damn that's crazy

many American women when asked to name a hockey player will now be able to name Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov

Hot chicks who don’t come to middle-school twerp’s birthday party could be “left behind,” says middle-school twerp

Post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-w...

Breaking: Trump told Palm Beach police chief 'everyone' knew about Epstein and 'evil' Maxwell www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

After a string of ICE murders, Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries proposed reforms — and $11 billion more for ICE. Including reconciliation bill funding, the Schumer-Jeffries plan would give ICE a $30 billion budget, higher than all but 15 militaries worldwide: www.stephensemler.com/p/democratic...

This is a really fucking weird way to say "christofascist death cult spreads vaccine-preventable baby killing disease at their rally where they're all carrying signs showing huge fake pictures of chopped up dead babies"

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody

The inflection point that will forever stick out to me is when the Liberals killed the #MeToo movement to protect Joe fucking Biden.

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

Doesn't sound great?

ICE Wrecks Everything Titanic on 35mm 2/4 at 8pm We Won’t Sink Parkway Theater Minneapolis, MN 2/1/26

GOP Rep. Thomas Massie: “How will we know if this bill has been successful? We will know when rich men are being perp walked in handcuffs to the jail. Until then, this is still a coverup.” #EpsteinFiles

Troublemaker is my middle name.

happy He Shat Himself On TV to all who celebrate

you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

Rowling's people inviting Epstein to a dinner and a performance of The Cursed Child, long after he was convicted of child sexual abuse... exquisite.

Today in We’re All Fucked

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes

Not to be hyperbolic but all of our enemies are pedophiles

HELL YEAH

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

Explaining T to a pirate

If you’ve been thinking to yourself “man, I really want to help people in Minneapolis, but I also some some cookies, AND I’d also like to help out trans, neurodiverse, and BIPOC youth“ boy oh boy do I have some good news for you! digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...

Water bills to rise again in England, well above the rate of inflation. 90% of water industry is foreign owned. Shareholders count the returns, have no contact with leaks, water shortages or sewage dumping. Customers fleeced. Privatisation is a scam.

ME: sorry its just really funny to hear the word "fascism" in a therapy setting THERAPIST: well it comes up a lot recently

If Axios is ratting on Miller we might have a stew going

I was having a conversation with my future grandchildren about what it was like to live under fascism, but they were only the idea of my grandchildren, or maybe one of many possible versions of them? like I'm living outside of time and space and can't find my way back to my body. is sharepoint okay?

me? oh yeah, fine. I'm doing great. just sort of left my body for a second to observe the current moment and my place in it from a high angle, sort of like what I imagine you'd see from a spy satellite? but one that can look through time? but yeah, I'll have that report done by the end of the day

"Removing bovino doesn't solve the problem" I dunno, dude, it seems to entirely solve the problem of having bovino around. Bitch is a first town boss in a jrpg. He's not the end, but beating him allows you to progress and feel good about it.

I want you to stop and think about what kind of country we're living in when a major metropolitan paper is publishing this story. Is that the kind of country you want to live in? I sure hope not.

If I get shot by ICE and someone tries to say this about me I give all of you permission to burn down their house

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered

I've been thinking about this sign nonstop since I saw it the other day

My grandparent always said, “As goes r/massivecock so goes the country”

NEWS: @nationalnurses.bsky.social “demands Congress abolish ICE entirely. We will be doing everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people.”

just punched me right in the heart

There's a prison revolt at a concentration camp in Texas in solidarity with Minneapolis:

America’s unions mourn the senseless killing by federal agents of our AFGE Local 3669 union brother and VA nurse Alex Jeffrey Pretti. We reiterate our call for ICE to immediately leave Minnesota before anyone else is hurt or killed. https://bit.ly/4pVTpFO

🚨 Breaking from the US Senator for Connecticut. 👇 There you have it. ICE has never been about immigration enforcement. It's a weapon used to brutalize Americans and stoke enough fear so that Trump can rig the elections and usher in dictatorship.