Hmmm. It's almost like it wasn't about "the drugs" at all.

MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!

Newcastle Jets gold sleeves and shorts make them look like an Aussie Rules side with sleeveless long jersey's and short shorts. #ALeague

It's a bold claim if true, but since it's a claim from Gianni Infantino, I think it's fair to side on the side of it being complete and utter bullshit.

Nothing must be allowed to get in the way of Amercian capitalism, not even warnings of a potential natural disaster.

The video feed constantly going down isn't doing a whole lot for the Sabalenka and Kyrgios match.

Betti Delorey's rink finished with a record of 0-4 in the 3 rink group phase, Muise and Kaufman both finished 3-1. They will now face Team Kaufman (coached by Kerry Galusha) to see who will represent the Northwest Territories at the 2026 Scotties.

The fact that it took a 2x unified World Heavyweight Champion so long to do this, is worrisome. Not necessarily to the sport; but to the calibre of the heavyweight division at that time. I'm extremely happy AJ ended it, but I don't see him improving his career from this result/performance.

Johnson's won that fight, but she also knows she's been in a fight.

Canada's Amanda Galle is a game fighter, but standing in the pocket trading with Cherneka Johnson is not the plan, and especially not the plan when she's cut and pretty much every punch from Johnson lands on the cut. If she can be more elusive she's got at the very least a chance of the shock.

That Yokasta Valle vs Yadria Bustillos fight was something else. The two strawweight fighters just said "fuck it, lets throw hands and not try to block anything"

So the problem with this Paul-Joshua card is that there are three very good women's world title fights that have been relegated to being fought in front of 50 people and a dog; because this card "needed" two rookies leading off the main card and Anderson Silva boxing Tyron Woodley for some reason.

The fact that the only person shocked by the fake punt is the commentator (briefly) says something.

My uneducated viewpoint of watching 20 minutes of Celtic under Wilfried Nancy. I don't think the players are capable of playing the type of football he plays.

Noted FIFA Peace Prize winner continues speaking peacefully.

FUCKING GET IN!!!!! PALESTINE EQUALISE AGAINST SAUDI!!!!

This is pretty fucking awesome!

I like Craig Bellamy, I like him as Wales manager, I think he's perfect for international football. But, Craig Bellamy once did a golf swing celebration to mock the fact he attacked a teammate with a golf club before a match, which is disrespectful, so maybe he's not the best celebrations expert.

Manchester United withdrawing from the FA Cup (just without the to play the World Club Cup bit).

Just been part of some season ticket pricing comparisons for Canadian mens soccer with @offsidetwice.bsky.social and @hink.bsky.social. On the low end Forge FC are charging more than Vancouver Whitecaps, so it will cost your more per match to watch Kyle Bekker than World Cup winner Thomas Müller.

We all celebrated when we got rid of Sepp Blatter, because we'd 'removed' corruption (and a pantomime villain) from world football. Little did we know the so-called "great reformer" would be even more corrupt and also a legitimate fucking evil villain.

This is genuinely brilliant from @maxrushden.bsky.social over on the other place.

VIEWER HUBRIS!!!

"Enjoy the draw" says the motorcycle cop, as though the event is just starting and not concluding. Also them waving at the blank screen behind them after the song... chefs kiss.

In all the madness of Wayne Gretzky butchering countries names, I had fucking forgotten about The Village People. Glad to see their choreography is on point and doesn't AT ALL look like they just learned the moves earlier this morning.

Gretzky just pronounced Jordan as "JOR (noticeable pause) DAN" he turned it into two fucking words.

Wayne Gretzky genuinely cannot speak words.

They gave the guy who famously can't speak the group with all of the country names.

Rio just tried to skip a VT to get through to Pot 2, I regret saying we need to sack him off, this man wants to power through this draw.

Shit that's Aaron Judge. Why the fuck do they have an active player doing this? Also again, WHAT THE FUCK DOES AARON JUDGE KNOW ABOUT ARGENTINA'S GROUP, THEIR NAME HASN'T BEEN DRAWN BY TOM BRADY YET

Deter Jeter on stage says out loud "Argentina's going to have a special group" What the fuck does that mean? DOES HE ALREADY KNOW THE GROUPS?! IS IT DRAW FIXING?!

Can we just sack off Rio Ferdinand, and have these kids do the draw, they know the score.

Did Kevin Hart just use his co-host role, to plug his Netflix comedy special? FUCKING HELL.

Gianni wanted a selfie.

What I want to know now is who's the hot favourite to win the 2nd FIFA Peace Prize? Or perhaps a better question, will there even be a 2nd FIFA Peace Prize?

We made up a Peace Prize, we hired an armed forces branch to bring it onto the stage.

Are the marines there in case someone throws a shoe at Trump and Infantino?

People seem to like Robbie Williams because he's Robbie Williams and comes across as a lovely chap, but that was a shite fucking "new football anthem".

I am cackling right now that FIFA is going to musically transition at some point from Andrea Bocelli singing Nessun Dorma to The Village People performing YMCA for the sole reason that Donald Trump likes The Village People and Gianni Infantino is in love with Donald Trump.

Heidi Klum just called Baby Johnny the world's biggest football fan; and I feel the need to vomit and take a shower.

BRING BACK RUUD GULLIT AND FERNADA LIMA TO HOST THESE THINGS!!!

Heidi Klum and Kevin Hart a hosting duo seemingly no one has asked for. CAN THE PEOPLE AT FIFA PLEASE STOP KEVIN HART FROM SPEAKING.

WHAT A FIGHT BACK FROM PALESTINE! From 2-nil down the Lions of Canaan refuse to say die and secure a 2-2 draw with Tunisia in the Arab Cup. Hamed Hamdan scored an absolute thunderbastard, and Zaid Qunbar found the back of the net with a bit good finish off a scrappy bit of play. You love to see it!

Every @davidsquires.bsky.social cartoon is a work of genius. This on the eve of the World Cup Draw (a FIFA event which has seen one of the participants not issued visas to attend) might be his most incredible one to date.

Definitely not the type of start Team Black were hoping for going into Game One of the Best of Three versus Team Homan.

I’m in Andorra for the day; there’s a Tim Horton’s here because of course there is…

Hello the good people at @fotmob.com would you be able to start adding the international friendlies of the national teams from Euskadi and Catalunya as they play against FIFA nations? Also can we get more detailed womens international friendlies, often miss Canada matches as have no idea they’re on

It’s 10 degrees celsius in Barcelona, so of course, I am off to buy something with long sleeves. Not because I am cold, more so because I’m seeing folks in winter coats (saw one couple in winter hats!) and I feel a bit weird being the only person strolling around in a t-shirt.