there you go

since today is a day of love it's also my 4th year on hrt i love myself so much 💖

per my wife i am a smart bimbo i love her so much 💖

drafted into phase 2 because i am too load bearing to leave the project it's going to be a fun next few months

me whenever i'm forced to relive the malcolm butler play now

they should let girls be high

i'm starting to think they call them brakes because trying to fix them myself breaks my will to live

love wins :)

jason myers mvp baybeeeeeeeee

bad bunny has already gained more yards than the pats offense

just overheard one of my coworkers unironically recommending the band Wet Leg to someone and i got war flashbacks

alright, the bit is done

i have done it

short summary: we first interacted here replying to each other about cuddling after a long bit, she shared her discord by making me guess her username i slid in her dms successfully later, both caught feelings my brain freaked out a bit 6 months later 🌸💖🐦‍⬛

wait, it was today? i thought it was friday or saturday i am stimming high in bed, i can't hold a gun

yessssss, i am down, i will get the good stuff

i really like hip hop krystal swords made me discover metal i like sweet calming spanish or french songs doechii, kendrick lamar, frozen crown, stromae, MF DOOM, battle beast

yoooooooo i am high ask me whatever

para el quesooooooo

sporty girls are absolutely, completely, categorically, certainly, fully, totally, undoubtedly, entirely, wholly, flat-out, honestly, perfectly, truly, unquestionably, utterly, positively, downright gorgeous, pretty, sexy and hot

new york times, foaming at the mouth, TRANSSEXUALS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, HERE'S WHY THEY ARE TO BLAME

fucking fire, i want that dress sooo bad

manager: how much job do you estimate that's left? me: i can't say, the only things i see are sales lines about the project. the project manager doesn't leave anything concrete for us manager, stunned and no IT experience: i can understand, it's your fault actually understandable, have a nice day

how come taco bell always gives me tacos and never a bell

gender affirming mychart message saying i'm overdue for a pap smear

idk who needs to hear this but if ur boobs have been stuck for a long time its not any more , like, moral, to keep waiting for something to change

hell yeag, thank you so much!

it is my honor 🫡

toni storm is sooo goood, i could never reach her, she's too good 110% commitment to a character is my jam that's why mjf is perfect too

it is not a prerequisite and thank you!

awwn, thank you! that would be the perfect time because i am going to donate some clothes

yeag, sure, look at this message

ohh thank you! nah, don't worry about it, my brain is too empty for my mood to go down

you can't target specific parts of your body for weight loss for training in general, i like side planks, sit ups, leg lifts and tip toes with your core enraged i am far from an expert, i am sure there are people here more qualified to help

sodaaa also called in the corn illuminati, a pop

i am actually doing a reverse growth speed run, i am trying to be a small account as fast as i can if you follow, unfollow quickly so i can still be on pace and present my run to gdq next event

family members are dangerous it's like accidentally showing feet

here's a chart to understand are you my wife? / \ / \ yes no | | | | nibbling hell allowed no

noooo, you know that's worse, right?

hell yeag, wrestling i have a few points 1- that's such a shitty location to retire 2- aj is a company man, he will say yes to anything he gets asked 3- gunther's whole thing is momentum wins, so, high chance he wins 4- maybe vs lesnar at mania so he needs to keep it going sooo, yep, sadly

nothing out of the ordinary probably my brain slow catching up on my boobs awareness like, almost accidentally full flashing i stretch or go on my tip toes like almost jumping a lot to keep my body active sooo, my boobs bounced a lot which made me notice guys were coming to my desk a lot

please don't be my dad, i don't want girls here to not be normal