it's ok i won my next singleplayer run (small deck ironclad with barricade and two block relics is disgusting)

where are my relics??? late stage capitalism smh my head

passed out for 2h???

didn't realize i had the ability to summon the oomf power rangers

is it true that only 80 people can be born on the same day in iceland lmao

"trans rights are human rights" look inside "i hope $person (not rlly relevant who the person is imo but they're not trans) has a horrible anime pfp burner acc" obvious reference > "some trans people should have human rights"

minor gripe but is there a reason why the "emergency help" and the "lock door" buttons in accessible washrooms have the same color/texture/size

Fay. 🧚

hello i am the electronic arts ceo i would like to shrink the moon by midnight today, death penalty if you fail

Half my mutuals interacting with the other half

>""he"" > ad hominem > not even a rebuttal to what ayla's saying okay rowling jr

wish i could meow like this

is it just me or do all the webp haters i keep seeing my oomfs talk about/quote on my tl remind me of the anti ai crowd, except without the legitimate grievances that come with dealing with a $company replacing their entire customer support team with a chatbot or similar situations to that

wtf i really am a passoid the triage nurse asked me "what are you taking the spironolactone for" 😭

chat is this gangrene

@isabelroses.com's house probably

I'm not arguing with a NixOS user. shoo. go derive some bitches

strait of hormuz shipping discourse

"did japan rope in the war too" - retromation ostensibly waiting for rarran to end his turn in kards despite it being his own turn

what waking up an hour early accidentally does to a mf

jk rowling if she was gen z: ts pmo

bro has been back from the hospital like one day and is already committing shenanigans

went to the consent store yesterday and got myself some consent. i wanted to buy it second-hand but they only had it manufactured

i think i should check my pc fans and/or remount the cooler lol it's so loud rn

oh you can just use summons to crush storm wow wish i knew that earlier lmao i already spent 67 morbillion coins on a reaper scythe for enderman slayer so

hmm okay crystal phase makes sense to me now but idk how to solo crush bc i suck !!

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

youtu.be/8V2WnuT_LoI is this a java moment why does this happen lmao

had a dream where my elementary school teacher was pronouncing "xe/xer" like scissor what did he mean by that

bweehhhhh

baby is back from the hospital

switched from stripe to opera gx??

chud sandwich 2

clingy

wehhhh i gotta get rid of this lip fuzz

bro i’ve made it 🙏

im so ngl i have like no clue how crush phase and terms phase works in f7 i'm such a chud!

tired &eepy & sore

how is it 4pm i haven't eaten anything yet

new shadow trapping video just dropped and holy shit who thinks of using string and a daylight detector for that 😭😭😭 insane

i cant stop having banger dreams

so like idfk what im supposed to do since march break is in a week and i have a morbillion things to catch up on and im perma eepy and tired since im still sick

awesome things are happening bc you can draw on the sts 2 map

in like 11 months alfie will be 6.7 years old

he keeps eating without pooping and this is like his like his second or third time 😞 what an idiot (but he's my lil idiot)

this kitty is in the hospital (he cant poop or something)

hmm should i eat some random stuff i the fridge or make another chud sandwich