important news:

jc denton: i hear the government is even working on a penis explosion chamber. paul: JC, i'm trying to tell you about ACTUAL conspiracies. ELSEWHERE bob page: how goes development of the penis explosion chamber. illuminati scientist: we thought that was a joke. bob page: why would it be a joke.

Can I just say how fucking ridiculous it is that queer and nsfw art is more heavily regulated than the fucking plagiarism machine destroying our planet that is genAI

Environmental storytelling

I kind of think people might be really mad.

Along with abolishing ICE we should abolish all for-profit prison companies in the country.

Did the full two miles of Ape Caves today. A glorious adventure with @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social. Stunning place. 1/2

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Never talk to me or my son again

you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.

i stay silly

let them eat tariffs

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

shrimple as that

This is just a picture of corn it's all corn the food the gasoline everything is corn

The curmudgeon on climate fiction. In case you missed it in 2023. www.esquire.com/entertainmen...

This works best if your partner has a dick but it's not necessary

Romance Tip: after an intimate moment, tell your partner they have a cool dick

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Let us pray for a Pope that doubts.

Me and who

Both Annihilation and Absolution are now on the Powell's Hawthorne bestseller list. Thanks, Portland!

crazy part about ubisoft dunk is this might be the first time majority of people were ever on ubisofts side and that dunking on elon musk is a valid and beneficial business strategy

literally no one has ever cooked harder

dealers of rare cordials and tinctures and tonics

This next glass of water will be the one that fixes me, I can feel it.

It’s finally real

helpful diagram of siamese cats [Originally posted January 6, 2022]

It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.

I'm sure this is very relatable but sometimes it feels like I have to shoehorn myself into a world that is not designed for me.

I need this shirt.

Existing in US in 2025 sure do Be Like That lately

Spending an hour waiting for the dinner that they get at the exact same time, every day, without fail.

Eggs 🥚 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahGG...

History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way” Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??” History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”

Harrell praising his decision to close down two blocks of Pike Street, suggesting that he'll propose some kind of additional pedestrianization of Pike Place Market in the future.

INLAND EMPIRE - Imagine it. An explosion. Of *stars*. Goodbye world of men, money and machines.

I've traveled enough places to know that no two showers are alike. There are just too many variables

Nikon Fm2 Kodak Tri-X 400 +2 stops #filmphotography

Wish. 🌠

i am 100% of the belief that simply forcing take-writers to answer the question "who specifically said this and why are they significant" would result in substantially fewer bad takes circulating in the world

Happy Valentine’s Day!! ❤️💖🤍 here’s an old art for the occasion that I still love~ [ #art #kingdomhearts #meowwow ]

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

Bite the hand that starves you.