I FUCKING TOLD YOU

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

In celebration of deleting Twitter here's a collection of some of my popularest tweets, now only available here.

Being alone for Xmas and new year :(

I've been censored by character limits 😮‍💨

I'm 🅱️ready

Butt Mogged these zoomers today

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

me:

So was nobody gonna tell me discord statuses give push notifications or was i supposed to figure that out on my own

My brain when it get dark and cold.

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

"making" Evan play KH cause he never played the series :3

I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

I dont think at this rate of communication I'll get ribbons in time for magfest :(

160 pulls and no kitablack.... 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

I think one of my biggest issues with current AI hype is that so much of the proposed ideas are ones that could be done quicker and easier with a simple program. Using AI to process a document is using a supercomputer to run a spreadsheet function. It's unnecessary.

8 minutes til Kitasan rerun let's gooooo

Pokémon TCG Pocket added the gas station pill

new masturbation euphemism just dropped

People have to send less emails this time of year 🙃

Kelloggs: Please stop sexualizing Tony the Tiger. Also Kelloggs: "Please munch on Tony's glazed holes."

If you are still on X/Twitter in any capacity as an artist, get off there right freaking now.

gay sex strategy

Am I currently playing? No. But I still need

Yo, MAGFest Guidebooks are out now! Make sure your schedule looks like this:

Seeing another specialist and praying this won't be one of the ones that dismisses or deflates things

Hey all new strat what do you think

Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.

Just watched Muppets Christmas Carol and I can say it's still very good. And I teared up for Tiny Tim 🥺

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

😿 sigh need room for magfest

HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.

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I think I'm overhearing two transplants talking about nyc in this Gregory's 👀

I miss xiv sometimes :( my life still don't feel stable enough to rejoin

it's that time again

To friends overseas, please don't visit the US right now unless it's an unavoidable necessity.

did it in four words hemmingway

I can’t go on like this. *continues to go on like that*

After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT. Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

The more I'm in this job the more I kind of don't like it

I be gobblin' this bowl

The IRS finally caught up to him