"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports

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<NBA All-Star Game Commercial> 🎶 Everybody wants to rule🎶 <My brain, coping with seeing it for the 843,926th time> THE WORLD

Midwest dads when we get a week of 40s following a cold snap.

this guy was almost the mvp?

Children today will never know the thrill of the Bud Bowl. I swear there were years I cared about the outcome more than that of the actual Super Bowl.

Remembering the Lindsay Vonn/Tiger Woods era and the top five Hot Mess Tiger photo it generated

giannis come on man

From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???

“Just find Chicago and look up” also applies to the NL Central standings the past 5 years

By Dan McQuade: “Don’t put poison in your mouth,” and other great tips from ’80s and ’90s trading cards

If at some point the Brewers start Caleb Durbin at 3B + Jett Williams at SS in a MLB game, they would be the 1st team to start a 3B & SS both 5 ft 7 in or shorter in a game since: 7/8/1933 Reds SS Sparky Adams, 5 ft 5 in 3B Andy High, 5 ft 6 in (Inspired by @cespedesbbq.bsky.social convo)

If this truly Is It for Giannis, I don’t think I can get mad about the era ending. Re-signed to stay multiple times, won a title in a small market in a big market league, and was an amazing presence in the community. Just please don’t botch the return.

January 27, 1989: The Tom Chambers dunk. Chambers had 36 PTS (14-22 FG)/9 REB and Phoenix teammate Kevin Johnson had 18 PTS/15 AST in a 132-130 Suns victory over the Knicks. Patrick Ewing had 33 PTS/10 REB and Mark Jackson had 22 PTS/9 AST for New York.

the patriots are going to make the Super Bowl because a backup qb decided to throw a backwards chest pass. not great!

You’ve never see a more random group of celebrities lip syncing Let It Be. Every new person will surprise delight surprise you 🥴🥴🤭🤭 Part 1 of 2

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

The year is 2031. The Brewers have traded Jacob Misiorowski to the Phillies for a minor league arm and a 4-foot-10 infielder. They somehow win 91 games before getting turbo-swept in the playoffs. Stadium parking remains plentiful.

It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.

Did this fine annual tradition make me laugh out loud multiple times? Yes, yes it did.

maybe the most incredible sports title i’ve seen in my life?

ITS THE PURGE NOW ON HOMEFIELD DOT COM EVERYTHING IS FREE I HEARD

danger time now

Fernando Mendoza runs it in on 4th and 5

At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social

Go Hoosiers.

Harrison Mevis:

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy improves every year

Ryan Braun? The 8th place finisher in the alumni home run derby?

my non-televised, in-person private whiskey friday remains very real

scan your favorite ICE agents to collect them all..... before they collect YOU

Donald Trump "looking very strongly at" appointing Jose Canseco to head of the Federal Reserve. "He's been very fair to me in the past," Trump told the media on Air Force One. "And frankly much more fair than the Tampa Bay Rays were to him."

unserious as long as this dude is the coach

Michael Irvin is seconds from bursting into flame

a targeting followed by a hilariously late hit, the u really is back 🙌

Cackling

that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop

29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997. Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.

One reason the NFL became so dominant was the short-and-sweet nature of its schedule, relatively speaking. "This is when you pay attention." The fall, and on Sunday afternoons. They seem intent on finding the breaking point there. Regular season dragging farther into Jan really risks becoming a slog

I feel like the 17-game season is getting worse instead of better. The year just already feels spiritually over

We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL

it's Toledo's???

I want someone’s band to run out on the field

LEAVE THE STAGE ON THE FIELD