i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

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Good lord this is hot

For reference: reservations have a huge rape problem because they can't prosecute people from outside, and local law enforcement won't do shit about it. Sexual predators are drawn to preying on women and children in reservations, with almost zero legal consequence. www.hcn.org/articles/tri...

oh FUCK this is bad news for my futures positions

Let’s make it viral folks. Thank you @histoftech.bsky.social.

You know what, I’m not even mad, it takes a special kind of hubris to mock people for praying over meals while you’re speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast

This is a great post on the craziness of higher ed pay practices. I’m glad the article references staff pay issues as well. Schools have yet to learn that it’s cheaper and easier to retain (and fairly compensate) people than recruiting new employees.

The “common sense” reform should be to take the agency, its leadership, and all its goons, and launch them into the sun.

MAGA Man tries to beat up high school kids. Emphasis on *tries*. :)

you there! fetch my smallest of stringed instruments

Punxsutawney Phil has a 35% accuracy rate…because it’s a fucking rodent NOT a dancing meteorologist.

Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires. Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess. Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining. Documentarian: Exactly. Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?

RIP to a real one

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

This jackass lost the 2014 Belk Bowl to a 6-6 Virginia Tech team, and then lost to South Florida 65-27 the next season, so he'd absolutely lose the Woke Bowl, too

Secondary chest day…paused press to 3 second competition standard. 3 sets of triples at 225lb wore me out. Finished with back rows, iso lat pulls, and some time doing cardio. #blackskyfitness

My community service for the day. You are welcome.

"CBP stays at the border" might sound like a win, but keep in mind that this is what "the border" means to them www.aclumaine.org/know-your-ri...

Abolish DHS. If you can imagine a world before Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, you can imagine a world without the Department of Homeland Security. My latest at @startribune.com. (gift link)

Definitely emerging as one of the most prolific texters in the Democratic Party, which I suppose is much the same thing

Deadlift Friday. Failed a PR of 515 lb last week, so got advice on staying patient with the deadlift bar and doing smarter warmup sets. Pulled 505lb today, then did AMRAP at 405lb for 7 reps. #blackskyfitness #gymsky

Fucking cowards with blood on your hands.

Just remembered this exists and had to listen to it and then had to share it.

christ this guy is fucking awful

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland. If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.

January 21, 1993: American track & field icon and 9-time Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis sings the national anthem before a Bulls-Nets game in New Jersey. The following day, ESPN’s Charley Steiner famously reacted to Lewis' performance on SportsCenter:

If you are appalled at the tactics of ICE and CBP, you should be! They in fact are *NOT* trained for the work they're doing in America's interior right now—and they're scared of interacting with US citizens. That's a recipe for the exact disaster we see: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-101-ho...

When I was in school we’d have posters of Shaq and Vince Carter drinking milk and now it’s like hey want to see this weird looking person who gets paid to make your uncle racist

Man what the hell these are high schoolers

Last time I heard a Minnesotan this mad (outside of George Floyd), Brett Favre was getting his head bashed into the Superdome turf over and over.

friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be

Consultants are idiots, talk to your constituents you lazy dicks and they'll tell you what they want you to do and then you'll get reelected if you do that thing they ask you to do

Or, we just get rid of the entire agency and spend the money on schools and healthcare…that sounds like a better option.

The relentless targeting of the Somali community is not an accident - it is because of Islamophobia and anti-Blackness, and it is all interconnected with white Christian nationalism. My prayers are with all those losing TPS protection.

Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation

I couldn’t step into a classroom without a background check, completed TB test, passed two subject exams, and at least an emergency credential.

Wild that Indiana is going to finally win a national football championship in the year that IU’s leaders & the state’s government decided it was no longer a serious research university.

Minnesotans will help anyone stuck in the snow, except these murderers

Deadlift Friday…working set of 405lb with singles at 455lb. Drop sets of triples at 365lb really got the glutes and hamstrings tired. Definitely going to feel it tomorrow. #blackskyfitness

U.S. higher education lost at least 9,000 jobs in 2025. Federal budget cuts, fewer international students, etc. www.insidehighered.com/news/busines...

Heavy squat session. Working sets of 345lb, then two singles at 375lb. Getting better with depth at heavier weights. Followed this with very heavy RDLs. Glutes and hamstrings definitely got some work in. #blackskyfitness

It's good to use the resources at hand to fight because sometimes you win. Also, I keep thinking of the period after this man was killed and how a group of people tried to impose a new social reality. It didn't work. This too is a lesson.

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

It is not believable because this is complete bullshit.

The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.

Grits and eggs does sound pretty good right now. Throw in 18 slices of bacon for good measure. I aint hard to please.