ghfhfjfjfjhcjsjfnmsoxkmsjjksjjdjjejmnkwkmxjrimjkmdjxnjejjjdji i need cuddles

Conservatives love talking about how people are triggered bc it’s the closest they can come to the word they want to say

🎵❄️🎵 He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you've just ate He knows full well he's normalizing A mass surveillance state

anyone wanna buy me the covid plushie

found a new soup dumpling place and they have really good chili sauce

well I guess that's retirement sorted

Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today. There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.” It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.

im assuming inhaling alcohol fumes when epilating is bad probably

@lenooby09.tech take notes :p

finally found the canvas data request popup lmao

pretty sure the "top games watched" is wrong too lmao i think i've watched more mtg related content and even starcraft than clash

love how my youtube recap is like, wrong

Daaaaaaamn. Good thing nobody uses React and so this will certainly not be a problem.

I can't take it anymoreee 😭😭😭

omg literally toxic yuri

re reading the trans girl gift guide substack post reminds me that i need a tran plushie and an infectious disease plushie fuckkk

bro stole my seat 🥀🥀

seems like a scam lmao

somehow slept 11 hours

Building a discord bot with selfcest???

im literally getting "there is no warhammer club in ba sing se"'ed rn by the official club google doc thing

mtg withdrawal (friend who plays is sick so i have nobody to play with at lunch)

Is cybersecurity a male dominated field because they all do penetration testing on each other

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diving board 2

@lebel.tngl.sh can you make alienphobe show badge plz thx

took like 4 hours but totally worth it! lonis lantern control muehehehehehe they all look stunning even with scuffed ass corners from not having a proper paper trimmer

just exported the lonis list into pdf format to proxy but my isp bas decided the wifi will be 5g so i can't print

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girl dinner

i would like to have melons (echolocation sounds cool)

maybe i'm just seeing things but this article felt jarring to read. such a high density of "it's not A, it's B" em dashes and repetitive stating of the same point immediately after. would be ironic if the article talking about how ai is messing up education was written with an llm

but also something none of these news things will mention is a core reason that trans girls get cut off from all public life like this is an isolated girl whose girl-ness let alone humanity is treated as conditional can be physically & sexually abused and exploited much easier by states and people!

5 nights at fanta factory

grape must? must what?

i genuinely am concerned this protocol is going to favor service providers over time and then we just reinvent web 2.0 with added friction and none of the meaningful decentralization we’ve been promised

like this?

prime example of why publicly funded services should be secular (not the first time the church has directly made care worse, catholic hospitals frequently deny care to pregnant women)

anyone have any book recommendations to scratch my 3 body problem/interstellar-y itch of people in like a dying world but like realistic ish and fantasy idk what im saying

mooties and oomfs and followers feel free to dm me on signal cuz im bored and need people to yap to so i can procrastinate in a productive way (@hoi.04)

I have have an ex who did her phd there. She never mentioned the giant vagina prison

what the hell is arrested development

so sleepy yet cant sleep