true????

i hope there r enough signups for the mtgo vintage cube on paper today cuz i'm a bum and i dont wanna be productive

update

Tranny Hall United States, Census, 1920

on a related note how is every youtube video about homelab stuff so bad. it’s all guys having midlife crises and wanting to build the panopticon for their family (but it’s not on the cloud so it’s fine)

why does chloe look so freaky

so like what do i even tell the office, that im struggling to attend bc im worried ill try to kms

i'm an anxious girlfailure of a wreck who want me

turns out the hour after the witching hour is the yearning hour

i have no pds and i must post

i cant like or post anything grrr

hunter biden gave me crack cocaine when i was unconscious??????

i asked mark tedin to draw goatse on my sol ring and he asked what it was and before i could say anything the guy behind me in line at the signing table said "it's like a guy using his hands to hold his mouth open" and now i have this

lrt i hate my chud premier

The City of Ottawa posted the raw speed data from before and after Doug Ford banned speed cameras and the effect is so obvious it's not even necessary put a line marking when that happened. This chart shows the percentage of drivers going 15km/h or more over the posted limit.

why are people so brainwormed on the other app, someone will post like "estrogen is magical yeah but i still had to like work out and stuff and ive been on e for a decade" and half the replies are like "kys passoid"

i want fried chimken

would yall still love me if I drank tomato juice frequently

lrt some oomfies

desperate pillow hugging

7 months to go

oh i think i lost my blood test requisition form whoopsie

back hurts from carrying (whatever it's unrated even though my astra was horrendous at playing the character and had 4 unused stars most of the time)

who let the cat into the bag

auntie still got it

._.

HUGE

being not in a position mentally (and sometimes physically) to easily attend class gives me more time to bedrot and play skyblock but not to do dungeons cuz i gotta be locked in when im like super duper chopped and sillymaxxing and spaced out rn

laptop stickerization status (more soon hopefully, i want some megrocks stickers grr)

why do i lowkey look rlly pretty in a mask (coughy today :c)

accidentally put my cough drop under my tongue like an estrogen pill award

what a chud

hrmm also i woke up like drooling so that wasn't ideal 😭😭

had a weird ass trippy dream again

Remote attestation is a heavily underdiscussed threat to computing freedom. People often mistakenly dismiss it with "I will run my own fork (of the OS or browser) / Magisk", not understanding that with hardware attestation, you're literally unable to 1/

FINALLY FOUND A CEDH 4 pod!!!!! pod was tymna dargo, blue farm, rogsi and uhhhh idk some izzet storm commander game 1 rogsi won t2 lmao game 2 same thing bc i bottomed my flusterstorm cuz im greedy game 3 i won with blue farm look at these really cool alters from the dargo player 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

got some cool card game accessories :3 they're gonna go on my laptop

game store gremlin

awesome stickers,,,, i think i want the snorlax head empty and the i summon pot of greed to draw 3 additional cards from my deck stickers

stray kitty

can't wait for the rtx 6070 surely there will not be a deluge of brainrot when it gets announced in 200 years

"don't worry guys eating soy won't estrogenize you" Ok but imagine if it did. let's get our top food scientists on this one

Porn That Didn't Get Approved

everyone was playing bracket 3 xdddd

heading to lgs to play some commander and hopefully i can find a pod that wants to play cedh considering that me and my gf now actually have 4 decks between the two of us

anyone remember that one episode of that one commander show where cgb and charlie moist critical +2 play shock collar colmander