my dog has adhd but it's just that when there's a deficit in how much attention she's getting she gets hyperactive and disorderly

my older brother's wedding happened a few months before i realized i was trans, so while it was an amazing weekend full of only the happiest memories, all the pictures and mementos i have from it just hurt to look at but now i finally have one that reminds me just how lucky i am to be his sister 😭💖

please lamar jackson, please sir, pop off this game and i have a chance, please, please, please

fact: santa can fit in any chimney hypothesis: santa can also fit in mama claus's pussy conclusion: santa is a sizekink enjoyer

fuck my dog life

can i say something without anyone getting mad?

Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.

we gonna need an analysis on this process project manager: i will just give it to interns but that's your job tho pm: no, also i will complain that the coders are doing stuff incorrectly based on poor analysis and you just gonna take it understandable, have a nice day

mating press tonite 👀 mating press, king?? mating press tonite 👀

almost two years in, i still smile like a dork every time i see a picture of my wife,which happens a lot since she's on my lock screen

ask me anything or whatever you want to write, i am high

this is really difficult i love spaghettini when it's for buttered noodles i also love the little sea shells pasta with my mom's seafood sauce or the tube one with carbonara

i still don't have a whole lot since i play casually but still really fun the shotgun, toro i think?, is so strong in close quarters. but i try my best to sneak and be a pacifist 😅 also like the burst rifle, it's a good all rounder

i do love my tank tops, i have multiple of different colors because i love tight tops + baggy pants. i might try sports bra + baggy when summer is here hmmm, cute is not really my style, it's more part of my wife's repertoire 😅 and she's really good at it 💖

‪ it might be a blessing in disguise that i can't be there to cheer for my wife playing hockey. because she might get super charged and annihilate the other team. i can't be responsible of a massacre

thank you soooo much 💖 to many more days together with my wife 🥂🙏

hi also high, i am high how you doing

post your lockscreen 🔫🐦‍⬛ she's prettyyyyyy

who would have thought that someone that knows her shit would get me a bra that fit really well i am pretty hyped at wearing v collars now

also, 🐶

chat, can i get recommendations for cool purse shops online? i want to get my first one

somehow the colts resurrecting philip rivers only to immediately throw him out to be devoured by the seahawks defense feels less like a desperation move and more like an intentional ritual sacrifice

i just got new bras 😭

silly brain, giving me a headache because i didn't eat, you could have told me earlier that i am hungry

i am so north that i am in northsky now

somehow the colts resurrecting philip rivers only to immediately throw him out to be devoured by the seahawks defense feels less like a desperation move and more like an intentional ritual sacrifice

it's that time again

if you slather refrigerated butter on two slices of bread before you cook them on the stove with cheddar in between have you not made a grilled cheese with chilled grease

an optimist appreciates the existence of combination pizza hut + taco bell a pessimist laments that we've been deprived of combination dicks + gap

why do we still call them locker rooms for hockey instead of goon caves

what if ea-nasir's copper was actually totally fine and the tablet was just written by a yelp reviewer

why do we still call them locker rooms for hockey instead of goon caves

i am a machine that turns procrastination into a full day code job in 2 hours

what if ea-nasir's copper was actually totally fine and the tablet was just written by a yelp reviewer

i love wearing hip pads :)

for easter practice, i will go egg hunt deep in my wife's pussy doctors said it wasn't possible but i will keep trying

"by the law of avacyn, the following thoughts, words, and deeds are henceforth disallowed" it's the nevermore magic the gathering card

sure! i don't mind and really flattered! thank you and thank you for asking

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i think you meant say awwwn, you are welcome, i try my best

you are cool too anonymous mutual

something i learned from this being my first real social media experience ignorance is bliss