Evenings are so long it’s 6:54 and I just want to go to sleep so I don’t have to experience anymore

My tastes have changed and garlic tastes kinda gross now😭

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

Hate when they make Eloise bridgerton talk to boys

Congratulations, Suzanne Collins, you accidentally wrote the Torment Nexus.

I’ve hit a wall in my transition because doing more seems pointless without someone to do it for

I feel actually sexy and desirable for the first time in my life and it really hurts to not feel desired by my partner

Having a itchy brain hating myself kind of day

"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy. "And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.

I would kill a Tuvix for this.

I think Trump really underestimated how many of his followers’ favorite movie is The Princess Bride.

Babylon 5 - Susan/Lyta collab w/ @ependa.bsky.social Learning how close this came to being canon will always be such an enormous bummer. Thankfully we exist and through some grave error were given opposable thumbs so we are here to help w/ that.

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

I keep seeing more articles about how they regret it now that the damage is done & I truly believe that if you have any genuine interest in salvaging what’s left of this country then whether you want to or not, you can never forgive these people. You can never let them live what they did down.

A basically complete list of Girls I Had A Crush On Mikayla Emily Kristina Emily Brook Tiji Melanie Moriah Hannah Katherine Susie Leah Ashley Rachel

A Quality of Mercy is on the Star Trek channel and dang this show used to be so good

There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.

shards of alderaan is jaina at her best; she is so jealous of tenel ka bc leia won't buy her or jacen a car until they're 16 (in one year) and it's not fairrr. and then she makes cunty remarks about how cheap isolder and teneniel are, and tk apologizes TO JAINA for having a car #princess4princess

I feel actually sexy and desirable for the first time in my life and it really hurts to not feel desired by my partner

Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"

👇 #presidentpedo

SO there is a YouTube video by LEMMiNO about this S! Tracking it through history to see where/when it originated At least I hope this is the same S? youtu.be/RQdxHi4_Pvc?...

lol remember when I ironically picked the cute pink theme on livejournal and then never changed it

"where do you see yourself in five years?"

It's very funny that in a continuity defined by many of its Decepticons being flawed figures who started out on the right side of a revolution before losing their way, this cutesy little motherfucker is—I think?—the only IDW1 Decepticon who is explicitly motivated by racism and nothing else.

FUCKING STAR WARS FATE OF THE OLD REPUBLIC NO FUCKING SHOT

pizza has never looked better than in the opening segment of teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the secret of the ooze

Allowing myself to fail out of college was the worst mistake I ever made because I was away from the people I loved when I needed them and when they needed me

Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported? Noem: We have not deported military veterans. Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.

One of the reasons I hate AI is because it’s all the worst fucking people in this world trying to shove it down our throats. If a Nazi told me to go to a restaurant, I would not go to that restaurant.

Happy Life Day everyone! amorecivilizedage.libsyn.com/124-the-star...

They're very clearly telling him how hard these tests are and how impressive his results are to get him to keep doing them, like he's a fucking child, and he's too much of an idiot to realize that's what happening so he just told the whole country about it

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

I wish i hadn’t made every major life decision before knowing what the options were

This year I got to do three dream job comic covers. I'd love to do more! They don't even have to be dream jobs. Just covers.

I feel like Weird Al completely unironically performing “Killing in the Name of” is not a great sign for how society is going.

I consider both models to be essentially complete, but I never really decided what I wanted to do with them. Perhaps inspiration will strike later and I'll come back to it! /2

Nobody: No one: Not a goddamn soul: Me: *rips blunt* There should be a Brave Little Toaster sequel where Blankie's old faulty wiring kills the kid in a fire so they all hate Blankie now

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

how are you gonna tell me trans women aren't women when every single one i've complimented on a cute outfit has come back with THANKS GIRL IT'S GOT POCKETS

One of my classics

Girls, gays, and theys, I'm proud to reveal the cover for my upcoming novel, That Night I Got Married To A Werewolf. Coming later this month. Get ready to find out what happened after the last book's cliffhanger ending. @cloverpatchmouse.bsky.social, as usual, did an AMAZING job.

Wasn't happy with the transition from the saucer to the secondary hull, so I fixed it!

Finished Traitors season 2 and while the winners seem like they’re probably terrible I kinda really wanna see them fuck on a pile of gold

Emitting transgender radiation