Took a little walk yesterday while the sun is still shining. Finally found a kestrel that doesn't bolt when I point a camera at it.

The neat thing about Patreon's UI is how they never address how bad parts of it are, and continually tweak other parts to be worse.

I really have to hand it to whoever came up with the concept of "vertical modular blueprints" because this tower of Uranium Fuel Rods would, while still not fully plumbed-in, have taken me literal DAYS to build before now, to say nothing of planning paralysis and paving. #Satisfactory

Now I know why M$ _really_ updated Notepad...

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

Great news, the US found their Reichstag Fire 2.0

Wow the "fuck your feelings" crowd really can't take a joke. Interesting. Will look into it.

Apparently the US is making noises that anyone who makes light of lil' Chuck getting capped will be denied entry into the US. My only plans to visit that shithole country in the near future would be to piss on his grave, so I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Thoughts and prayers, it's what the guns would have wanted.

The future is now, old man.

Please, not like this... He's supposed to die in prison after years of humiliation and misery.

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

Nice.

Wait... nevermind.

I've only been awake for an hour, and I've already seen the dumbest shit I'll see all day.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Friend sent me this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Done working on the patio where it is 31C. Time to relax inside where it is... 33C. ☀️😎🍹💀

I admin a small Discord server for a friend group and I named the voice channel you get dumped in if you're AFK too long "Honk Shua, Sleep in this Thang". I just needed to share that.

Me: [giggling at my phone] Dad: what are you laughing at? Me: I have too much shame and not enough time to explain it.

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

reminder, the guy who snitched on Luigi didn't get a dime of the reward and they're not gonna give you this reward either.

the internet doesn't have to be a fucking warzone. it was just turned into one because your anger is more profitable than your joy

Why would I spend $75 on a perfume to smell like Donald Trump when I could just piss myself in a McDonald's for free.

Restaurants please just serve normal food. My rice bowl doesn't need to be on a plate the size of a truck tire. My burger doesn't need to stand 8 inches off of my plate. I'm begging you, stop making my dinner choice an unintended subject of discussion for the entire table.

Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

@ass.golf just noticed that jephjacques.com still links to the bird site.

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Ok, this one wins. Pack it up, we're done here.

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

I hope they both get into a cartoon fistfight, and then the little dust cloud with random fists and feet poking out falls off of a cliff into a canyon.

It's June... Happy Pride month! 🐂 (Oh, Mümü...)

"I asked the Lying Machine and it told what I wanted to hear, burning seven pounds of coal to do so."

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

Was just washing my VW and a Tesla pulled into the next stall. I then had the following thought: I've really got to thank Tesla for taking the mantle of "car brand most associated with nazis".

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was Pierbattista Pizzaballa

Love this for him. #cdnpoli

Just thought about buying a dremel solely to enlarge the holes on the Old Bay shaker so that it actually dispenses the fuckin spice.

Looks like my bankrupt former employer has been purchased by... [shuffling papers] The former owners of the bankrupt company.

The most Grimdark things about Space Marine 2 are how badly the UI is designed, and how awful all the network features work.

Online games need an "enemies list" so that you can see if someone you can't stand is in your usual lobby and not even bother starting the game.