Give this a watch, it's very funny. Plus you get to see near the area I'm from, and who wouldn't want to see that

Hey Blue Sky. If you want something to do, why not watch this short humorous film I made about the world of competitive face pulling? 🤪 youtu.be/YwoD1jQCQ2Q?...

My documentary about GURNING is OUT NOW!! Please click this link and share with everyone you know. (Like, even if you don't have time to watch it could you click the link anyway. Every view helps.) Thanks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwoD...

Hey everyone. I'm made a documentary all about gurning. I'm really pleased with it so please watch. I'll put the link in the reply to this post. Thanks.

My documentary about GURNING is OUT NOW!! Please click this link and share with everyone you know. (Like, even if you don't have time to watch it could you click the link anyway. Every view helps.) Thanks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwoD...

Guys, I've made a documentary! Watch it on YouTube tomorrow at 6 pm! cumbriacrack.com/2025/09/18/t...

This will be class

Guys, I've made a documentary! Watch it on YouTube tomorrow at 6 pm! cumbriacrack.com/2025/09/18/t...

I've been asked to fill in a questionnaire regarding the help the council are giving me with homelessness prevention and I'm stumped on the second question.

If the emergency phone alert got you thinking about the threat of nuclear war then why not watch 'The Days Ahead,' which is now free to watch on Amazon Prime. (And stars me!)

If the emergency phone alert got you thinking about the threat of nuclear war then why not watch 'The Days Ahead,' which is now free to watch on Amazon Prime. (And stars me!)

#ACMS 🗓️ TONIGHT! 🏰 @monkeybarrelcomedy.bsky.social, One 🕛 23:55-laaaate 🎟️ £8.50 tickets from www.edfringe.com/tickets/what... or PWYW on exit 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @alexanderybennett.bsky.social, with @leslieis.cool, @mrsamsee.bsky.social, @thisistomlittle.bsky.social AND MORE

WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Lineup for Thursday 7th August, 1pm, Globe Bar, 13 Niddry Street ALASDAIR BECKETT-KING (@misterabk.bsky.social) LESLIE EWING-BURGESSE (@leslieis.cool) TOM LITTLE (@thisistomlittle.bsky.social) Bring an item, pop it in the box and watch the chaos unfurl. Free entry!

My Fringe list from the 10th include: @catiewilkins.bsky.social, @thisistomlittle.bsky.social, Mike McAlpine, Raul Kohli, @adelecliff.bsky.social, ‪‪Scott Turnbull, Bella Hull, @lauralexx.bsky.social, @jocaulfield.bsky.social, @lornarosetreen.bsky.social 1/2

Tom Lehrer, Ozzy Osborne, Connie Francis, Brian Wilson, Sly Stone, George Wendt, Pope Francis, Wink Martindale, Val Kilmer, George Foreman, Gene Hackman, Roberta Flack, Marianne Faithfull, David Lynch and Peter Yarrow all told me they were really looking forward to my Edinburgh Fringe show. 😟

Tom Lehrer, Ozzy Osborne, Connie Francis, Brian Wilson, Sly Stone, George Wendt, Pope Francis, Wink Martindale, Val Kilmer, George Foreman, Gene Hackman, Roberta Flack, Marianne Faithfull, David Lynch and Peter Yarrow all told me they were really looking forward to my Edinburgh Fringe show. 😟

I'M IN A FILM!!! In a twist no one saw coming, I'm now a serious dramatic actor. I've got one of the main parts in 'The Days Ahead' an upcoming film about nuclear war. For real. I'm not joking. It's out in September but we've already got a four-star review. www.ukfilmreview.co.uk/reviews/the-...

I'M IN A FILM!!! In a twist no one saw coming, I'm now a serious dramatic actor. I've got one of the main parts in 'The Days Ahead' an upcoming film about nuclear war. For real. I'm not joking. It's out in September but we've already got a four-star review. www.ukfilmreview.co.uk/reviews/the-...

Hey BlueSky. I'll be doing yet another stand-up show at the Edinburgh Fringe this August. 'Tom Little Less Conversation, Tom Little More Action.' 18.45 at Liquid Room Studio, from the 2nd to the 24th. Free entry. Tell your friends. Also look at my cool poster.

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Hey BlueSky. I'll be doing yet another stand-up show at the Edinburgh Fringe this August. 'Tom Little Less Conversation, Tom Little More Action.' 18.45 at Liquid Room Studio, from the 2nd to the 24th. Free entry. Tell your friends. Also look at my cool poster.

I'm on at this on Sunday at 1:20pm. Lots of great shows on over the whole weekend to enjoy!

London!! Come to the PBH Weekender. Free comedy shows all weekend. Mine is on Sunday. Link for details. linktr.ee/pbhweekender

Genuinely feel like the era of comedians getting big cos of social media could be coming to an end because the Elon vs Trump thing is the stuff of topical comedians dreams and yet what are you gonna do? Post a joke on BlueSky for three likes and no new followers? Who gives a shit?

Big day for me and my fellow Swifties as we find out our hero Loretta Swift has died.

ME WATCHING A PREQUEL: Prequels are stupid. We already know what's going to happen so there's no tension. ME WATCHING GET BACK: What if the Beatles just never finish the album?? What if these songs never get released???? 😧

I can't believe Nick Clegg would turn out to be an unprincipled coward who makes no attempt to stand up for what's right and instead just does whatever the people with the most money tell him to do. Again.

"If we make it illegal to take things without permission it'll kill the thieving industry."

I can't believe Nick Clegg would turn out to be an unprincipled coward who makes no attempt to stand up for what's right and instead just does whatever the people with the most money tell him to do. Again.

These 'live action' remakes must be so great if you're the kind of person that loves Disney but hates animated films.

This sums me up pretty well tbf. Everything I do on and offline has this exact energy.

It's been weeks since I posted anything on here. I stopped posting when the Pope died to see if a rumour would start that Pope Francis had been running my account the whole time, but no one noticed.

Pope Francis is ALIVE!!!!!!

It's been weeks since I posted anything on here. I stopped posting when the Pope died to see if a rumour would start that Pope Francis had been running my account the whole time, but no one noticed.

I see a lot of women on the Internet saying their perfect man is Jack Black yet every 55 year old, bearded, fat man I know is currently single. Curious.

This is what the Ringo Starr movie should be about.

Do you realise how fiddly it is to underline text with your thumb on a phone screen??? This took me like half an hour.

I do wonder how the trans people JK Rowling knows and loves are getting on. She'll probably start marching with them any day now. On account of her empathy. 😀

Yeah I'm listening to Chris De Burgh's 'A Spaceman Came Travelling' by choice in 2025 in mid-April. You got a problem with that???

Katy Perry could walk on the moon but Neil Armstrong could never record that 'You're gonna hear me roar' song.

Don't worry guys. I promise I'll never appear in the Harry Potter TV show.

The shark attacks in 'Jaws' are just there for shock value and do nothing to advance the plot.

Scrolling through Facebook, seeing all my friends and work colleagues still posting their ai action figures and I have never been more sure in my life that I am above average intelligence.

Hey Amazon, I'm willing to not make a show for half that much. DM me.

The ai-generated action figure trend depresses me. I made this ages ago for a throwaway joke. And it took time, and I had to study knock-off toys and what made them so perfectly wrong. I love imitating art styles and learning how things were made, but these days I think - what's the point?

I stopped using AI cos I found out how much water it wastes. I stopped washing my clothes and showering.

I'll be honest guys. I don't really know what 'tariffs' means and I've no intention of ever finding out.

If people saying 'Hardly anything happens in The White Lotus' ever watched The Royle Family the shock would would kill them.

Finally watched Threads on iplayer. A film so bleak and depressing I can see why they named the social media site after it.

Gal Gadot gets a lot of criticism for her acting and her politics but her beautiful 'Celebrities sing Imagine' video was a huge comfort to me during lockdown and I'll always love her for that.