Why is this squirrel so smol?

The plot thickens more evenly if you slowly wisk in a corn starch slurry to avoid clumping.

energy you put into hating is energy youre not putting into loving your own life

Latest watches for October

There’s a lot going on behind that door…..

Proud mom! My son photographing Lorde at her last few shows. We listened to her together when he was 10 and now he’s a professional photographer. @lorde.bsky.social

Orcas heading for Greta’s flotilla. No one stops taking selfies. Film at 11.

Mushrooms, Mother Nature’s original fungi internet.

Btw this was a great great great uncle on the right - Union soldiers during the Civil War. Do people want this again?

Soooo ... this rapture was as fake as all the previous ones?

Will they livestream the rapture is what I need to know. Original art by @scottgbrooksart.bsky.social

Photo taken 46 years ago today

Can hear the street fighter song

Still blooming

Well here we are. There we go. Where are we?

Yep. She is.

The most deliberately cruel of geometric shapes is the vicious circle.

Bluesky if this is where the antifascists ran to, where do we, the anti antifascists go to now?

Pumpkin spice is nutmeg; soylent green is people.

80’s- let’s do quaaludes for fun 90’s- drs prescribe Xanax bc the sky is blue 2025- day before surgery they tell you NO DRUGS

Bottle the air today.

If I need any new friends I’m heading to the petting zoo.

melania constantly refreshing the tl

She’s very happy we’re together 24/7.

Retweeting yourself is the social equivalent of showing up to the party empty handed.

The best part of social media is creating whoever you want to be. Today I’m a porcupine. Ten years ago, a porcupine.

Reasons to Stay Home This Weekend: 1. men in sleeveless T-shirts

I hope everyone can find a moment or two peace this labor day weekend. It's OUR weekend. This country wouldn't exist without our labor. ✊🏼

My surgeon is so cool. I was lamenting the fact I’m missing the NIN show w/ press seats (son inherited them) so he’s going to make sure he’s blasting them when they wheel me into the OR. Also my anesthesiologist knows my bff from college so I better feel good before I’m completely zonked out.

Alien Earth is incredible but Boy Kavalier needs more pathos. Should have cast Ezra Miller.

This is who runs this account

I’ve always loved Austin Abrams in everything I’ve seen him in, but god I’m so glad he was in #WeaponsMovie. He’s so effortlessly funny and expressive. The man deserves his flowers! Put him in more things. #filmsky

August in NY is weird especially on Long Island. Hard to explain but the end of summer is in my dreams often and I’m always driving off a cliff. Or gargling my teeth.

My hair is Edgar Winter White.

Who Had Mysterious Hot Blob Traveling Underneath the Ground Through the Appalachia Heading to NY/NJ for 2025 ?