Sports gambling should require you to call a 1-900 number and pay 25 dollars to hear a lock of the week. Then you should have to call some guy on a payphone, give him your fake name, then maybe you hit both ends of a parlay and maybe you go to federal prison on a RICO beef.

transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.

these are the same people that want to repeatedly inspect your childs genitals btw

Oh my God

BRANDON GRAHAM

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

re: the Democrats

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

incredible stuff happening, as always, at the NYT

you guys really love a good sandwich pun, huh?

what about bringing it around town

Erica Deuso is the first openly transgender person to be elected mayor in Pennsylvania. The longtime Democratic advocate defeated Republican Rich Bryant Tuesday to serve as the next mayor of Downingtown. 🔴 Live election updates: www.inquirer.com/politics/ele...

was watching live when this happened and I started laughing so hard I cried. husband just kept asking if it was real and I couldn't even speak long enough to answer

Bluesky rn

Agent Lairmore is done with his testimony. Prosecution asked further about the condiments and he said there was mustard on his uniform and an onion hanging on his radio antenna. Don’t think defense was going for a pun when she called him a “seasoned officer,” but you never know…

baseball fights are sooooo funny because they just mill around when it COULD be way more violent, like sir you have a bat in your hand

i love Baseball

When we warn that quislings like Sarah McBride are genuinely dangerous, this is one of the major reasons why. They act as gentry tokens that give their cis colleagues cover to be blatantly transphobic and pretend they're somehow "representing" trans communities by doing so.

Back on my Bullshit**™️ **re-watching The OC for the thirtieth time

Irony is that the people who donated him money want refunds so bad and here he is saying not only is it good that I stole your money I think Trump should steal some of yours too. Laughing at the people who put him in office

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress

Don't forget to spend your FSA money. Lots of things that you can purchase using those funds will be of great use and interest to places like homeless shelters, domestic violence organizations, mutual aid groups & more. Consider buying menstrual products for one thing.

Worst Philadelphia sports week of your life SO FAR

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Im gonna fucking **** myself

Philadelphia sports fan, checking in

Whole team looking shell shocked like they didn't score a single fucking run through 11

Four tush pushes in a row into the end zone is just...

You can check the logs. I have never in my life said a bad word about Castellanos.

And the Philadelphia Phillies

PHILLIES BASEBALL

JT!!!!!!! REALMUTO!!!!!!!!

PHILLIES BASEBALL

holy shit

KYLE

Phillies baseball

TANNER BANKS?!?!?

i am not going to make it through nine innings of this without losing what's left of my mind.

Phillies game three

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

If you're curious how I'm feeling about the Phillies today, the first thought I had after getting out of bed was, "Hell yeah, Eagles football tomorrow."