Bluesky needs a clicky thing that just means "don't relate" so people can stop replying to meme posts explaining how their very specific situation makes the meme not perfectly universal

"Make sure materials are no more than 15 pages" What are you even talking about. What size type. What size page. Is it just whatever I can cram onto 15 posterboards or index cards? How does multimedia count toward the total? What do you MEAN

Fans of @gamechangershow.bsky.social I beg you to go to the merch store and see the overhead view of the Bug With A Big Ass plush because it really made my day

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It’s 21 September, when we watch Demi Adejuyigbe’s escalating sextilogy of “21 September” videos youtube.com/playlist?lis...

If I have to be on the phone I usually start rapidly wandering around the house. I've started consciously avoiding the front windows for fear of glimpsing the VERY cute resident chipmunk.

Bending over to smell a rose thinking I’m the only person in this part of the garden “oh yeah! That’s the fucking stuff!” I say to myself and hear a snicker from a woman I hadn’t seen

See thread this is in reply to - knowing you'll never unsee it

Eminem has a steely Tony Hale-like gaze.

That’s today 🫡

big cats acting like little cats is one of life’s great joys

CapyBatman. #art #capybara #BatmanDay

Oh no too evergreen

So, performing artists.

BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.

Girl! They won’t even mask at these superspreader protests. They were NEVER serious.

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT SATE YOUR THIRST.

I hope this ishmael finds you whale

GODDAMMIT

I admire this spokesperson's ability to not say "you actually don't want to know what's happened to some of these, just trust me nobody wants to put their lips on them"

Reject Fascism. Embrace Capybara. #art #capybara #antifascist

Eepy McSleepleton

"You've already displaced native Hawaiians and devastated the landscape of an island with a vanity farm in order to procure your beef, so next, grate a pear."

ADHD and autistic woman breaks world record for greatest number of minor edits in Word... thedailydistract.com/adhd-and-aut...

Flop sweat and break things

God damn did I need that little bit of schadenfreude tonight.

I am going to karate-kick my phone across the room

So...guess what I've been doing? It's the story of an ex-harpy, her harpy ex-girlfriend, and some extremely opinionated weaponry. Pastries! Operettas! Complicated friendships! Coming soon to a page or e-reader near you!

The number of times in a week that I nearly drown myself by trying to HYDRATE is truly unacceptable but my epiglottis is a rebel

I remember on twitter I'd see a fairly anodyne post but the replies had somehow devolved into absolute shitflinging. Here sometimes everyone blocks a dingdong so you see a decent post, a bit of confusing nonsense, then horf

Istg if I see one "whatever he's not even funny" THAT'S NOT THE POINT

I think the correct approach to this is something like "So when's Jodie Foster out of jail?... Not in jail, you say? For inspiring an assassination attempt!? That's odd. But we collectively punished women, yeah? Got rid of their organizations that advocated for them?... We didn't!? How very odd."

If you could do me a favour if you have TikTok (especially if you’re LGBtQIA and/or a woman if you could go and watch this video there and click the share button and just copy the link. The algorithm isn’t pushing this out to people vm.tiktok.com/ZNdgnPcNd/

Behold: www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

People whose partners love a procedural will recognize Missy Peregrym on the right!

ma’am please stop bothering that baked potato😭

I presented our work at the national public health conference and the number 1 thing people said to me was “you shouldn’t have to be spending your own money on respirators and tests for the public!” Yeah, we shouldn’t. #nbpoli

Our conservative run neighbour has rapid tests for free. Please take a minute to ask the @susanholtnb.bsky.social government why it is not possible for us to have the same. (That’s it)

I wrote this thread after a really, really hard period, and sometimes re-read it when I wonder again if little things still matter. I've also started writing down moments and memories of when little things have made a difference. Reminding myself helps reduce my urge to hide in bed or disassociate.

Get me Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy, a pound of assorted flat stones and a camera.

My coworker wonders whatever happened to people having empathy for one another, so I asked him if he was planning on starting to wear a mask again and with a bewildered look he asked me why he would do that.

HANG UP YOUR PIKE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Feel like shit just want them back

So close I can almost taste it

CW: what actual threats of violence look like, Safety (I'd tag em but they don't care and I don't want to get Spiers banned) Anyway, great job email assistant, great job

Posting Fortress Dwellers cause I approve of Black people taking up space doing things we enjoy.