Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo

hi i made this for discord if you want it it only works on pc and android

me: this is my buddy. he doesn’t talk. he only makes dialup modem noises my friend: (makes dialup modem noises)

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

I’m afraid I am still firmly in the awkward stage of L2 acquisition where I’m competent enough that people assume I say exactly what I mean to say, leading to me occasionally accidentally being quite rude

The thing is, all my apes *are* gone.

As much as I'd like everyone to use the metric system, we may have to give up—the English are just a lost cause. IT SHOULD BE "KILOPEDE," IT DOES NOT HAVE 0.001 FEET

the German morpheme „Zug“ means too many things. not enough people are talking about this

chat channel policing is the conversation killer. it’s only very rarely worth doing

Writing something on to my to do list after I have already done it just to get the pleasure of crossing it off my to do list. The advanced play.

iptables? you should see a doctor about that

Philosophical representatives on mission who guillotine you if you use "begging the question" wrong.

i like my dejeuners the same way i like my morts: petit

what if frogs are pickled rabbits

Visa and Mastercard reportedly coming for FAIRIES and CAT EARS Get on the phone and ask them wtf is up because this even made me double take bsky.app/profile/dark...

Ohmelette

chat is this real

If we're deciding national security policy based on what I find most scary, then we should just let China have all the classified data and ban strangers from making small talk with me.

Brain irrevocably broken by internet, no cannot read the flavor note “citrussy” without laughing

On this day two years ago, Kyle Gordon posted a TikTok that had a text overlay reading, "Every European Dance Song in the 1990s."

Proposal: Using spoons and forks instead of sporks is a sign of petit bourgeoisie commitment to capitalist hegemonic cutlery.

the computer knows where it is at all times. it knows this because of unregulated bulk resale of user data and metadata

tama sea critters 🐬🦑

disintegrate people who use too much spray deodorant

I have emerged from the font rendering rabbit hole with my sanity mostly intact. Also, dice rolling! #gamedev #screenshotsaturday

nintendo announced that the first mario title for the switch 2 will be Mario Illiad, and gamplay will revolve around mario going on a rampage after his gay lover is killed

"I will do it," came a small voice. "I will think about those Beans. Though - " Frodo looked up, "I do not know the way."

air charmander #art

In many musicals the villain song is the best or near enough. Science can't explain this. Morality shrinks at the thought. But it's true.

absolute genius from my home country right here

Millennials in shambles after high school truth and reconciliation committee rules Chuck Norris jokes were never funny and bacon, while delicious, fails to meet the standards required of “epic.”

finally got text boxes working on the weekend. this took an absurd amount of time (mostly tracking down bugs and counterintuitive properties in font layouting)

Hello! here's a little bit of gameplay from the platformer I'm working on 🏹 #pixelart #gamedev #GameMaker #Aseprite

Happy #PortfolioDay 🌳 I like #pixelart!

we are out, safe and alive

you know, they really did do this

I’m not paying to see an Oasis reunion show unless it ends with the Gallagher brothers crouched behind amps on opposite sides of the stage, firing pistols at each other

It's the fourth anniversary of that time I tweeted the wrong Sisters Of Mercy

(to my knowledge) the nyt for example never even covered the simple fact that the US no fly list was leaked, or that congress was discussing said leak. im using a personal example here because i've looked for their coverage of it before and realized there's simply none.

far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic

does „ironically“ literally just mean „surprisingly“ in American English or

- Doctor, doctor! I've forgotten the sound a cash register makes! - I see. It's catching, I'm afraid

One thousand years‘ jail to the guy that decided the function to calculate the correlation coefficients matrix in numpy should be neither corr nor corrcoeff, but rather corrcoef

Consider a semi-function f;A→B.