They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.

calling TCW "wa-luigi coates" is... god.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Is you emailing notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein

There is absolutely nothing old or consolidated about *multiracial, pluralistic democracy* in America. It only started 60 years ago. And the conflict over whether or not it should be allowed to endure and prosper has been the central fault line in U.S. politics ever since.

"Fuck moving forward. Screw coming together. We are going to hire a team of prosecutors so large it needs its own building, fund them so well they have their own helicopters, and instruct them to go after everyone who broke the law from the White House to individual ICE agents."

I always get a kick out of the NYT Defense Squad trotting out harrumphing takes about how serious journalists don't report on mere speculation, blow things out of proportion, dig into their colleagues' email, etc etc

NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Our leading news organizations turned a cache of ultimately-innocuous emails into a scandal-coded weeklong series of front page stories leading into the 2016 election. If they do not cover the "emails from notorious pedophile implication the President" emails with the same fervor, it's curious!

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

I think Schumer thought the crowd at the Commanders game was saying Boo-urns.

I am once again saying that we saw what wall to wall, panic coverage of a crisis looked like after the Biden debate and there’s no reason Trump isn’t getting that kind of coverage except for class solidarity.

This is good and because he was on Senior status it does not open up a new appointment.

Idea for the Bluesky elders: Twitter has Grok, what if Bluesky creates its own fact checking AI modeled after Jerry Chen? Either that or we force Jerry to directly respond to any skeet that mentions him.

wow!! a trillionaire! every reaction i am having is definitely within both legal and community guidelines!!

"Faced with this dilemma—where do you get a trillion dollars quick?—OpenAI is getting ready to run hat in hand to the taxpayer for subsidies, like every great Ayn Randian self-created entrepreneur, pulling themselves up by their bootstraps." prospect.org/2025/11/07/o...

RIP Dick Cheney, you would have loved to see the Senate refuse to vote on constraining presidential authority to wage war against fishing boats he doesn't like

Tired: The Ice Bucket Challenge Wired: The Sandwich Toss 🥪 I nominate @ndrew.bsky.social , @jcsalterego.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov to throw out the ceremonial first sandwich.

The 2026 election will be won by the candidates giving the most profitable 3 team parlays to young men.

Every election night, or anytime there’s a big viral event, I hope for a centralized place where I can find the curated best and funniest posts. This thread is a good example of that. I’m nominating Mark Cuban to fund @ndrew.bsky.social to conduct this venture. Thank you for your time.

i closed out my column this week with this preemptive jab at basically every commentator currently looking for ways to say that last night didn’t count

The only thing that the Supreme Court majority is calculating is whether they'd be helping Trump politically by preventing him from continuing chaotic tariff policy that's pretty obviously fucking up the economy.

first day in Mamdani's new york. I have already been forced to change my gender

Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June. It’s louder & clearer tonight.

Andrew Cuomo can still be mayor, if Mike Pence has the courage.

“In this moment of political darkness, New York will be the light.” Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

“tom homan is a bitch” is a winning message

I cannot stress enough that people are sick of MAGA's shit

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

Trump really is watching live lmao

If I can get a little too sincere: Tonight is the first time where I can believe with my whole heart that I can live in the place I love for the rest of my life, and live in the way I want to, and I am jubilant at the possibility. This is what politics is supposed to feel like.

Reminder that this is a winning position, and people support it

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

Just an overall great night. We're so back.

The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.

Man. The big papers setting fire to their entire legacy to cape for the biggest losers in history is hilarious shit. Imagine betting on the wrong horse so much and so often that you might as well be fucking the horse. The legacy media is out of touch with reality and the people of this country.

everybody transgender

Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.

What channel chuck schumer concession speech

There are more of us than there are of them.

I'd vote against Cuomo a third time if I could

Sean Hannity is currently ranting against the taxes in New Jersey being higher than Florida...

I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck

A pro-affordability, anti-Trump-corruption message unites the party. Every candidate can run on that, and every candidate can have their own take to fit that to their constituents. There's really no need to find fights to pick when the party agrees on more than it disagrees

Kayleigh Mcenany needs to file a lawsuit against whomever did her plastic surgery.

This would be a huge shock in VA if the Democrat wins. Orrock is a longtime incumbent who doesn't have a MAGA rep and the district went to Trump by 2 projects.statenavigate.com/25-26/states...