Why was this one so hellish to get this time

Eggman you can't be calling your badniks that

????????????????????????? Laser's not supposed to be that good.

I feel like something people don't talk about with Mode 7 racers being put into HD is that, at least for the way F-Zero SNES does it, the motion actually seems to get more jerky when steering because of the pixel count increase not actually being accounted for by the programmers

Every once in a while I see some people say some shit like "it's weird that Sonic stuff isn't allowed to use humans anymore" and I just kinda stare at the post for a few seconds cause like. Damn people really need to listen to Chaotix Casefiles huh

Only about halfway through listening to this but it gets my full recommendation off of just the Theme of Love/Outride a Crisis and Shotgun Kiss remixes

Majima pelvic thrusting when he passes someone on an Extreme Gear is fucking insane

Not to be all "Simpsons Predicted It" but there is literally an entire Futurama episode about why it's probably a bad thing to date an artificial recreation of Marilyn Monroe who's likeness was gained by an AI company without consent like 25 years ago

It's a little bit funny that people put their entire belief into that Star Fox rumour when the source is someone who said GX HD would be happening in 2024 and that Planet Robobot HD would be happening last year

Ordered pizza a few days ago and I really hate that I cannot look at garlic bread anymore without thinking of "DO MY BIDDING, DO MY WILL" thanks Joey

It's a shame to see people posting those AI nonsense WWE videos because even if they're funny, they're still taking some people's dream jobs, which is recording videos while getting facefucked

What do you mean Super Mario Bros Remastered didn't have SMB1 physics as an option

It's fucked up having the knowledge that Infinite's new VA was cast in 2024 meaning he could very well have significant plot relevance for the game that has probably been in development since before Shadow Gens released because a lot of Frontiers staff were missing for that game

Play Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

Making most of my Tomodachi Life island bisexual because it simply leads to more funny drama

You wanna know something weird with Super ZSNES btw Alright, so you got 8:7 pixel option instead of 4:3, that's nice. You want to know what the emulator doesn't have despite all the extra bullshit features? Fuckin INTEGER SCALING.

I feel like whenever people draw girl Link it's always the most basic bitch anime girl design which is weird cause like Link is already intentionally gender ambiguous I feel like nothing would actually change

Funniest part of bsky is Sonic fans clearly trying to start shit in the replies to the official account cause they moved from Twitter and absolutely no one biting

*pfft* This shit's getting SUPER nerfed next patch

Some of the Super ZSNES enhancements are neat and some of them are the most butt ugly thing I have ever seen in my life. It's like it never left.

Honestly shocked that no one seems to have made a mod for the Star Fox 64 PC port that has all the uncompressed Gigaleak audio

I wonder something about Deltarune. Toby Fox has mentioned that people who have played Mother 3 will know how unoriginal he is. Gerson talks about how Dragon Blazers was adapting Lord of the Hammer which was adapting the prophecy, but Dragon Blazers changed a lot which made some fans mad.

I want you to know I did not set this up

Am I really gonna start playing Sonic Fall Guys just to play as Infinite? Yeah probably.

Every once in a while I bet Toby Fox kicks himself for releasing the concept art for Undertale that probably spoils the end of Deltarune

Happy 2nd Anniversary to the best kart racer of all time

Sega making a website just for series that celebrate a notable anniversary this year that they don't normally celebrate (IE: Sonic), saying the page will change next year and everyone assuming it's for new games is... weird. They have an English version of the site. You can read, I assume.

2026 YEAR OF INFINITE

Thinking about IDW Sonic 86 being like "WHO IS THIS GUY" and then having them unleash the least subtle attack ever.

Is it weird that it always kinda bugs me when people are like "Sonic is an environmentalist series fighting against technological overreach, but the series has current technology?" as if it's showing that Sega has lost the plot and not them misinterpreting some of the earliest games in the franchise

I think if Miis develop crushes on 2 people you should let them figure it out themselves cause it's simply funnier that way

Every once in a while I hear something about Yooka-Replaylee that makes me feel like I'll end up preferring the original

Hot take: I think Lanolin is cool because I actually read the comics

Handheld Boost Mode makes so many games so much better on Switch 2 in handheld, like Burnout Paradise already has a bit of a visibility issue in general I feel from being aggressively early Xbox 360, but the lower resolution sure didn't help. Now being much closer to 1080p really helps.

Every once in a while I see a "when the fajitas come out sizzling" post for specifcally the Mario Galaxy movie and I do this

The posing in IDW Sonic #86 is fucking incredible god DAMN

Ok maybe we can Miyamoto Boogeyman a little bit

The idea of the guy who has famously not really given a shit about continuity to the point where the series he really wants to become more successful repeatedly reboot themselves, suddenly wanting to have Mario Lore that was the one part of the movie I saw everyone actually hate is kinda funny

Shadow Quiz in Living the Dream is fucking bullshit btw cause so much shit is on plates

I saw this in the shop and knew what I had to do

Proud to be on the anti-AI blocklist that the dipshit slopcoder who dipped his phone in the pool uses Don't you ever forget it.

What do you mean there's a Jetpack Joyride spinoff that basically has F-Zero SNES tracks

It's still such a shame that Shin'en was like "hey, we're gonna be doing post launch free updates for Fast Fusion giving you new tracks!" and then only did one.

I think Frye's hotter than Shiver, sorry everyone

Sonic Fuckin Toys Party announcing Infinite and explicitly saying he'll be free. They're really trying to get my ass here.

I do wonder why Pragmata is bringing up the weirdest discourse of "dad and daughter" game when Bananza dodged nearly all of that and I have to wonder if it having a photorealistic child is a part of it or if Twitter is just continuing to decline the longer I don't look at it

I'm glad Sonic games stopped giving him a shiny ass forehead

I hate how replaying Chapter 4 has me completely unable to not hear "Everybody in this room has, been associated with White-yyy"