At 7 in the bathtub I kept throwing a glass bottle against the spout til it broke & an inch long piece lodged in my knee At 11 raced the dog on my bike. While trash talking I failed to notice dad parked the grain truck. Just remember the colour blue, came too under the rear axle dog licking my face

What kind of pizza place closes at 6pm?

And got a well deserved spanking

Canadian hockey fans on this tournament

Visions in Minnesota economic developer's heads of packed stands and filled hotels have really took a hit this week

It's all fun and games until someone turns off the lights...

I suppose the Ticats do have a lot in common with Toronto hockey teams

$10,000 is quite a "travel allowance"... granted after six months in Hamilton, I'd probably need a couple weeks in Vienna to take the edge off too

I like cake and all… but seeing those and getting cake would be so disappointing

There is just something about a woman who can down a plate of pasta like that…

I don't see the problem - Either Dickenson Brother, probably

When did Ronnie James Dio start playing football? He's so prolific

I'll never be able to get the number of r's and l's in parallel right without looking it up. I have to accept that.

Gold for Canada in the first ski jumping event of 2026! Abi Strate won her first World Cup in Oberstdorf to fly into the Olympic year in the best way. She was second on the hill two years ago. “This has been my dream since I can remember… I frickin’ did it,” she said.

You mean, THE Ohio State?!

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

I, for one, would be good with an all Scandinavian final. Hell, let get Denmark in for bronze and sweep the podium

Unless you stand on the North or South Pole... in which case you can experience all 24 at once!

Zach Collaros must be playing

Canada beating up Denmark in front of dozens of people. TSN execs rock hard for the first time in months

You know what they say in the Netherlands... if you can't beat him, take him out with some rink board advertising

Celly or fight?! The hockey equivalent to block or charge

Not sure how I’m so exhausted after five days of basically doing nothing but eating and sleeping, but here we are

Canadians can barely fake concern for bad World Juniors results for 48 hours… the Spengler Cup doesn’t even merit 48 minutes

The last desperate step before playing chocolate roulette with what’s left of the Pot of Gold

The long awaited sequel to I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Knew as soon as the big three telecoms started pushing this crap that it was something to avoid. An entire space filled with dumb gimmicks and no one notices they don't really do anything

If they were playing this in Oakland, Santa would be being pelted with batteries by now

Kinda admire Cameron being able to be weird and print money on his own terms

I half think HC is running a psyops to see how ugly they can make uniforms and people will still buy them

Even in our 40s… the moment my sister and I enter our parents home, we immediately regress to squabbling children

Kinda ironic given the refs are dressed like holsteins and the Chinese’ aversion to dairy

I think drug dealers and Boomers are the only things keeping $100s in circulation

As per Whamaggedeon… I’m sorry to say I was eliminated on Dec 23rd

I managed to avoid Mariah until 10:25pm Christmas night. I think I should get full marks dammit!

I think my parents look forward to seeing my cat at Christmas more than seeing me.

And on that note... HAPPY FESTIVUS!

NBC certainly loves their narratives. I remember watching their 2022 coverage, hyping up the women's combined to high heaven, showing it live... then Shiffrin bombed out early in the first slalom run, suddenly they couldn't care less and the event didn't even exist 😂

Seinfeld had a surprisingly good run of Christmas episodes

It’s like a kindergarten, with everything wrapped in thick bubble wrap… and if anyone thinks of laughing, some rando will pop-up and equate it to a great atrocity

There is a certain Streisand Effect to it all

I have a 6 in my office, running PC on top, and Mac on the bottom... 3 and 5 are my preferred, but I'm usually stuck on a 9 Also, laptop docks f'n blow

I have somehow managed to avoid Mariah and Wham! all month... but I did just spend over 4 hours on the phone with the CRA for a client, so, yeah

I remember Home Alone being one of the first VHS tapes we owned when I was a kid. For some reason I think it was some kind of big promotion I know it was far from the first, but it seemed to be early to the “priced to own” video tapes as it really took off after that

Is it because of the cake pizza and all that kielbasa?