The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

I don’t normally buy comics without knowing *anything* about what’s inside them or what they’re about, but I might make an exception based on this cover/title combo alone

Happy Easter Monday. From Pontifical of Guillaume Durand, Avignon, before 1390. Paris, Bibliothèque Sainte-Geneviève, ms. 143, fol. 165r.

Here's a thread of examples why subscribing to Telly Visions is worth it.

Depluralize a movie Dial M for Crow

Have y’all met Andrea? She’s also running for the senate seat in Maine. Good news! She doesn’t have a Nazi tattoo or documented history of saying awful things. Give her a boost if you can. 💪🏾😤

Goats nearly ready to riot for cake.

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

i. just. can't. yes, the new york times really let that go to press. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

This thread is shocking in the best possible way.

Every government employee knows you save all receipts on government travel because the trip voucher demands it.

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

“Does someone have a more chill way to describe 762,000 African deaths?” “Let’s go with messy.”

ICE has kept a disabled double amputee prisoner for over 14 months. Rodney Taylor has been denied access to his prosthetic legs. Forced to crawl across dirty floors to access food. Placed in solitary. Denied medical accommodations. They’re killing him & he needs the community to make noise!

Keep going. Save yourself.

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Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth

This is what the world’s richest person has done and he’s only been rewarded since then.

It would be useful if the NYT explicitly stated that the pilot, if captured, would be a POW, that there are laws governing how POWs can be treated, that respect for international law on war shapes how the enemy approaches it, and this is why the US conduct of this illegal war has been so dangerous.

'An MIT Media Lab study titled “Your Brain on ChatGPT” found that LLM users “consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels.” The tech oligarchs have somehow managed to enshittify thinking.'

What will happen to the 82 USFS experimental forests around the country? Many sites have decades-long experiments that are tracking how forests are changed by timber harvesting practices and climate change. As I say here, “you can't just pick up an experimental forest site and move it to SLC.”

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Maxxmaxxing.

In a new report, Doctors Without Borders says sexual violence is the ‘defining feature’ of the conflict in Sudan. aje.news/ky2foo

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-top-general-with-horse-that-drinks-beer/

Trump's 2027 budget proposes cuts of: 🔻 $5.8 billion to NIH 🔻 $5.6 billion to NASA 🔻 $4.8 billion to NSF 🔻 $4.6 billion to EPA 🔻 $2.9 billion to CDC 🔻 $1.6 billion to NOAA If these science cuts pass they will make the US a less healthy and less safe place to live.

seems like america’s entire iran war strategy is just this

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it's never "meet the liberals pushing for nuremberg 2.0" is it?

I can’t even begin to tell you how bad this is.

that's what happens when the Dow goes under 50,000

In AG Post, PAM Non-Stick www.cnn.com/2026/04/02/p...

BREAKING: We're challenging President Trump's executive order that aims to restrict mail-in voting. Once again, the president is trying to seize power he doesn't have at the expense of our democracy.

Indi and I have been internet friends for years, through the life of her disabled hydrocephalic hamster and then her masturbating gecko. This is a super modest ask for a big life change, if you can help I'd be grateful.

I take your stuff to kill others. Do you like this

I got lots of problems with these people but one of the biggest complaints I have is none of them know any of the pop culture references they keep using in memes. This guy literally threw the detonator out the window so no one would die

The death of a nearly blind refugee from Myanmar who was found on a Buffalo street in February — five days after Border Patrol agents left him at a doughnut shop — has been ruled a homicide, authorities said Wednesday. https://to.pbs.org/3NZGHsz

“I think it’s incredibly important to do whole genome sequencing for outbreaks,” Andersen said, “but we shouldn’t need to do this for measles in the first place, because we have an extremely effective and safe vaccine.”

Never forget.

What in the actual fuck was that

Don't threaten me with a good time Stephen Miller

Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹

Yessssssss. Totally here for this.

i need to know what the five hot sauces are.

Still watching the Artemis coverage and just heard, “Houston, toilet is powered.”

As president of @authorsabb.bsky.social, I stand with all 10 toes down against this first of its kind federal book banning bigoted bullsh*t bill. It's a Trojan Horse for the federal gov't to weasel its way into our classrooms, and decide what YOU and YOUR kids can read. In short, I hate it.