surprised i cant find a bluegrass cover of this

So, this bear asks me if I have trouble with liniment sticking to my fur; and the next thing you know,

I wish I could find the words to draw a parallel to Tripods "capping" human brains at adolescence and making a celebration of it. If only there were a tool that would confirm this hypothesis (which is mine) and expose this plot to weaken the collective IQ of the people searching for quality informa

"Everyone knows guitars attained perfection in 1963, it's a scientific fact"

do u still have the box?

no notes

Fool! Now the pizza knows we're here!

"Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974, it's a scientific fact"

Happy Monday, nerds. youtu.be/P8tTwXv4glY?...

It Smells Like Flavor!™️

🐈

if only a government shut down included a government shut up

Einstein was wrong. God loves to play dice.

Go Birds

Go Birds

FACT: all pop songs are improved by changing "girl" to "squirrel"

It's SRV Day for those who observe. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFwT...

🐱H/T Leeroy Jenkins

you know they've all read it; how long until AI gives us "Rocko's Modern Basilisk"?

Bluesky isn't dead, the bots are merely resting.

finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere

That's the Majesty of Rocks

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Now I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.

Here come a riddle? Here come a clue.

Zakk Wylde letting out the saddest pinch harmonic of all time

We've always counted seconds together by saying one more tomorrows two more tomorrows, but I found out a forever ago, eternity quantifies itself backwards using a song about this wall and its mysterious cupboardless bottle storage

Whatever you do, don't blame Colbert

Wes Montgomery with the mellow shred

If AI were capable of doing human-calibre work, it would be, with humans standing in front of it claiming its labour as their own

We always knew the fix was in

Show me the way to the next whisky star

more people would care about the Rule of Law if it got rebranded to something cool, like Rule of Rockin' Electric Guitars or Rule of Chubby Gals in Miniskirts

lest they forget, the tallest trees are the first to be felled

Even a broken clock is 5 o'clock somewhere twice a day

Cinco de Ohno

May the Fourth be with you

One computer always lies, and the other tells the truth. How you solve the potential riddle is beyond the point as your boss has made it mandatory for you to use the computer that lies

RIP Clem Burke the only guy in that band who looked like he was in a band

Reminder

Beurre Guerre

Dril: In my tweet I invented the Racism Dial as a cautionary tale. OpenAI: At long last, we have created the Racism Dial from classic Dril's tweet Don't Create The Racism Dial.

these ham-handed attempts to 'humanize' LLM aren't ingratiating, they're just grating