Appreciate the Fox crew talking up my podcast with @mikebatestwibh.bsky.social, where we talk about Edgar Martínez and the 1995 ALDS this week

There is no pain, there is no law!

Well, this doesn't seem remotely appropriate.

My man.

If Eric Chavez had bought me a new laptop to replace the one he broke with a foul ball in 2013, maybe karma would have skipped him this time around.

Oof. Devastating.

Sure, but when I put a Cam next to the Schlitter, I have to talk to the cops!

A well earned rest for one of the best of us.

Man, I would have loved to fight for my Masters. Instead, I went to school for it like an idiot. Two years wasted!

I would bet money right now that Brian Dinkelman winds up as the manager of the Twins.

Bitch, only the Gramercy Riffs and Lynne Thigpen can do that.

AI gonna talk the cancer into becoming more deadly.

Have you guys heard of this Tarik Skubal guy? Seems pretty good.

Right out of the Nazi playbook.

Bye Rocco, You seemed like a very nice guy who got hosed by your owners' and front office's failures, and I'm sure many people will miss you. Hope you land on your feet.

I'm confused as to why the Twins game is blacked out for me on Twins.TV.

At the last one of these, I sat next to @billcorbett.bsky.social’s wife. She was very nice and promised to tell Bill that he, Mike and @kevinwmurphy.bsky.social were tragically responsible for most of my sense of humor, such as it is. You should go. Perhaps you will have a similar brush with fame!

Clutch fielding!

I just appreciate the Tigers showing everyone that the Twins' collapse last year wasn't anything special.

Hooray science!

Tooling around on Baseball Reference and learned that Jeff Russell's son married Bobby Witt Sr's daughter. It's a real late '80s Rangers romance.

Ha! Retire, bitch!

Just wanted to say that every Eddy Julien at bat right now feels like a wasted opportunity. I'm not sure for who. Mostly for me, I guess, who could be doing something else.

Man, the Twins' non-performance tonight takes me back to the heady days of flailing uselessly at Bruce Chen and David Huff! What a fun trip down memory lane.

Jesus. What a pound foolish decision.

My daughter chose to watch the Vikings tonight. I promise I had nothing to do with it; she's lived through enough trauma. But, at the end of the day, I can't protect her forever.

Wife: I'm going to go to bed because they never win in overtime when I'm watching. Me: It's probably because you call it "overtime." Wife: It's probably because they suck. Touché

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🎆 Robinson Canó, 4000 Professional Hits! 🎆 Thank you all for following along on this journey. it has been a blast. I love at the end that they asked for the ball. 🥺 I’ve been in daily contact with the team as we’ve approached the milestone. I’m so happy for him.

The media pundit solemnly bowed his head and spoke: "While critics say that Kirk was a divisive figure, in reality, there's actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

The sleep clinic here at the hospital just called to move up my appointment because my apnea is apparently severe enough that every time I take a nap it's like I'm playing Russian roulette. It's really going to make bedtime more exciting.

Clearly the president needs to deploy troops to Utah...(checks notes)...Orem, Utah.

I'm surprisingly ok with all of this.

That’ll wake you up, apparently

Credit where it's due. This is a really exciting development that I'm glad the current administration is getting behind.

My wife, as Michael A Taylor doubles off the left field line for a go ahead double against the Twins: Unbelievable! Me: No, this is entirely believable.

Ah, there are the Twins I know and love. Leadoff triple and then can't get the run home.

I have logged on to watch the rest of the Twins game. They can feel free to collapse now.

His punishment is that he has to continue pitching in Denver.

Adult Martin Prince weighs in.

I want to congratulate the Pohlad family. I was in the Twins Cities all weekend with the Twins in town, didn't attend a game, and didn't regret it for a single second. You finally did it, you maniacs. You blew it up. Damn you all. Damn you all to hell.

This is the All Alliteration version. Unfortunately, there isn't anyone whose first and last names both started with I.

Good. Slink off and never come back, you feckless turd.

The most boring player in Major League history has some boring thoughts and opinions he'd like you to know about as he announces what's sure to be a boring and predictable run for Congress.

Sure. But, as the prophecy foretold, the prosecutor was able to get the Grand Jury to indict the sandwich, so it wasn't a total loss.

I love Minneapolis and Minnesota so much. We're planning to visit this weekend. I'm so sad for the families that have been broken by this violence, and for the path they have to walk going forward. It's awful.

My only experience with Cleveland to date was getting a speeding ticket within sight of Jacobs Field on my way to college, so I'm excited to replace that with better memories. As I'm not sure whether I ever paid that ticket, however, I'll be on my best behavior.

By Jackson Munden on instagram. Poor Servo!

@johnmoe.bsky.social, your cheese curd recommendations at the end of this week's ep are greatly appreciated as I look forward to my first trip to the Fair in years this weekend.

Jesus, you go on one podcast with a guy...