typed "sig" in the microsoft search bar , expect to get signal, press enter, somehow end up in a bing search page in microsoft edge for "iggy azalea" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh so you're a "full stack developer"? name how many people tall the stack is

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

can i haz a misleading tag pls ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘐𝘐𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

please what

they're called trick or treaters dude

The bees have discovered Brutalism

finally added chloe to my inventory!! :3

Erm

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why are My Games in Documents. why is there an empty folder in there called Visual Studio 2022. i sure as hell didnt put it there. do they really expect me to put my tax forms in the same folder as an auto-created folder called Overwatch. be real for a second microsoft what is this folder really for

I wish windows had a dedicated folder for like, .pdf and .txt files, like a "Documents" folder or something

Petting my cat instead of sleeping

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dental emergency, having to extract a tooth and nervous about where its located usual extraction price is $50, but more difficult extractions prove harder will have to try and get payment deferred, flat broke until the 30th and anything would help to stay afloat

I FEEL THIS FUCKING PICTURE IN MY BONES

I'm completely broke, I've been unable to meet my needs since the month began. I'd like a little food, but medications come first $60 will get me my medication, and leave me with some grocery money, my anti-consultant medication is $40 after tax w/ current GoodRX coupon any assistance helps 💙

Been trying to read some isekai lately.

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It’s very funny that conservatives are right when they complain we have an entire class of layabout freeloaders, but they’re just wrong about what class that is

Please don't call it that

@isuggest.selfce.st what would you classify this as

linux colonel

the strongest thought experiment of history vs the strongest thought experiment of today

omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?

Okay but no actually for real, we don't have anything, like not anything we're allowed to eat, so I really have just been eating candy cause there's not any real food we can have, so un, if you can spare anything of anything ko-fi.com/puppypawzzz or cashapp: $prophetsyg

Great idea

I installed all 65 thousand Firefox extensions in a VM and it has yet to render a second frame

@according.to.all.known.laws.of.aviation.there.is.no.way.a.bee.should.be.able.to.fly.its.wings.are.too.small.to.get.its.fat.little.body.off.the.ground.the.bee.of.course.flies.anyway.because.bees.dont.care.what.humans.think.is.impossible.jbc.lol hi

Hey guys, meowdy's Chinese lessons here. Do you know 啪啪啪 means peace and prosperity. Next time you greet someone you can say "I 啪啪啪ed with your mom last night" to wish their mother well

Got my performance review.

This set up killed

Good morning ☀️

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

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why are rich people so damn boring? if I had all the money in the world I would create my very own animation studio, pay all my employees really well and have them animate my favourite fanfictions

put andrew tate in a room with a fujoshi and he's coming out of there pregnant