I don’t want to get my hopes after those later seasons… but I liked it

I’m not sure how to feel about the Scrubs reboot

FIST IT RIGHT INTO YOUR GOB

Hotel life: Do I put pants on and get a knife and fork, or just eat this spaghetti like a caveman?

We’ve got cross country beef… Finns protesting Norweigan favourtism and American illegal substances Seems the FIS has conceded they done f’d up on both fronts… but didn’t want to do anything about it and are hoping it will just go away, and the Finns want their pound of lutfisk

I mean, we all know old people do it...

I moved while the cat was comfortable and it's the worst thing that has ever happened to cat

This cat obviously watched too much cross country during the Olympics

42 million hours consumed… pretty sure I accounted for at least 6 million

Now back to regularly scheduled Olympic programming…

The stupid thing about social media arguments about social media is that everyone who has them is a 40 year old arguing about which site frequented by 7% of the population is more relevant, meanwhile everyone under 25 is on something called Blooble inventing new words to scare us with

Well, we may not have the gold medal, but surely it won't matter because we still won the greatest game ever seen, according to Elliotte Friedman, and that is all anyone will remember. Right?!

It’s weird. When I was growing up the rec league/house league was the default until at least high school… and if you were good, maybe you’d play for a rep team later in the year Then all of a sudden it seemed like rep teams just took over and became the only option for a lot of sports

It's weird, rediscovering all the different ways I used to fill the days

The real Closing Ceremony is me closing 85 chrome tabs I don't need any more

I would simply shoot the puck into the empty net rather than be a sore loser about it after.

In bobsled, I cheer for not-Germany, crashes, and for someone to kill the drone. I’ll take a Swiss bronze

I like it. I like finishing it during the ceremony in the stadium even better. Preferably during the speeches,

Hockey watch parties in churches? Seems simultaneously sacrilegious and predatory

I quite dislike hockey… and even I think 3x3 is a travesty

The province of Saskatchewan with all the “too many men” talk

The final 2026 #HosersGuide... survived another Olympics Medal Threats: - Karker and Fraser in the Halfpipe - Apparently we're playing for gold in skatey-punchy Other Highlights: - Women's 50K cross country - Women's curling gold - Men's bobsled crashfest - Closing Ceremonies (skip the speeches)

One of the underrated aspects of 30 below is forgetting things in the dryer and the figuring out if they’re still wet or just really cold

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

Jon Cooper seems far too pleasant, sane, and unassuming to be a hockey coach He seems more like some nice-guy hockey dad who was volun-told he had to be team manager

Or, did Cody Bellinger just get a little carried away at the breakfast buffet?

More bullshit from the league leaders... the ones throwing around the term "cheating" was Kennedy

Can't argue with this at all.

Looking at the medal table, I'd have to say Canada under performed a bit. But I don't think that shocks anyone, they left a few medals on the table But other than Italy and Norway, looks like the rest of the major nations also did. Which is good, cause that means more minor countries are doing well

When the world ends, three things will continue on. Cockroaches, Keith Richard, and Coronation Street

3DN is missing the forest for the trees when it comes to modern sports management... land development isn't a distraction from the team, the team is the public distraction from the land development

Things get R-rated quick when Deadpool shows up

Two weeks is just the right length. Long enough you can completely immerse yourself… but not so long that you completely forget how to function in normal society

I think I’d go with Maltais personally

Norway also dominated at cross country… despite all their skiers having magically suffering from “severe asthma”

So the event I was worried I missed during my nap got moved. Which would be good if it wasn’t to 2am. That ain’t happening

Clocks seem unnecessary… until you remember Kevin Koe

Is it International Punch a Tkachuk Day yet?

Why not play it for four? Three is still pretty much assured

Regardless, I’d love to see them call him on it

The answer to “Did you know the RUDADA guy had something to do with doping in Russia should only ever be “Well yeah obviously, who there didn’t?” Anything else is just head in the sand stuff.

Mass starts are a fascinating study of group psychology Everyone in the peloton would rather destine the entire group to failure than risk an individual sacrifice

Need the speed skating and curling to wrap so I can get in a power nap Olympic viewing is a sport unto itself

The mass start is about to have a fist fight

The US seems to be really determined to make sure Homan doesn’t go home empty handed

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Everyone hide your gold cards!

Shoot 3: CHAOS BOMB!!! Misses for Julia, Lou, Janina 5/5 for Oceane Michelon! Elvira Oeberg! Lora Hristova! And Magnusson and Vobornikova and Voigt are on their way up!!! #biathlon