@paizuri.moe moment

I am so mad right now, I applied to Kagi on august 1st, and I didn't notice that they had reached out on august 28th. 😭

Question, if a company has several of their key components in open source, is it a faux pas to make several high quality contributions to attempt to guilt trip them into giving you a job? At what point does it become harassment?

safe sex? not the way I do it

You know what fuck you, I have hidden 1 real spider amongst an army of ghost spiders, and released them into your server room.

Downloading a BLIT on all of my devices to protect me from spies 😌

Im not getting paid for this, but the caramel apple empanadas at taco bell are so good.

I love giving corporations my data in exchange for food deals. 😎😭

Japan Curry

His ass is a salad.

I love King Crimson

If my computer can give, it can most certainly receive.

Sending much love to my alt account @paizuri.moe <3

Im seeing a lot of people say D and while they are not wrong about that. Food isn’t static, it’s a dynamic thing. Sushi came from japan, but the California Roll was born in the US. You have a lot more options than you’d think. Personally I go with G :3

What do I do if I have theories? I contacted a college and they ignored me

:3

Im in an abusive relationship with my dog. Had to eat in the car because I knew once I got home he’d make me walk him.

I need to have an alert for bring your own cup day at 7-11. I only found out it was today when I saw a kid holding a flower vase full of slurpee today.

I thought it was a weird internet word for sex offenders.

Sometimes I have to deliver to a house, and I wanna have a word with whoever designed some of these neighborhoods.

Random Wicket Hack: A waterproof dog blanket is often cheaper and of equal quality as human waterproof blankets, added bonus is that you and/or your partner can be such ouppy girls.

@upcloud.com Should this be $0?

Watching The Wonderful Weird World of Gumball, and oh my god they did not pull any punches with the first episode, it's so based.

Decided a me reveal was in order. I think it looks better in person.

In unrelated news, my hair looks so good rn.

this field will be like "30 years ago <person> experimented with <perfect tool that elegantly solves all our problems it has yet to see meaningful adoption in favor of 12 brittle hacks that acomplish similar thing there exists a group of cultists who have maintained <perfect tool> to this day"

You know in hindsight, relating to a lot of Will Wood's music should have been a sign that there was something going on with the way my brain ticks. This is a reminder to check in with yourself. Do you really need to masturbate for the 16th time today? If so carry on.

I just found out Kagi supports custom css (I know that everything supports custom css, but Kagi directly supports it) Im gonna pimp the fuck out of Kagi.

I need to start a new country so that I can put Miku in the 100 praxis bill.

Watching Wednesday Season 2 just to check if Tim Burton is washed.

How did they make youtube so fucking dogshit, I can barely have 3 youtube tabs without the UI just slowing the fuck down. I had this problem on windows, I have this problem on linux. I am using firefox, no im not using ungoogled chrome.

i love my computers so much from the tiniest AVRs and RP2040s to more powerful SBCs to my gaming consoles to my laptops to my NAS to my VPS and everything in between genuinely so happy that all of those exist

It's awesome that I can now afford advanced hygiene such as skin care and better shaving. I got shampoo to bring out the curls my hair is capable off, conditioner AND leave in conditioner. Im ballin.

Being a tipped worker is a like the ultimate gambling, just waiting to be tipped 10,000 because someone thought it would make my day. (It would)

I just think if Aliens are gonna probe our asses, it's only fair if we get to probe them back.

I just got a free year of costco membership lets goooo.

As an uber eats driver, I love prop 22.

My brain has never turned off faster then when I have to write code in Go. I just don't find it fun. I'm sure it's great for the target audience, but i'm not it.

I am not immune to Big Drink

Final Destination is the exact type of movie that would have given me horrible anxiety as a child, and I have never considered watching one. Until I saw a Wonder of U edit featuring a scene from the latest movie.

@aphantic.pds.witchcraft.systems Blink twice if you need help.

I sent this to my friend telling him I got the cure to toxic masculinity, and he immediately guessed Estrogen.

Man, what sucks about knowing I have bipolar disorder, is that I still feel like shit. I have all these negative thoughts about myself, and how others perceive me. What’s great is that now I know why. I know these thoughts aren’t real, no matter how real they feel, and that I will be ok.

I gotta read the bible. Leviticus 26:27-33 goes hard. Gotta learn how to spit biblical bars.