basque cheesecake: birthday edition it looks so much better than my first one waiting to be chilled overnight so we will see if the cinnamon toast crunch comes through in the taste my apartment does smell a lot of cinnamon tho, so it's a good sign

i like tan lines on a girl another girl, seductively taking off her smart watch: so, you like tan lines 😏

new hat

second try 💅 bob vs io, let's goooooo

raven, you could do something productive today for your vacation also raven,

i am the best player in the world of throwing a small bag of sand in a hole i am undefeated, people fear me, they cover their mouths in case i have a small bag of sand

with all credit to @juniperplexed.bsky.social this meme has moved into my heart and I think about long spoons probably every day. whenever I see very far away cereal

finisher on the defect is so good you keep playing and playing and playing and playing and playing and playing and playing and playing but don't think you can finisher just yet, you still have some energy, so you keep playing and playing and playing and playing and playing and --- awwnn, it's done?

i am going to be so housewife pilled soon, it's going to be great

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robotgirl into cucking by watching her partner 3d printing a new girl in front of her

cons, i did overtime to fix issues that devs didn't tell us before going in production and i am tired pros, that money will go straight into treating junie when she's here 💖

why did you transition, right answers only i kinda approached the subject but ignored it for a while got an unrelated breakdown i thought "if i want to get back on my feet, might as well do it right" 2 months later i already got pills in hand treating yourself well is a hell of a drug

each year i get surprised that i keep getting hotter, one day i will fold space and time until there's nothingness to bring about the second big bang

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challenging yourself is fun i love kicking my own ass

accepting the fact my mom will never see me more than her hijo that's still a baby despite numerous interventions from my brother and i my own experiences, life, knowledge and sense of self be damned

update, the cheesecake did the desired effect it's sweet but not too much, it's fluffy like a souffle and it jiggles it's good! and i already have plans to make it better

sporty girls are so fucking hot, pretty, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, cute, breathtaking, stunning, seductive, lovely, fine, sublime, attractive, dazzling, easy for the eyes, knockout, resplendent, ravishing, glamorous, inviting, charming, enchanting, bewitching, captivating, enthralling, mesmerizing

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please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good, please be good

update, the rise seems fine like in the pictures, i just hope it tastes good but i have to wait a few hours for that

i am still floating on the fact that this gorgeous, funny, smart, hot and adorable woman wants to be with me until we are old and wrinkly we are going to be an unstoppable old couple

whoever invented pesto i hope your pillow is always cold, you always have space for dessert, your dick/pussy is always sucked, you always get the christmas gift you wanted, you never get spam calls, your food never burns, you never lose your keys, your clothes always smells fresh

update 4 runs to get necrobinder to ascension 8 i didn't lose 3 times, it was just a detour

today's laundry day, so, ask me whatever

look how they massacred my boy 😭

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pfp update (thank you @jankapnoc.bsky.social for the update)

#⏰🐘🧵 i am still waiting... what's happening? no way

i love my wifeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh damn estrogen's been real good to her

#⏰🐘🧵 class, we expect you to be on your best behavior for @raven.gifts see you monday.

#⏰🐘🧵 wait, i am supposed to take care of the class? did elephant get lost or something?

libs always tries to clean up their speech with male socialization, being unsafe because of a dick or whatever new term from therapy/hr speak they want to shut trans people down and other us while thinking they have the moral high ground liberalism is poison

it's annoying that i am grinding ascension levels but i can't grind on osty until i ascend

i am high and it's rest day and i got a burger also, ask me whatever