'S FIRST AS A LEAF IS A BEAUTY!!!!! 🎥: TSN | NHL

the Mandalorian and Bo Groulx

Bo!

Holy shit William Eklund

Boy I am sick of this fuckin' guy

holy shit

Every single issue in America polls like this now. They're all just proxies for "38% of the public wants Trump to be God Emperor, 59% don't, 3% answered the phone with a fart noise"

F1: The Movie-ass crash

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Watching the Rangers' 4th goalscorer go for bench high-fives

Justin Carbonneau with a nasty finish for his 50th just before the end of the 2nd.

Friendship ended with Xavier Villeneuve (injured and out of the lineup for this Mooseheads game I specifically came to see him play in), now Malik L'Italien is my new best friend.

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

1-0 for Team USA at the Paralympics. Steve Emt rolls off the ice trying and failing to hit the high notes in Sia's Titanium. "you're mic'd up" "i know!" (high-pitched howling noises)

Blues are said to be asking for three to four 'premium assets' in a Robert Thomas trade: •The ocean under the moon •The emotion that I get from you •The kind of lovin' that can be so smooth •1st round pick or top prospect

Crushing Mini Eggs on my couch about to go to bed when Scott Oake mentions my tiny hometown to close out HNIC

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Pink slip

The list of people who need to face some sort of public tribunal is so, so long.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Dear President Senile Pedophile Hitler, Won’t you listen to reason?

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls: