it’s been a rough morning

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Are we there yet? #art #oilpainting

this is me btw

/r/humorbutinpoortaste is extremely corny and i think the worst part is there isnt anything funny there. its like, brian griffin levels of unfunny. it has as much edge as a sunday funnies panel.

that fuckin image of ronald reagan smiling holding a block of cheese has gotta be one of my favorite images of a person to hold public office ever, he looks like he's about to cry

Ned Flanders Fortnite NPC has eliminated 33,000+ Players so far 😳 #Fortnite #FortniteNews

i did nothing all day and i want to sleep again

that fuckin image of ronald reagan smiling holding a block of cheese has gotta be one of my favorite images of a person to hold public office ever, he looks like he's about to cry

The USA is crumbling, quick! bring out USB!

Sparkling water that works as hard as you do.

ive worn this hoodie for 3 weeks

i just woke up and i’m already boreddddd

you fuckin trapezoid i bet you get your dick wet

eepy

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you fuckin trapezoid i bet you get your dick wet

trapezoid sounds like something an incel would call you

i imagine the only reason why a cold pizza roll can be bitten into and explode feeling like molten lava is because god promised he'd never flood the earth again and figured this would be punishment enough

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grandma tried to get me to watch a video about muslims taking over, and that they're coming to texas. told her i didnt wanna watch anything political related. she kept fear mongering and shoving the ipad in my face and i just told her i refuse to watch it and that it was racist/islamaphobic.

she groks on my gemini till i perplexity

pov ur trying to kick a soccer/futbol goal

fuckin skunk outside exploded oh my gosh it smells horrible

i still need to finish mission hill

fucking SWEATING right now

you should go up to random people and say "hey, remember The Fappening? yeah i was on it, yeah i was involved"

when u open up Grokipedia and Ani greets you with the article of the day saying "hehe wanna learn about Pegging :3"

i will die happy tonight if i get to see the spurs beat the lakers tonight #gospursgo

my z-a girl

what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said "I chose to delete my Reddit content in protest of the API changes commencing from July 1st, 2023, and specifically CEO Steve Huffman's awful handling of the situation through the lackluster AMA, and his blatant disdain for the people who create an-

this guy had good hardware growing up

she groks on my gemini till i perplexity

ENJOY THE BOOBS OF YOUR AFTERNOON

gonna start saying stupid shit like "oh come on man, in 2025? in mamdani's america?"

you should go up to random people and say "hey, remember The Fappening? yeah i was on it, yeah i was involved"

what the fuck is this shit

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ???? ? jUSt USE FLATPAKS ?!?!??!! FUCK!!!

dude cheez-its are such bullshit i could eat a million of these

its guy fucks day?

what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said "I chose to delete my Reddit content in protest of the API changes commencing from July 1st, 2023, and specifically CEO Steve Huffman's awful handling of the situation through the lackluster AMA, and his blatant disdain for the people who create an-

my balls cold

this guy had good hardware growing up