This is just to say I can't believe You ate the plums that were in the icebox I was saving them for breakfast you cunt you utter cunt

Thinking about Red Dwarf. Shout out to Rob Grant.

Thinking about Red Dwarf. Shout out to Rob Grant.

Keep calling him Prince Andrew.

Keep calling him Prince Andrew.

It's 1st January and you know what that means? It's time to give our genitals their annual wash. 😀

None of you ever mentioned Tom Stoppard before today. If you liked him so much why didn't you say something earlier? He'll have died thinking you didn't care.😠

While I'm not quite at the point of losing my house, the harm ai has done to my animation work income is huge, like 80% gone and it makes me wonder how many freelance artists and animators ARE losing everything while billionaire con men continue to rake it in.

Well it's John Lewis advert day which means it's a good day to revisit this gem from @thisistomlittle.bsky.social youtu.be/oky8uvtd_Ds?...

Remember when Prince (the singer) was called 'The Artist Formerly Known as Prince'? I'm thinking that could from that could form the basis of a joke about this whole Andrew Mountbatten story that's been going on for years. Hope no one else has already thought of this.

Hey Blue Sky. Here's a new two minute long stand-up clip for you to interact with however you see fit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=82He...

I shall repost it

Hey Blue Sky. Here's a new two minute long stand-up clip for you to interact with however you see fit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=82He...

Just realised it's chatgPt. With a P. I've been saying chatgbt this whole time and I don't know why and no one corrected me either.

Fantastic! I got my bathroom cleaned while listening to this - hilarious! (The jokes, not the bathroom)

My favourite thing about the Riyadh Comedy Festival is knowing that all the 'cancelled' comedians will continue to earn more in a night that I do in a year and that'll be the case no matter what I do, for the rest of my life. Anyway, watch my BRAND NEW STAND UP VIDEO!!! 😀 youtu.be/VlL_oll69AQ?...

My favourite thing about the Riyadh Comedy Festival is knowing that all the 'cancelled' comedians will continue to earn more in a night that I do in a year and that'll be the case no matter what I do, for the rest of my life. Anyway, watch my BRAND NEW STAND UP VIDEO!!! 😀 youtu.be/VlL_oll69AQ?...

BIG NEWS!! I'm releasing a new 20 minute stand-up video on YouTube at 5 pm today!!! Please watch as soon as you can as I need those views.🥹 youtu.be/VlL_oll69AQ?...

My gurning documentary got a mention in Chortle if that's the kind of thing that would convince you to watch it. 😀 www.chortle.co.uk/video/2025/1...

Nothing great has ever happened to me. Every single event of my life has been crap.

Why is Thom Yorke so concerned with having a perfect body anyways, is he planning on going on Love Island or something

You're all coming to my show at the Birmingham Comedy Festival right?* It's this Sunday 12th. 2.15 pm at Cherry Reds. Free entry. *I mean, I know you're probably not. But I might as well post about it anyway. Like, that's the idea with social media isn't it?

Have you watched my gurning film yet? People seem to like it. 🤪 youtu.be/YwoD1jQCQ2Q?...

Just found this image on my laptop and have absolutely no memory of the context.

Give this a watch, it's very funny. Plus you get to see near the area I'm from, and who wouldn't want to see that

Hey Blue Sky. If you want something to do, why not watch this short humorous film I made about the world of competitive face pulling? 🤪 youtu.be/YwoD1jQCQ2Q?...

My documentary about GURNING is OUT NOW!! Please click this link and share with everyone you know. (Like, even if you don't have time to watch it could you click the link anyway. Every view helps.) Thanks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwoD...

Hey everyone. I'm made a documentary all about gurning. I'm really pleased with it so please watch. I'll put the link in the reply to this post. Thanks.

My documentary about GURNING is OUT NOW!! Please click this link and share with everyone you know. (Like, even if you don't have time to watch it could you click the link anyway. Every view helps.) Thanks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwoD...

Guys, I've made a documentary! Watch it on YouTube tomorrow at 6 pm! cumbriacrack.com/2025/09/18/t...

This will be class

Guys, I've made a documentary! Watch it on YouTube tomorrow at 6 pm! cumbriacrack.com/2025/09/18/t...

I've been asked to fill in a questionnaire regarding the help the council are giving me with homelessness prevention and I'm stumped on the second question.

If the emergency phone alert got you thinking about the threat of nuclear war then why not watch 'The Days Ahead,' which is now free to watch on Amazon Prime. (And stars me!)

If the emergency phone alert got you thinking about the threat of nuclear war then why not watch 'The Days Ahead,' which is now free to watch on Amazon Prime. (And stars me!)

#ACMS 🗓️ TONIGHT! 🏰 @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social, One 🕛 23:55-laaaate 🎟️ £8.50 tickets from www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... or PWYW on exit 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, with @leslieis.cool, @mrsamsee.bsky.social, @thisistomlittle.bsky.social AND MORE

WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Lineup for Thursday 7th August, 1pm, Globe Bar, 13 Niddry Street ALASDAIR BECKETT-KING (@misterabk.bsky.social) LESLIE EWING-BURGESSE (@leslieis.cool) TOM LITTLE (@thisistomlittle.bsky.social) Bring an item, pop it in the box and watch the chaos unfurl. Free entry!

My Fringe list from the 10th include: @catiewilkins.bsky.social, @thisistomlittle.bsky.social, Mike McAlpine, Raul Kohli, @adelecliff.bsky.social, ‪‪Scott Turnbull, Bella Hull, @lauralexx.bsky.social, @jocaulfield.bsky.social, @lornarosetreen.bsky.social 1/2

Tom Lehrer, Ozzy Osborne, Connie Francis, Brian Wilson, Sly Stone, George Wendt, Pope Francis, Wink Martindale, Val Kilmer, George Foreman, Gene Hackman, Roberta Flack, Marianne Faithfull, David Lynch and Peter Yarrow all told me they were really looking forward to my Edinburgh Fringe show. 😟

Tom Lehrer, Ozzy Osborne, Connie Francis, Brian Wilson, Sly Stone, George Wendt, Pope Francis, Wink Martindale, Val Kilmer, George Foreman, Gene Hackman, Roberta Flack, Marianne Faithfull, David Lynch and Peter Yarrow all told me they were really looking forward to my Edinburgh Fringe show. 😟

I'M IN A FILM!!! In a twist no one saw coming, I'm now a serious dramatic actor. I've got one of the main parts in 'The Days Ahead' an upcoming film about nuclear war. For real. I'm not joking. It's out in September but we've already got a four-star review. www.ukfilmreview.co.uk/reviews/the-...

I'M IN A FILM!!! In a twist no one saw coming, I'm now a serious dramatic actor. I've got one of the main parts in 'The Days Ahead' an upcoming film about nuclear war. For real. I'm not joking. It's out in September but we've already got a four-star review. www.ukfilmreview.co.uk/reviews/the-...

Hey BlueSky. I'll be doing yet another stand-up show at the Edinburgh Fringe this August. 'Tom Little Less Conversation, Tom Little More Action.' 18.45 at Liquid Room Studio, from the 2nd to the 24th. Free entry. Tell your friends. Also look at my cool poster.

GREAT POSTER AND GREAT TITLE

Hey BlueSky. I'll be doing yet another stand-up show at the Edinburgh Fringe this August. 'Tom Little Less Conversation, Tom Little More Action.' 18.45 at Liquid Room Studio, from the 2nd to the 24th. Free entry. Tell your friends. Also look at my cool poster.

I'm on at this on Sunday at 1:20pm. Lots of great shows on over the whole weekend to enjoy!

London!! Come to the PBH Weekender. Free comedy shows all weekend. Mine is on Sunday. Link for details. linktr.ee/pbhweekender

Genuinely feel like the era of comedians getting big cos of social media could be coming to an end because the Elon vs Trump thing is the stuff of topical comedians dreams and yet what are you gonna do? Post a joke on BlueSky for three likes and no new followers? Who gives a shit?

Big day for me and my fellow Swifties as we find out our hero Loretta Swift has died.

ME WATCHING A PREQUEL: Prequels are stupid. We already know what's going to happen so there's no tension. ME WATCHING GET BACK: What if the Beatles just never finish the album?? What if these songs never get released???? 😧