Back on my bullshit @jetbrains.com

🚀 Mark your calendars – the JS community meets again at JetBrains #JavaScriptDay2025! Our speakers: @kentcdodds.com‬, @ryansolid.bsky.social, @lydiahallie.com, @thealexlichter.com, @victorsavkin.bsky.social‬, @wordman.dev, @phenomnomnomin.al, and @thepunderwoman.com. 👉 jb.gg/Bluesky_JSDa...

Gonna be in Europe at the start of November, should I come to ngDE? Who is gonna be there? 🆖

How am I meant to explain that my new fave song is called “It Smells Like Fudge Axe in Here”?

death comes for us all. except for my buddy craig. he’s a 5000 year old demonic entity

Do I know anyone in Christchurch who wants a free Bloc Party ticket for tonight? I can’t go, don’t want it wasted.

Ruminating! at the PUP show.

If you liked that you’re gonna love this: github.com/christina-de...

ozzy osbourne dies everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)" hulk hogan dies everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

Our new single “Dissolving”, from our upcoming album ‘Dreams of Being Dust,’ is out today! twiabp.ffm.to/dreamsofbein... Can’t wait to share the rest of the album with you on August 22nd ❤️❤️ @epitaphrecords.bsky.social

Of course Intl.NumberFormat works differently in different browsers.

We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers. The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.

BREAKING: Christian Horner is to exit Red Bull Racing with immediate effect #F1

36 years sober.

TIL about timing attacks with an easy-to-understand JS example www.reddit.com/r/webdev/com...

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

Been building a SAAS to keep busy as I job hunt, and just got the full end-to-end flow working! 🥳

NEW HOT MULLY IS V HOT

Angular v20 is now available! ✨ Check out the blog post for more info about the cool features and be sure to tune into the v20 developer event premiering tomorrow, May 29 at 9 AM Pacific goo.gle/angular-v20-...

Building something with SvelteKit, Clerk and Supabase and wow just what a time to be alive.

Just ran 10km for the first time ever? Good job Craig.

Who invented pre-workout because I’m crawling out of my skin right now and I’d like a word. Good lord.

Has anyone reached out to Chicago pop-punk band Smoking Popes for a statement?

if young men are having such a hard time meeting girls they should try learning to play My Favorite Chords by the Weakerthans on acoustic guitar instead of becoming wretched little toads about it

Despite the widespread and often employer-encouraged adoption of AI tools, a new study finds that artificial intelligence chatbots "have had no significant impact on earnings or recorded hours in any occupation."

A conference talk where I just make people listen to my favourite songs.

Well the new @propagandhi.com is sick. You should listen to it. Also they should follow me on here since the only reason I keep my Twitter account is cause they follow me there.

Israeli forces have now dropped more explosives in Gaza than fell on London, Dresden, and Hamburg during the Second World War. The region’s hospitals have not been spared; most are no longer functional. Clayton Dalton writes about the devastation.

jesus christ don't tell me so many of y'all have literally been going ga-ga for this genAI nonsense without stopping to think that maybe, actually, it's doing incredibly bad things for the world, and that your usage and support for it is legitimizing and feeding its existence.

Released 36 years ago today "Pet Sematary," a single by the American punk rock band Ramones, also included on their album Brain Drain Ramones - Pet Sematary (Official Video) [HD #punk #punks #punkrock #ramones #petsematary #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Damn he *really* ghosted JD Vance

A reminder. All of the Govt's 2024 coal mining earnings was spent treating acid damages at a single mine. And the spending of taxpayers’ dollars for the cleanup is ongoing. newsroom.co.nz/2024/12/02/a...

That's a fun one.

Because the Titanic is 3,800m (12,500ft, or 20,833 fathoms) deep, so it's a LOT harder to get at!

I found proof that I used to be smart!

hello, world

1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but 2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but 3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So 4. Now the LLM code points to malware.

The Winter Olympics website is so broken!

ChatGPT consumes so much water and energy each week that it could power entire countries for YEARS and folk act like you told them to kill their selves cause you want them to write their own emails and not to steal art. 😂

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Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

Oh wow tsquery hit 1k stars on Github that's cool!

Fontaines gonna go offfff tonight, also I do quite like Auckland these days

Good. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

New Propagandhi thank fuckkkk

Trying to find a sane way to add types to someone else’s 5 year old hand-rolled redux implementation is quite meditative.