Kalistrya
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BUNNEHS. She/Her
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In which I document the color distribution of my daily 10 Reeseâs Pieces at work. 5 yellow, 2 orange, and 3 brown.
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ArtButMakeItSports
about 9 hours ago
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, đž by @alexbrandon
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Dan Mosier
about 11 hours ago
I donât normally buy comics without knowing *anything* about whatâs inside them or what theyâre about, but I might make an exception based on this cover/title combo alone
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Rachel Deering
about 22 hours ago
Happy Easter Monday. From Pontifical of Guillaume Durand, Avignon, before 1390. Paris, BibliothĂšque Sainte-GeneviĂšve, ms. 143, fol. 165r.
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(Still) An(gr)i Bundel
1 day ago
Here's a thread of examples why subscribing to Telly Visions is worth it.
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Keith Fitzgerald
1 day ago
Depluralize a movie Dial M for Crow
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Miss Aja
3 days ago
Have yâall met Andrea? Sheâs also running for the senate seat in Maine. Good news! She doesnât have a Nazi tattoo or documented history of saying awful things. Give her a boost if you can. đȘđŸđ€
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Goats nearly ready to riot for cake.
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary
1 day ago
Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by
@bencollins.bsky.social
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@theonion.com
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Eize Basa
2 days ago
âI will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ânot just X but yâ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!â
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Dr. K
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what the everloving fuck.
2 days ago
i. just. can't. yes, the new york times really let that go to press.
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George Pearkes
2 days ago
This thread is shocking in the best possible way.
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LightMikey
2 days ago
Every government employee knows you save all receipts on government travel because the trip voucher demands it.
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derek guy
2 days ago
One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. đ§”
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Kashana
3 days ago
âDoes someone have a more chill way to describe 762,000 African deaths?â âLetâs go with messy.â
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Kelly
3 days ago
ICE has kept a disabled double amputee prisoner for over 14 months. Rodney Taylor has been denied access to his prosthetic legs. Forced to crawl across dirty floors to access food. Placed in solitary. Denied medical accommodations. Theyâre killing him & he needs the community to make noise!
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Her husband is a double amputee in ICE prison. She confronted Kristi Noem over its cruel conditions: âI have a fire insideâ
Mildred Danis-Taylor dropped everything to advocate for the release of her husband, Rodney Taylor. A brutal year of legal and health challenges led her to Capitol Hill
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/25/ice-immigration-prison-noem
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Ashley Cooper
3 days ago
Keep going. Save yourself.
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(Still) An(gr)i Bundel
3 days ago
We are 24 paid subscribers away from reaching 100!! Sign up today!!
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The Onion
3 days ago
Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than Itâs Worth
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Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than Itâs Worth
CLEVELANDâSaying the costs had begun to outweigh the benefits, administrators at the Cleveland Clinic confirmed Tuesday that they had decided to discontinue their use of a cancer-sniffing leopard in c...
https://theonion.com/hospital-decides-cancer-sniffing-leopard-more-trouble-than-its-worth/
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Doghouse Reilly
3 days ago
This is what the worldâs richest person has done and heâs only been rewarded since then.
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Judah Grunstein
3 days ago
It would be useful if the NYT explicitly stated that the pilot, if captured, would be a POW, that there are laws governing how POWs can be treated, that respect for international law on war shapes how the enemy approaches it, and this is why the US conduct of this illegal war has been so dangerous.
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Missing Airman Raises Concerns That Iran Could Gain Leverage Over the U.S.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/04/world/middleeast/missing-airman-iran.html
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Omair Ahmad
3 days ago
'An MIT Media Lab study titled âYour Brain on ChatGPTâ found that LLM users âconsistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels.â The tech oligarchs have somehow managed to enshittify thinking.'
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Katharine Hayhoe
3 days ago
What will happen to the 82 USFS experimental forests around the country? Many sites have decades-long experiments that are tracking how forests are changed by timber harvesting practices and climate change. As I say here, âyou can't just pick up an experimental forest site and move it to SLC.â
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U.S. Forest Service unveils extensive closures of research facilities
Cost-cutting move is expected to cause resignations and turmoil
https://www.science.org/content/article/u-s-forest-service-unveils-extensive-closures-research-facilities
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RM
4 days ago
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
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Maxxmaxxing.
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3 days ago
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Kemigisa
3 days ago
In a new report, Doctors Without Borders says sexual violence is the âdefining featureâ of the conflict in Sudan.
aje.news/ky2foo
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Sudan war âbeing fought on womenâs bodiesâ: Survivors detail sexual assault
In a new report, Doctors Without Borders says sexual violence is the âdefining featureâ of the conflict in Sudan.
https://aje.news/ky2foo
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The Onion
3 days ago
Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer
https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-top-general-with-horse-that-drinks-beer/
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Dr. Lucky Tran
3 days ago
Trump's 2027 budget proposes cuts of: đ» $5.8 billion to NIH đ» $5.6 billion to NASA đ» $4.8 billion to NSF đ» $4.6 billion to EPA đ» $2.9 billion to CDC đ» $1.6 billion to NOAA If these science cuts pass they will make the US a less healthy and less safe place to live.
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Andy Boyle
4 days ago
seems like americaâs entire iran war strategy is just this
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Telly Visions
5 days ago
We're extending our sale by ONE WEEK due to the holidays. Sign up NOW to get 22% off your first three months!
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Toby Buckle
4 days ago
it's never "meet the liberals pushing for nuremberg 2.0" is it?
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Kai Ryssdal
4 days ago
I canât even begin to tell you how bad this is.
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Dave Itzkoff
5 days ago
that's what happens when the Dow goes under 50,000
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Alexandra Petri
5 days ago
In AG Post, PAM Non-Stick
www.cnn.com/2026/04/02/p...
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Pam Bondi ousted as attorney general, source says | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump has ousted Pam Bondi as attorney general, a source familiar with the matter told CNN.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/02/politics/pam-bondi-role-trump
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ACLU
5 days ago
BREAKING: We're challenging President Trump's executive order that aims to restrict mail-in voting. Once again, the president is trying to seize power he doesn't have at the expense of our democracy.
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Shepherd
5 days ago
Indi and I have been internet friends for years, through the life of her disabled hydrocephalic hamster and then her masturbating gecko. This is a super modest ask for a big life change, if you can help I'd be grateful.
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Amanda Katz
5 days ago
I take your stuff to kill others. Do you like this
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Coach Finstock
5 days ago
I got lots of problems with these people but one of the biggest complaints I have is none of them know any of the pop culture references they keep using in memes. This guy literally threw the detonator out the window so no one would die
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PBS News
5 days ago
The death of a nearly blind refugee from Myanmar who was found on a Buffalo street in February â five days after Border Patrol agents left him at a doughnut shop â has been ruled a homicide, authorities said Wednesday.
https://to.pbs.org/3NZGHsz
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Death of a refugee left at a Buffalo doughnut shop by Border Patrol is ruled a homicide
The Erie County Medical Examiner's Office didn't reach any conclusions about responsibility for Nurul Amin Shah Alam's death.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/death-of-a-refugee-left-at-a-buffalo-doughnut-shop-by-border-patrol-is-ruled-a-homicide
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Joshua J. Friedman
5 days ago
âI think itâs incredibly important to do whole genome sequencing for outbreaks,â Andersen said, âbut we shouldnât need to do this for measles in the first place, because we have an extremely effective and safe vaccine.â
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David Corn
5 days ago
Never forget.
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Kai Ryssdal
5 days ago
What in the actual fuck was that
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Thomas Nguyen, DO
5 days ago
Don't threaten me with a good time Stephen Miller
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ContempraInn đč
6 days ago
Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis⊠looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. đč
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Yessssssss. Totally here for this.
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bubbe yaga
5 days ago
i need to know what the five hot sauces are.
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Barry Petchesky
5 days ago
Still watching the Artemis coverage and just heard, âHouston, toilet is powered.â
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall
6 days ago
As president of
@authorsabb.bsky.social
, I stand with all 10 toes down against this first of its kind federal book banning bigoted bullsh*t bill. It's a Trojan Horse for the federal gov't to weasel its way into our classrooms, and decide what YOU and YOUR kids can read. In short, I hate it.
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