vance is a genuine lunatic

is it possible they meant to announce a war and then chickened out? because what the hell lol

In Greenville specifically, this kid would be taking home like $85-100k a year and the best benefits package you could imagine if he would have gotten the 2-year mechanics degree from Greenville tech

Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives

There’s an established penalty for ordering the killing of shipwrecked sailors (even during a war, which we are manifestly not in) and we should apply that penalty. I would say it’s vitally important to apply that penalty, in fact.

"Lane Kiffin had a dog just for PR purposes" is my Carl Hiaasen "I quit because Florida keeps making up real stories even I couldn't make up"

Lane Kiffin believes he’s the real victim in all this because he’s not allowed to coach LSU and Ole Miss at the same time lololololol

and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.

they are not playing 3D chess. they are fucking idiots.

Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!

The difference between the sociopathic and non-sociopathic takes is really quite stark

Hey man fuck that cop

I think that, fundamentally, ending the shutdown without a commitment that congress actually controls how money is spent in this country is Very, Very Bad but I am being thoroughly polarized away from that position's salience by the monstrous behavior of the sephiroth-posters who want starved kids

I am first in line for the NWSL ThrasHERs jerseys

How do we feel about the Freddie Freeman slander on here?

in 2016, i thought republicans should get more scrutiny, in 2020, i thought some of them should go to prison, in 2025, i think a majority of them should be fucking hanged, and the number of trump officials living on military bases now indicates that they know i know that.

One more anecdote in favor of the “they’re running out of lawyers” theory

Ohtani joins Babe Ruth as the only players to have multiple Postseason games with 12+ total bases 👀 stathead.com/tiny/R8DDo

Literally the man with the nuclear codes

tossing a food bank a couple bucks won’t turn SNAP on. but you personally can’t turn SNAP on, and you maybe can toss a food bank a couple bucks.

"You cannot be explaining your Nazi tattoo and defeat a multi-term incumbent."

existing in all other parts of life: we need to be thoughtful about how we integrate technology into human affairs watching an umpire in the postseason: BRING FORTH THE ROBOT GODS

An artistic depiction of the Discover feed blocking the flow of positive interactions on Bluesky

what trump brought to the republican party, more than maybe any other thing, was contempt for virtue, and he’s demanded that republicans abandon any virtue they might have once had.

Mike Norvell beat bama with the worst P4 team in football

If his ass didn’t get left in Palo Alto idk how you can ever claim to be a serious football team again

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired

The fucking thing is that if you have an audience, no you absolutely do not get to just vent on main like you’re the smollest bean. Be a fucking adult.

unc: objectively dumber than the falcons

"We took freedom of speech away" should be in every campaign ad moving forward.

Donald Trump has heard the wails and lamentations of all the Rust Belt communities left behind by neoliberalism, and he has a message for them: fuck you and die

How far out are we from “beating the shit out of my kid is my first amendment right”?

Sometimes I think that liberals were so successful in advancing civil rights that people don’t believe their civil rights are actually at risk. You don’t ironically engage with Neo-nazism if you believe that these people are actually a threat to you. You could do that if you think they’re a joke.

Getting absolutely Meshed to death is not the way I wanted this game to go

how could you do this to fsu

Run Mesh

it's absolutely fucking crazy that "retroactively legalize Watergate" and "exclude Black people from literally every area of public life" are the two primary a objectives of the chief justice and yet he is never reported on like the vicious gutter racist he is.

fwiw i doubt roberts even bothers to lie to himself about it at this point, he just lies to himself about what it says about him

Based on everything I’ve seen, the only person that has shown any kind of real, human love for Kirk was, of all people, Candace Owens

Army calls their nickel safety the Apache. What do we think the Blackhawk is? The Mike?

When rogan dies of an HGH induced heart attack, that funeral is gonna put the queen to shame

Why couldn’t it have been Fallon?

He spent his career trying to get people fired from their jobs or shunned from society on the basis of their speech. He was anti-free speech.

Drunk off this upcycled big 12 game

*East* Texas A&M is currently looking more effective against FSU than Bama did

James Murphy because “hate-able prick” is an drying breed of the greats

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Weaponized shenanigans