The House can do what they want tomorrow, but they ain’t getting Cancun Cruz back in the Senate anytime soon.

OMG. It’s going to be 12 degrees here tomorrow for the No Kings protest. Please give the people of the frozen North extra applause tomorrow. It should not be practically single digits in almost April anywhere.

President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.

"The No Kings protests will show the human faces behind Trump’s disastrous approval rating," writes @moiradonegan.bsky.social, "they will give politicians, ahead of the looming November midterms, a sense of the wisdom, or lack thereof, in following Trump’s political lead."

Heading to a protest this weekend? We’ve got resources for you. 🧵 (1/7)

So many people get this parable wrong and it’s infuriating. The point is to NOT split the baby. The point is that the person who agrees to split the baby is obviously an asshole.

Bluesky friends: Do you have a contact in Antarctica who will say No Kings tomorrow? We have 24 hours left to hit all seven continents....

SCOOP — Select State Department offices will start moving into the US Institute of Peace building as early as next week, The Handbasket is first to report, with Kristi Noem’s “Shield of the Americas” among them. This is despite ongoing litigation since the DOGE raid on the building last March.

Trump at wartime

House Republicans who want to keep their seats in the midterms have the chance to do the funniest thing right now that will make Mike Johnson look like a pathetic fascist weenie.

Minnesota Republican lawmaker who wrote that Democrats "have been drunk at the wheel in protecting taxpayer dollars from systemic fraud" was arrested for drunk driving last night minnesotareformer.com/briefs/minne...

NEW: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been transforming a government that long championed vaccines into one that questions their safety. This is what could happen over the next 25 years if shots are unavailable even to the people who want them.

I think running interference for a fascist might be one of the worst jobs in the world but this guy is pretty damn good at it.

Republicans really really want to lose that House majority.

Crazy story: Sophisticated drones attacked Louisiana’s Barksdale bomber base during week of 9 March in 4 hour waves, disrupting Epic Fury ops "It is the first time a US airbase was temporarily put out of operation in wartime, something that never happened even in World War II."

Los Angeles citizens chasing ICE thugs I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of this. People are fed up.

Mike Lindell was served with a lawsuit today while doing an interview at CPAC.

Low energy but everyone seemed excited about impeachment. Hey wait.

It’s 20 degrees here today and I just can’t. All of things. I just can’t.

Would be really hilarious if Iran is just softening us up for Russian invasion. lol. (Laughs nervously)

It’s embarrassing af to realize the Iranian regime’s social media game is better than our regime’s. Just a clown car regime full of absolute morons.

NEW: An AI-generated LEGO movie out of Iran depicting Trump as a war hungry pedophile has gone viral online and in the US. It's one of many. Meanwhile, Trump's AI slop isn't resonating with anyone but his own base. And yes, to be clear, this just speaks to how bad things are.

I’ve been wondering when the Iranian hackers were going to get busy. They obviously have the skills to make things difficult for the regime.

So very very gross.

So are the headlines saying the Democrats won this round, or nah? Cause they did. Funding for TSA, FEMA, Coast Guard, no funding for ICE. That’s the deal Dems have been offering over & over. Republicans caved.

ICE CBP Are Felons October 14 2025 CBP in Chicago engaged in a dangerous car chase for 18 minutes against orders to stop. Video shows that agents ignored repeated direct orders to stop the pursuit, and crashed due to a tire blow out. They lied on their reports. unraveledpress.com/border-patro...

Gutter racism. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

Explicitly, unambiguously racist, and part of a broader pattern. Not only unfair and insulting to these officers, and to all Black people serving the country, especially Black women, but bad for national security as well. Weakening America to prioritize a project of resegregating the government.

If you have a Republican senator, now is a good time to call and let them know they voted the way you wanted them to. Too often we use the stick with our GOP reps. I don’t even know if the carrot works but it’s worth finding out.

While you were sleeping, the Senate unanimously passed what Democrats pushed for over a month: fund TSA and other essential agencies but withhold funding for ICE until there’s substantial reform. Republicans made America suffer for nothing.

NEW: The FBI went down to Georgia, looking for some ballots to seize. Now, in an Atlanta courtroom tomorrow morning, the government must defend a search warrant built on recycled fraud claims & glaring omissions. My primer on Fulton County’s battle for ballots: www.lawfaremedia.org/article/fult...

It just keeps getting better.

While only 37% of Americans overall approve of Trump’s conduct of the war on Iran, 79% of Republicans do. It’s a sad, sick cult. He could behead their children in their front yard and they’d still say he’s doing a great job.

“.. They have to treat the President like a child,” wrote Rep. Seth Magaziner. “So embarrassing for everyone involved.” @mediaite.com www.mediaite.com/media/news/m...

This is probably the least surprising piece of news ever.

BBC Newsnight brought five Epstein survivors together for the first time. "During the hours-long discussion that followed, there were supportive gestures and, as they studied photos of themselves from the time when they first met Epstein, there were tears," the BBC reported. #EpsteinCoverUp

My man clearly had to fight with Cigna over an MRI

Any plans to kill a US citizen today?

oh my god is it a calf, please tell me its a calf

Elizabeth Banks

For months, families lived in fear, children were separated from parents, and two of our neighbors were killed by federal agents. I’m establishing a council to document the impact of Metro Surge and create a public record of the harm Minnesotans endured. We will not forget.

“It’s legal because I’m already doing it and you can’t stop me” isn’t how this is supposed to work. And Leavitt knows it.

movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics

🚨BREAKING: An exclusive Democracy Docket investigation shows that California sheriff who seized ballots once wrote "Some people should never be allowed to vote." www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. (1/2)

I reached out to DHS to see if they were aware ICE agents were performing TSA duties and asked if they were trained to do them. This was the response I got:

Today's New Yorker cartoon, by Ivan Ehlers

See you there!!!