This reminds me that our homeowners insurance specifically excludes damage from nuclear attacks. I wonder why, is Washington DC a popular nuclear target?

I want election day to be a national holiday. I am curious how it would affect elections if you were required to vote where you were born. Are there enough Indiana expats to swing the state blue?

The internet already has a image to use as a logo for this product…..

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

Look, we made the Top 5. @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social ⛽️

"I'll just run that past m'anus and see if it outputs anything that's not shit"

Bruce Campbell announces he has a type of cancer that's "treatable" not "curable"

What is the current situation with the Strait of Hormuz? While the Strait of Hormuz has not been officially closed down, it is effectively not functioning. About 150 vessels are currently near it, waiting for the situation to improve.

Also available at a number of locations around the DMV area. The honey garlic carrot is delicious.

Guys, Female Rage hot sauce (from Del Ray Farmers Market this weekend) is outrageous. So, so good on eggs this morning.

SNOW

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Protip to anyone planning to liberate us from tyranny, you're going to have to go to 18th place at least.

i have become the de facto owner of my local coffee shop by spitting in every cup of coffee

It's March 1, and the first day of Knit Madness is up and running (this time with the link) knitflicks.beehiiv.com/p/knit-madne...

Glad he’s stepping down. Even though the emails in question were strictly about business, why did he send so many of them even after Epstein’s initial conviction and prison sentence

feeling compelled to post this new yorker reject from years ago, for some reason

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The meatball on cheesy garlic bread bagel at Call Your Mother is definitely worth a visit.

LET HIM BE ADOPTED WITH HIS GOOD FRIEND, CHICKEN

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Never forget who you’re fighting for.

Unstable. @mediaite.com www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...

Well that was fun. When is Level 100?

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current state of mind is that this just waved at me and I waved back without it even registering that there’s a mascot of a dead tree in the cafeteria

Look, American commercial chocolate is already the bottom on the barrel, it's not much of a change to start using the muck under the barrel.

Someone finally realized they forgot the cherry trees.

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Can we put the pump station on the barge with the home depot sheds?

Don't put your hand in that.

I'm in the House chamber for Trump's SOTU and Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich) is doing a Democratic rebuttal in real time from the floor, saying stuff like, "lies," "what's he talking about," while Trump rambles on... not sure he can hear her but I'm about the same distance as he is from her seat

Ilhan Omar is shouting at Trump "you are the murderer! you are the murderer!" and Trump shouts back "you should be ashamed of yourself!" I love her.

Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the #SOTU:

And a new religion was born?

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

It's shocking these days to see a local politician paying attention to constituent safety and quality of life. Sweating the details, taking the time to communicate. I can't help but compare to Mayor Bass here in Los Angeles who always acts like she'd rather be anywhere than LA sweating the details.

The Potomac Sewer is currently the same shade of brown as the leaky barge with its brown Home Depot sheds.

New spirit animal has dropped.

If only our fair city allowed us to name our snowplows. This grave oversight keeps getting graver.

OPM has called a two hour delay for tomorrow.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

And those private corporations are, you guessed it, run by Republicans who are going to make sure the system stays that way.

This one hits hard.