A very happy #Caturday going out to all my Caturday Crew. Here’s a chap I met at a cat cafe in Islington, he’s actually the new manager. Snapped this picture whilst he was recharging on his break.

Well it’s just past midnight so I make it officially #Caturday here in the UK. We’re currently in the grip of a heatwave and yet Ruby-Cat soldiers on in her fur coat.

Happy #Caturday all y’all. Here’s one I met at a party in Colindale, North London, a couple of weeks ago. Fascinating character!

#Caturday Donut for a pillow.

Oh, he’ll get his legacy, just not the one he intended. 🤭

I don’t have a problem with him falling asleep. What bothers me is that he keeps waking up.

Happy #Caturday all you cool cats everywhere, from me and Ruby over here in North London. Bring your cat-shapes to the internets and let us see them please.

It’s World Goth Day again. Where has the past year gone? Actually on second thoughts let’s not dwell on that. Happy goth-gubbins you gorgeous freaks 🦇

Just die you old bastard.

Another day of extreme disappointment in the obituaries.

Pot. Kettle. Black. Orange. Loser.

Is it really an alien abduction if I want to go with them

If an asshole had an asshole it would be Kid Rock.

He doesn't look well. I hope it's nothing trivial.

I just want a lil apartment and some civil rights but NOOOOO we gotta have FASCISM and CLIMATE APOCALYPSE 🫩🫩

“death before dishonor” i reply, right after someone asks me if decaf is ok

sometimes i wake up and think how can i be this exhausted already but then i look around and am like oh yeah right

The worst people alive are having an awful day. Which is nice.

Good morning

me: *sees time on laptop* me: *checks time on iPad* me: *checks time on iPhone* me: *checks time on microwave* me: *checks time on stove* me: *checks time on watch* also me: i wonder what time it is

Happy #WorldGothDay to all who celebrate. I hope all you goths are gothing extra hard today. 🖤

Well hey there Captain Ginger. Check out your gorgeous whiskers! #CatNeighbourhood

FLOOF. #CatNeighbourhood

These noise cancelling headphones really do work. Some guy was talking really loudly in the quiet carriage and I used them to strangle him.

*slaps roof of weekend* this baby can hold so many errands you should probably be running

Dog on the Tube:

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus disappears an innocent person into a slave-labor gulag and then jets off for a weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago

Reform UK Easter reading: "I was hungry and you said I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said we need an insurance based healthcare system..."

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

Elections have consequences

It is mind blowing to me that the world is allowing one crazy man to wreck the world economy.

An hour less sleep this morning?! How am I supposed to operate on just 17 hours?!

Just think about all the wildy illegal group chats they *didn't* accidentally add a reporter to

Perhaps instead of a 3rd runway Heathrow should have some kind of backup power supply?

Morning BlueSky. Another day of ennui, disappointment and bone-cold moral horror awaits us. Have a cup of tea.

What the fuck, History?!?

Fucking ECSTATIC to announce that we are now in the last 17 hours of January. Unless they've added more days on. Wouldn't put it past them tbh.

Can I be excused from the FO? I did not participate in the FA

hey everyone, the guy who literally told his critics to FUCK THEMSELVES IN THE FACE is very very very very very very concerned about rising levels of incivility on his crappy app right now

Cat vs Tree.

I think it speaks volumes that right wingers criticize bluesky for being “liberal” and “left wing”, when it’s really just that hate speech isn’t allowed.

Andrew Tate: I’M HERE Bluesky: No

Such a stunning cat of many colours, how I love my cat of many colours #ProofOfCat