Dubya was the worst president of all time, ever. Until Trump. Dumpster fire vs massive landfill inferno

Shes a bee

2025 was the year of my worst personal loss ever. The only piece i finished this year was this memorial to Rebekah del Rios. I think i tapped into my grief in a way i hope i can do again soon... i need to break out

My favorite selfportrait, from the day i had my final 19 remaining teeth extracted due to my illness

5:38 AM. Cant sleep. Whats the point. Sleep or awake, i can't wake up really. The two states are merging.

Uncle is truly the best gig, because even aunts have a vague maternal-by-association vibe, and cant truly indulge in the cackling glee of being essentially a gremlin

WB: What do you have planned for Batman 2? Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy WB: Aww TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail WB: ... TB: Also it's a Christmas movie

A little thing i found in the archives...

So i swiped my dance card and it said for dance: 3, for looks: 10 This is when i decided i was better off as a ruggedly handsome pediatric brain surgeon who also saves animals.

Came home from Christmas shopping for my wife (at great cost), and when i get home, shes shaved bald and holding out a watch fob...

Oh that hottie you’re thirsting after on Instagram? She’s posting about contrails.

After careful research, my team has determined that the best 007 song is "You Know my Name" by Chris Cornell from "Casino Royale" Honorable mentions to that one by Duran Duran? From that goofy one with Christopher Walken and Grace Jones? I think it's called "Girls on Film"

I ordered a giant plush milipede off Amazon, and its a *3 week* delivery time! What if this was an emergency?

I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.

Cw: brain spew I don't want to *be* anymore, not like this. Im too old to change my life in the dramatic ways, its not fair to anyone else. I want to be like Galadriel and just...diminish. Wink out. Im tired. Everyone is just so goddam mean in this world. So mercenary. So souless. Im at a crossroad

I just want to say, for the recording angel to note, Nicki Minaj is a shithead.

Serious question for the audience: whats to stop a grass-roots organization from doing this on a larger scale? If Sheen spent £100000 and wiped out £1.3 million, why couldnt we pool resources, raise a million, and forgive 10,000,000 in debt?

wow the guys who made the machine that tries to trick me into thinking it's alive said once it gets a bit better at tricks it'll come to life for real!! like how when you see a REALLY good mime perform they get legit stuck in an actual invisible box

Listening to "A Christmas Gift For You" for my holiday Wall-o-sound, and man, getting to that spoken word track by Spector is like opening a beautiful holiday card from Ed Gein and Family

The Band × Lord of the Rings= Levon Helm's Deep

Goddamn, this is the utter truth of working in the arts

Mr Magoo's Ghost of Christmas Future could not be bothered to care about this shit

The conservative movement is part corporate counterrevolution and part hate movement.

I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong

Sure it's funny now, but think how devastated and ashamed Trump will be when he goes to bed tonight only to find his porcelain mask from the orgy on the pillow next to his beautiful sleeping wife

Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.

Liminal

"Its a living!" Indeed, poor imprisoned bird turned into a makeshift record player, it is a living, but at what cost?

oh you need to expose yourself to healthy debate and a wide variety of opinions. how about i do the fucking opposite dick weed. say anything i disagree with and i am blocking your ass. zero interest in debate. im about consensus here on fundamental issues like "fuck this shit" and "these guys stink"

Now this is creepy... i was *just* saying i wish I could find a 20" handmade resin rhinoceros, and now i see this ad...

This really bites. TEEN VOGUE has been doing the vital reporting on politics that the legacy media are terrified to touch.

"ThesesBot, Please unroll Martin Luthers skeets"

This is literally blasphemy, taking the Lord's Prayer, and using it to advertise the next godless bloody game that youre going to use to kill innocent lives. Fuck you, Pete Hetlgseth, from the bottom of 12 years of Baptist Sunday School

Once upon a desert sandy As through winds the trav'ling man he Spied the face of Ozymandy Lying, simply lying there Suddenly there was some writing Pon the plinth that he was sighting That the sand and time were blighting Quoth the statue, "Now despair"

This is just to say I have looked on the works that were in the desert and which you were probably thinking would still stand Forgive me they were trunkless so vast and so old

Goes without saying, but if you narc on people stealing food, you’re an irredeemable piece of shit.

Legally, this is no different from Iran sinking a Disney cruise in international waters and then saying "it's all good, they were terrorists carrying drugs." Which is to say, it's wholly illegal and has been for centuries. You couldn't even do this with a Letter of Marque and Reprisal.

One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole

Reporter: Mr President, its being said you plan to devour Zohran Mamdani's heart after you cut it out with an obsidian dagger. Is this what you intend to do? Trump: We'll see, if I wanted to, obviously i could with one little act. Reporter: Ok, no further questions

you guys ever tried smoking in the woods?? this shit- *gets a 'smokey the bear follows you' notification* ....is awful. it's real bad folks.

Here is a bee. I like bees. They're fuzzy and industrious #artsky #ink #bee #honeybee

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

Consider this lobster... Im pretty happy with this crustacean portrait. #artsky #drawing #ink #lobster

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

New Hugo Boss campaign dropped

Fawlty Towers actor Prunella Scales dies at the age of 93

Baseball organists like, "Let's do the Star Wars theme... Ready or Not by the Fugees... Seven Nation Army... some kind of sea chanty... bit of Bohemian Rhapsody... the first six notes of Sledgehammer... Star Wars theme again"