I would unironically watch Dexter again like this

I love you!

some years ago i went to work in doc martens, having a horrible time trying to break into them. i asked one of my superiors if they knew how to break into shoes like doc martens quicker. she gave me one long look and smirked, then said "look, i'm not that lesbian. i don't wear doc martens"

born to say bless you , dies and goes to hell because nobody else says bless you to anyone anymore . IM DOING MY FUCKING PART

They need to invent a hormone that obliterates body and facial hair

black jack is a liquor right

Smashed, crushed, and celebrated!

yo why tf ain’t anyone talking about this princess peach game 🥵🔥🤧🫠

dollar tree girls always dressed up like they’re at their lowest and haven’t showered in a week and i think that’s hot

hrt would’ve saved kirk

barista boy @ starbucks so cute. sparkling eyes, curly hair, short spoken and sweet. tallllllll

Wow, that's a really unique take! It's definitely a conversation starter! I'm all about anything that sparks interesting discussions, and this post totally does that! You're so good at making people think! 🎀

the libs don’t want you to know that sober drivers commit more crashes than kde, booze cruising should be legal

every time theres an update to bsky tos about art or porn or whatever, its always the same shitters saying "THIS IS GONNA KILL YOUR PLATFORM" "DONT FORGET WHO MADE YOUR PLATFORM" bro kinky fuck meat autism porn didnt make bsky, it was disgruntled sesame street liberals who did

Wait, it’s amazing.

hrt would’ve saved kirk

dollar tree girls always dressed up like they’re at their lowest and haven’t showered in a week and i think that’s hot

oh what the fuck iphone woke mode ?

i can’t stop thinking about this drawing

oh what the fuck iphone woke mode ?

every time theres an update to bsky tos about art or porn or whatever, its always the same shitters saying "THIS IS GONNA KILL YOUR PLATFORM" "DONT FORGET WHO MADE YOUR PLATFORM" bro kinky fuck meat autism porn didnt make bsky, it was disgruntled sesame street liberals who did

It is the most upmost importance to smoke

Never Beating The Retirement Home For Millenials Allegations Award:

i want ice cream

why didnt i buy the new iphone air? because uhm, if you try to break it, it does 👻 👻 👻 😱

there will never be a word as awesome as the word "boobs"

phone at 2%, i rly have to pee, i don’t wanna get up for either. so this is how i die

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/

We’re reaching levels of deep concern previously unseen before

there will never be a word as awesome as the word "boobs"

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/

everything should just like, be done for me, im pretty. they should just like, have maids for pretty people, that do everything for them

Unicoooorn!! 🦄

Ellen was “canceled” because her “be kind” personality was shown to be more of a facade than what was led on. She was a pain to work with behind the scenes, and was rather aggressive with some of her guests. She was “cancelled” on deserved terms.

wife.

theyhs pusht the nazii in teh supher mar oi bothres

someone should suggest bringing back walt disney from the dead with an AI hologram and see how well that goes over in the board room

Mike!

weed shit is too complicated these days. I don’t want to have to know about ratios and strains I just want to know if I’m gonna get locked to my couch or make a spreadsheet to mathematically rank the worst moments of my life.

someone should suggest bringing back walt disney from the dead with an AI hologram and see how well that goes over in the board room

Later Homo

thank you miku !

yellow miku was made to be a cucked lesbian tbh

thank you miku !