The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

i wonder if fnaf happened because the pizzeria didnt have dr pepper in the soda fountain

Gamer lesbians of color are technically a type of white femboy if you work through the Theory hard enough

Playing a Kalos game again makes me feel nostalgic.... Have I showed y'all my Noibat mug?

this election was already over but jesus christ this put him 6 feet under lmfao

it’s amazing how we made a world that sucks so bad

baby steps speedrun is gonna go so hard at games done quick

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

Sad news: it’s our last notary party. But here’s the great news: that’s because we’ve hit our signature goal! Thank you so much for helping us achieve this. Can’t wait to be on the ballot :)

powerful messaging here.. do the people of New York City really want a mayor who has broad appeal among the vile and dangerous people of New York City

the American century of humiliation is in full swing

when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this

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Remember when they said DEI was ruining America by lowering standards? Well now Trump’s ICE recruits are failing push-ups and sit-ups. Diversity isn’t the problem, incompetence is. These are the same guys he swears are going to “secure the border,” but ICE can’t even secure a treadmill.

He bulldozed the White House during a government shutdown to build himself a ballroom, then sent a letter to the states saying that SNAP benefits for 42 million people may not go out in November to those who rely on it to eat.

me when someone asks me why I ripped some niggas skin off for misgendering me for the 500th time:

Sometimes the right wing propaganda cycle of a country will actually hit "immigrants want to take away women's rights" and "feminism has gone too far, women WANT to be tradwives" at the same time

my gf has been watching this dance reality show with audience voting, basically as homework for socializing at her workplace because it's all they talk about at lunch apparently, and the newest episode went into one competitor's transition history, as she's a youth transitioner she lost the vote

"Egg culture" will be subversive as long as "I gained sentience and immediately said 'im trans'" remains the dominant narrative on how Real Trans People are supposed to experience gender.

excited for headlines like Several State Police Officers Killed After Being Struck by Guided Missile During ICE Raid on Suspected Terror Compound

the ballroom will have all been worth it when trump gets turned into an exquisite pile of crystal encrusted viscera after he's crushed beneath the gaudiest chandelier ever conceived. years later a declassified report will reveal it was made of plastic and only weighed about fifty pounds

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

some animals get a REALLY bad rap with symbolism

important:

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

Those messages, scrawled in chalk on the pavement opposite the house, reportedly included “trans rights are human rights,” “stop the kidnapping,” “we [love] immigrants,” “no white nationalism,” and “Stephen Miller is destroying democracy.”

Yes, AIPAC. I do support human rights. Thanks for noticing!

Gotta say, "Ha ha, what if dictator gay and submissive?" never has great implications, but going right up to some queer kinkster just trying to live their life and being like "Those people who hate your guts and want you dead? They're just like you!" is a new level of vile.

happy pride month. that’s right. july is pride month too. in fact it’s pride year, bitches. the pride will continue until rights improve.

i just went on minecraft bedrock to get the copper cape and WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO MUCH WORSETHAN I REMEMBER???? Do people actually play this??? The inventory is so bad and you cant middle click to duplicate items or double shift click a ton of items into a container

bro was prophesized

Where can I buy this, chat?

Trump wants to change the framing so bad. He wants the story to be “AI slop triggers the libs” rather than “millions take to the streets against authoritarian rule”. He’s scared

thread from Tumblr Abt trans men

I think two things are true: 1. young republicans were always terrible and racist 2. young republicans become openly hitler-loving groypers is in fact a new and alarming development that is worth paying attention to

Liberals: why are democracies failing globally? Also liberals: lets make sure our new fascist friends feel warm and welcome 🥰

Im so tired. God forbid a brown Muslim be mayor. We are all satan if we have any sympathy for Palestinians or we refuse to salute ICE or see our humanity in our trans comrades.

I can’t tell you how much this book enhanced my understanding of American slavery. I strongly recommend it.

“They ARE arresting journalists” THEN POST THAT. STOP POSTING SLOP THAT CAN LATER BE USED TO FACT CHECK THESE KINDS OF THINGS AS FALSE.

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