OFFICIAL: Sen. Mitch McConnell's team has confirmed that he WILL be participating in the Home Run Derby during the MLB All-Star festivities.

It remains a mistake that MLB ever takes Rick Manning off the local broadcast.

Undrafted guard Zeke Mayo out here raising Hellmann's on defense for the Hawks summer leaguers

the cat's been in the litter box for an hour just scrolling on his phone

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

Fuck this bullpen.

Sabs. Buddy. Wtf.

Bitchass Cecconi.

man I fuckin love moon knight

"They just want to turn it off." A fascinating story of the librarians who have started teaching classes showing people how to remove AI "features" from their phones and apps. www.bangordailynews.com/2026/07/02/m...

I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell for almost twenty minutes this morning and he just screamed over and over "WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT? WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT???" before whoever was in the room with him started chanting in Latin about souls and debts needed to be paid.

BAILEY

Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated

SHOCKED

Hell yeah, fuck Trump. Everything he touches gets molested and dies. Just like the World Cup.

Yikes, those Brad Stevens quotes makes the Brown trade look even worse.

If this is true -- a very big if -- it is surely how McConnell would have wanted to go: exploiting the timing of the death of major figures (Scalia, RBG) for cynical partisan gain.

he’s giving a speech at 9:45 right. so that means right about now they’re giving him the Elvis Needs To Sing Tonight Cocktail. god bless america

i hate spider-man, i HATE him. i am going to use all the resources of my newspaper to smear him. he stinks! anyway. time to give my adult Son a big kiss on the lips and send him off to the moon. i’m sure he won’t come back a werewulf

The day after 9/11, some kid kicked me while I was mid swing on the monkey bars. My eye hit the bar and it sliced through my eyelid. There was soo much blood. My mom had to leave the military base (not easy that day) to get me to the doctor. They fixed my shit, and I dubbed this "my 9/11 injury".

The mailman says if I don't get any mail soon he's gonna break my legs

Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.

My latest op-ed might be the hardest I've ever gone in the paint in my entire career, but this is the feeling that has been building up in me for the last few years. The last few weeks was the tipping point. Writing this gave me no pleasure, but it was certainly therapeutic in a way.

I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers

Jul 3rd 1996 - Captain Steven Hiller had a close encounter with an alien. 📽️📅 Independence Day (1996)

Lisa: Bye.

"avoiding heatstroke in the baptism tent" sounds like the name of a fall out boy song circa 2006

I have a high school memory of an assembly shortly after 9/11 where the dance team did what was supposed to be a weird sexy/somber dance routine to the version of Enrique Iglesias’s “Hero” with 9/11 news audio clips spliced in it (like Tom Brokaw, George W. Bush speeches, eyewitness statements).

Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber

every time Sony shuts down a digital store I get ask for a last-minute shopping list and I gotta tell ya, it's real short: just steal that shit, all of it—those old stores were virtually non-functional while they were current and under no circumstances should you waste time trying to wrangle em now

feels like a huge loss for the journalism industry that nobody has dropped acid at the great american state fair and blogged about it yet

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has upheld the constitutional definition of birthright citizenship — meaning all children born in the United States are U.S. citizens.

If russia stops fighting, there will be no war. If Ukraine stops fighting, there will be no Ukraine. The fact that this still needs repeating says everything.

Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy.

The people in hell want ice water

The Guardians have officially selected Cooper Ingle from Columbus. He's hitting fifth and DH-ing tonight. Stuart Fairchild DFA'd in a corresponding move.

An even bigger "whatever" than expected for the Cavs tonight.

one of my fav things to do as a beat writer was to ask a super specific football question I knew the person would refuse to answer minutes after saying ‘I’ll only be answering football questions’

Asking children aged 9 what they think they'll be like when they're 40.

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

he openly seig heil'd and runs a child porn website, are we still acting shocked

Every so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?

The sound of the summer is mid-aughts alt bands that I can never remember whether they are British or not

ESPN is about to pay Pat McAfee $60 million to fart, burp and be a dude-bro on television. I do not understand the company, how it spends its money, how people justify a 7-figure salary for anyone on the network, who actually watches it when games aren't on, so on and so forth. I will never get it