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beginner knitter here, can any experts recommend me a good set of screws and hair elastics to make this project?

huh so Google is kicking off the new year by pissing off knitters that’s fun

doing a tarot reading but using an apples to apples deck, is this anything

THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-AI generated ✨CAT-RELATED✨ art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 9:30 pm EST. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!

Did anyone else's kid tell them 6-7 is over because of the Great Meme Reset at midnight last night? Does anyone else think whoever came up with the idea of the Great Meme Reset is a genius that deserves our eternal devotion and gratitude?

Ffiona Maw, 36, considered learning Spanish or joining the gym next year, but decided instead to quit suppressing her authentic self in a bid to make people like her.

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet

I’ve decided on my 2026 motto

Starting the year off right: By liking dozens of replies to Alf hog from the wrong account

no tunnel but the tunnel whose contours we identify for the purposes of finding its exit, no light but the one we follow to better times

I wish you, and me, and all of us, strength & solidarity & joy in the new year as we find our way together: which we have done this year already, and will arise tomorrow to do again. /thread

you have done it before, squared the smooth circle, navigated the hard corner, slipped through and lived to see another day

You, $10, 20min, the sweetest queer content you can imagine, and a pinch of relatable holiday problems. I'm probably going to leave the bonus deal up till sometime in the am but after that it's gone! #opera #classicalmusic @essentialopera.bsky.social essentialopera.bandcamp.com/album/decemb...

if you’re reading this: we made it through this year and it didn’t kill us 🫡 and as always thank you mr @themountaingoats.bsky.social for the perennial motto

It’s all fun and games until you’re an ADHDer trying to do a “art I made this year” wrap up. I’m only up to February, this might not get posted until the 10th 😬

also, if someone points out you are being rude, and you reply "it was a joke:" something has to be funny to be successful as a joke. thank you for your attention to this matter!

Check your local subreddit if you want some motivation to mask; a lot of people in NB posting about being extremely sick and wait times at the ED being too long to handle. Just mask up at least for errands and places where a mask doesn’t get in the way!

Last chance!

My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.

I take a little time off and the leader of Canada’s official opposition goes on a livestream with a guy who begged me for feet pics This is why people think canada isn’t real!!!!!

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DIABOLICAL HETERO MUSICAL THEATRE GUY

I'm always asking this

Sure THIS is the part for nerds

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

“Never tried therapy before but this is probably it?” See the is the problem. People think therapy is about making you feel “heard and warm” and yes, it can be incredibly validating But uh. No that’s not the intended purpose of therapy and a chat bot can’t give that to you

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Remember: When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them. When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips. ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.

The bollards hunger for Mercedes

Again, I don't recommend looking at the posts that inspired this reply, because they are very annoying, but the reply itself is magnificent. "Have some self-respect" may be what it all boils down to, eh

I don't advise following this reply up to the OP because it's very, very annoying. However, Embroider THIS on a table runner cause it's very, very good.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

He ys ridinge a horse He ys emerald and svelte He will get reallye weirde If you lie about beltes The Greene Knighte Ys Cominge To Toun

One day the funny thing is going to happen, and we're going to smile at strangers on the street, burst into random fits of laughter waiting for a meal at a restaurant, and buy that extra good whiskey/fountain pen/headphones we've kept circling splurging on. Someone will randomly send you flowers.

found this in my parents house, not sure what it is, seems very lost and confused

Listen: Tiny Tim has become unstuck in time.

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That's our secret, Cap. We're always posting.

🎶 I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need A horse that does my murders for me Saddle up the Vengeance Steed 🎶

This is how I want people to be posting on Christmas. Do not try to convince Mark Cuban's goofy ass that universal healthcare is right. I want to see pleas for character actors to cleave them in twain with a broadsword. I want people volunteering to get kicked down the Exorcist steps by Alicia Witt.

I don't know who needs to hear this but some of us do not have a sign in our head that starts flashing when we're feeling overwhelmed. Instead, noises get louder & people get more annoying. If people's chewing has become more intolerable lately you might need a heckin break

Gosh I hope he finally visits me! Perimenopause got me HEATED

Hear hear. I am AGGRIEVED. And grieved.