Lithuania's response to the hike in petrol prices: slashing train fares by half for two months.

Can we bring back biting your thumb at people as an insult again?

Drunk elephants are real 🐘😂 They just love Marula fruit and eat them when they’re fermented (with alcohol levels similar to beer) so end up hilariously tipsy! Reminds me of the Mead Hall on a Saturday night

An artist and his art.

The difference between these two is racism

Kids need to read the signatures at the end of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.

jk rowling spends money she makes from harry potter on stripping rights away from me personally. this is not a hypothetical scenario. that's where it goes if you buy wizard crap.

Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.

"What's your favourite book of the Bible, Robert?" "Tough one. I think I'd have to say The Best of the Bible"

Trump: I’m going to put ICE in the airports, where they will target and arrest all the illegals, especially Somalis, because I hate the Democrats Headlines: Trump puts ICE officers in airports to ease long lines, provide relief for weary travelers

Wes Streeting having the chutzpah to tell the story about the NHS. He doesn't tell the bit about how much he's accepted from private healthcare and the risk our NHS is at under this Labour Government. And most of all, lots of questions about his meetings with Palantir. #BBCQT

I'll do it, I'll hire thousands of scientists to build the cigarette that's good for you

Our NHS is the people who work in it, and the service it provides to communities. It isn't the private companies who want to carve it up for shareholder profit. The story of the NHS is one of compassion, determination & egalitarianism, of people to stubborn to fail; not political donations & profit

How Kemi Badenoch's spokesman responded when I asked if she agrees with her Shadow Lord Chancellor that Muslims praying in Trafalgar Square is an "act of domination"

Geordi, Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly. Worf

Started posting out orders of my Easter greetings cards Get one here: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page...

All of this stuff is just pro wrestling for school shooters

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

i honestly can't stand seeing people say Gen AI is a disability aid because if it was a disability aid, they wouldn't be putting this much money into it

objection your honor, my client is being brutally owned online

I thought this was depicting Starmer as the God Emperor of Dune

Bless his little heart

And so we write to brilliant postgraduate students from Sudan, withdrawing the offers and scholarships they won in open competition with the best in the world. A sad day for the University of Oxford.

Iranian women enjoying the new freedoms bestowed on them by the United States and Israel

The miserable penny-pinching cruelty of this fucking government www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

(putting phone down after watching youtube on it for 4 hours) Alright. Enough fucking around. (opening youtube on my computer

Just dropped an air fryer draw on my head.

ian huntley is dead. i'll always remember how the british press attempted to incite hatred against the trans community by reporting he was transitioning, then apologised to him for incorrect reporting instead of apologising to trans people

If the government gets to decide if you have them, they're not human rights.

If you are a doctor or a nurse, the Minimum Income Requirement doesn't allow your foreign national spouse to live with you in this country

IPSO have published their verdict on The Daily Telegraph’s fake £345,000-a year banker couple who claimed they couldn’t afford five holidays. The paper declined to explain to the watchdog how the article came to be published - but our reporting at the time sets it out…

[tips fedora]

we are living at the single stupidest point in human history

I had a client who lived in a termite mound for a month to escape the Nigerian military but I'm sure this is hard too

#OtD 1 Mar 1954 a group of students at Indiana University started the Green Feather Movement to protest against a McCarthyist attempt to ban Robin Hood from school books for promoting communism stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8111...

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

RIP to a real one

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

"Young people" rapidly becoming a synonym for "everyone below the retirement age".