I DO NOT WANT TO 'CHAT WITH MY FILES'

tired of these little buttholes on everything

this is AMERICA and i am a CONSUMER i should have the FREEDOM to buy the coolest chinese car if i want to

Not a huge fan of the way this is worded

UPDATE: No audience questions were taken for Jay's talk.

Great read, highly recommend.

Are you accepting cancellations

i'm organizing a panel of arsonists to speak at a fire prevention workshop

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Lerry Ellison and his weird son Blunther (??) Ellison look like they go on weekend trips to kill horses and steal their teeth

his problematic age gap wife is getting too old for him

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this

how do I never get a single text from any of you ever again

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

i post this all the time

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

BREAKING: JD Vance's diaper has just been soiled and he is NOT letting the white house staff change him. He's reportedly running around their legs giggling but gets mad and screams NO when someone tries to grab him. This is a developing story

AI diarrhea it is, then

👇 child left behind

Pour one out for Dan Bongino

i am not voting for this shit

Surprising that a billionaire doesn’t know anything about anything

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I will never watch a rap musical about a former president. I would rather be run over by a car

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Objectively hilarious that Hakeem Jeffries engagement is sandwiched between "short porn" and "Cum Whores"

I think tolerating the opinions of people one loathes doesn't mean voting to 'honour' them.

This seems bad

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beautiful

in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about

man billionaires think everyone is as stupid and lazy as they are

i love her

this is a teeny, tiny, teeny-tiny ask. it is not "purity politics" or whatever nonsense you wanna throw at it. it's basic. if you can't commit to this you pose a present danger to marginalized people, which means you can't complain if you don't get somebody's vote.

Yeah I'm gonna be using this one

yall do not engage, argue with, put on blast, et al, dumbasses who can't wait to say "they voted for this!" about states struck by disaster. block them. block them the 2nd you see their garbage. take joy in knowing that you are limiting their toxic reach. they are dumbasses. they belong on twitter.

anyways based on that byline and that sourcing this is relevant again

i'm looking for a male to join me at an eating occasion

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

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The wealthiest people in the world will not stop until every opportunity to gain a leg up at realizing even the most modest of working class American dreams is stripped away to nothing. They need your labor and they need you desperate and out of options.

haha yeah