Got a neat game signed by someone who worked QA on it, and commemorated my time in Hokkaido.

linux guy running straight towards the Perfect Dark laptop gun because they have an instinctual response of "oh shit i could install linux on that"

"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds

I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.

Feels weird to have a solo Tokyo trip tbh

The most telling statistic I have ever hear is that poverty decreased during the pandemic heights because we were just doing direct payments. We basically had a national UBI pilot and ditched it because Biden wanted to restore status quo ante instead of leading a 21st century New Deal transformation

Gonna miss soup curry tbh

Fun last night in Sapporo, don't want to leave.

Appointing James Hetfield to head the CDC and announcing breakthrough research proving a correlation between lifestyle and deathstyle.

Anyway I don't want to leave Japan next week

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

The same bs they're spewing about autism and tylenol is the same bs they're spewing about trans people's healthcare. It's the exact same playbook and the fact that the media can see through one and not the other is a damning indictment of how complicit they are in the attack on trans lives.

Turns out I accumulated a lot of Things living in Sapporo for 6 months.

I interrupt all the misery in this world for 90 seconds on whether chili is soup.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

"I asked ChatGPT-" Yeah well I asked Anubis and they said that feather your heart's being weighed against is going through the fucking ceiling

I am going to miss Sapporo

age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends

How fucking long do we have to watch society bend over backwards to lionize and sanctify a scumbag that monetized his efforts in multiclassing as many shades of bigotry as his tiny brain could hold? Is the dude that said black women have inferior brains going to be canonized as a fucking saint?

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

thank you ultraman ace

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

ah, well

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Swear I heard the Traverse Town music playing at Sapporo Autumn Fest.

In this scene from the long-running American soap opera Days of Our Lives (s61e008), Aaron uses playing Xenoblade as an excuse to invite Arianna into his dorm room.

In Mario Kart World, NPCs will park their cars, exit them, and walk around. However, the game does not actually keep track who each car belongs to. As such, a different NPC than the owner may drive away with a car, seemingly stealing it.

it's amazing how prevalent the idea is that a bigot who calmly says "no sir" and "yes ma'am" is more civil than a kindhearted person who tells nazis to fuck off

Last game in Sapporo has been a good one

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical

Bought a DDT shirt to wear to the New Japan show

Wearing a New Japan shirt to the DDT show

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Should probably hire someone with coaching experience next time

Conservative pundits: We will not be silenced Everyone else: no shit

i dont think multiple democratic governors should have lowered flags to half mast for a racist who said gay people should be stoned. i dont think a democratic governor should have called for continuing "the work" of a man who said mlk was a myth and evil. is that too much to ask? ffs.

Ref absolutely fucking on my Consadole Sapporo, two straight red cards for absolutely nothing

Weird how this is always go to Jupiter or live in the center of the earth but not “everyone has a good union job and healthcare”, like that’s the thing that is believing in unicorns

that closes another Nintendo Direct with no Silksong

I need this so badly

oh my god