My lord this is a dense slice of meta! 😅

if you’re a robot you have to tell me

You can hear the white jeans revving up before Memorial Day.

#birds My friend….

It’s duck season Rabbit season Tourist season But it’s always ring doorbell season!

Forest Floor in the Air Some shelf fungi supporting a forest floor of moss. #EastCoastKin #Photography #Stunday #Forest #moss #fungi #trees #nature

I love my younger friends or friends my own age with younger children. Right now I’m at the “my home is a storage container unit for 4 humans that travel & moved out” as well as “my children cross the planet in tin cans across the sky on the weekly” My ancestors are pleased.

You wanna get outta here, maybe go grab a book or something?

Well the railroad is on strike. On an island, off Manhattan, that if we became a state would be the most densely populated state, with our two largest airports in NY ON THE ISLAND. Of course my kids are moving out of the country. Tomorrow. At least this time they’re remaining in North America.

I’ve never understood the appeal of a flea market. I always prefer getting my fleas from a local ethical and sustainable co-op instead.

"The moment you begin to censor the writer- and history bears this out in the ugliest of fashions -so begins a process of decay in the body politic that ultimately leads to disaster." ~Rod Serling Speech, Library of Congress (1968)

Used to do this at Ramones shows and Johnny would get mad at me bc he was straight edge and I was always smoking weed. Nothing changes if nothing changes. Miss you old friend.

Not sure how those bastards ever turned out bc not on here as much but hopefully they went on to live fruitful lives. Ta-dum!

Whoa there pardner sittin high in the saddle of your the Dodge Ram there’ll still be snack cakes to round up when you tie your pony to the hitching post

I'm not stupid. I know these canned waters are just hose drinking for fancy folks.

Post an iconic movie image

Drop a film with a single word title Aftersun

Knights in White Satin is a great classic song. My dog’s favorite song is “Mom in White Linen.”

Stephen Colbert and David Letterman throwing things off the Ed Sullivan Theater. Colbert: “Anything you’d like to say, Dave?” Letterman: “In the words of the great Edward R. Murrow to CBS: ‘Good night and good luck, motherfuckers.’”

I wrote and drew a story on this theme.

Flat bottomed clouds you make the rockin’ world go ‘round

Missing too many things right now in too many different ways. But I’m here.

Show me your innards

Denial is a river with white water rapids you ride in a raft made of hubris. What? Yes, I would like more coffee, thanks.

Everyone is beautiful in their own way…… No. No they’re not.

Lost in a sea of who I’ve lost to the great beyond

Watching Coachella & Nine Inch Noize blow my mind, all I know for sure in life besides death and taxes is that youth is wasted on the young and wasted.

I read revelations last night (again) and don’t worry the Tarantino quote is written really tiny.

"If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions." - St Jules to the Washingtonians 4:15

I hope this is real.

life is not a box of chocolates. it's a bag of frozen vegetables with freezer burn.

It must be so hard to be famous and never see my posts.

Stop the dystopia I’d like to get off

Sometimes I feel as if we’re all Schrodinger's cat.

Pretty glad I spent the 90s in marketing, the 2000’s in healthcare, and now idk what I want to do. Considered a PhD in either prenatal neuroscience or film studies (they’re so similar!) but I can’t be held accountable to anyone or an institution anymore so there’s that.

Working on my more arcane skills

Never explain anything.

Tomorrow marks one year of retirement. Saw my last patient one year ago today. It’s taken awhile to adjust. Been consulting to other professionals at n/c bc karma is a wonderful thing.

My Gen-X trauma, brought to you by: The Iran Hostage Crisis Reagan assassination attempt Challenger explosion Chernobyl meltdown AIDS epidemic Cold War “duck and cover” Iran-Contra scandal John Lennon’s murder Baby Jessica Mt. St. Helens Exxon Valdez oil spill.

Great day in the garden. First time the monk parakeets paid a visit!

first lady doth protest too much, methinks

Everybody cheer!!! @darickr.bsky.social

I ain’t too proud to beg but I’m more fond of caterwauling.

This seagull wants an Easter basket.

Whatever's the human equivalent of a phone's low power mode, I need it

I miss being young and stupid, at least then I had an excuse.