Absolutely love that @nosycrow.bsky.social sent @katieabey.bsky.social and me the new Cafe Chaos with some beans! 😄 Well played, Très drôle. Read this book and join in the bean based fun! 📚🎉 🫘

Celebrating this #internationalwomensday with my “WOMEN’S TROUBLES” stand-up comedy routine from my 2025 Edinburgh Show WE’LL SEE. This was my most talked about routine of that show. So what better way to celebrate #IWD than with #womenstroubles #standupcomedy #comedy youtu.be/WSeT-ffjpR8

This event is SOLD OUT! But you can still buy a book! (And I think you should) ❤️📚

So is it just the 3?

Hope Crumble from the hilarious Cafe Chaos, and some wizard dude #wbd

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? Cafe Chaos - The Way The Cookie Crumbles, released March 2026. #kidsbooks #readingforpleasure #readingforchildren #funnybooks

Behold! Grandma made a film / animation? To promote her new book 📕 🎉 Cafe Chaos II ‘The Way The Cookie Crumbles’ released March 2026 🎉📚 #books #reading #comedy Get these funny books for your kids ❤️

May I suggest for #WorldBookDay all your children dress up in ice cream costumes to be Hope and Leila from Cafe Chaos (illustrated by the fantastic Katie Abey 📚 🎉 #bestfriends #bestfriendgoals #reading #icecream

Pissing about with the font of my ‘to do’ list. I think if I can just get that right, everything else will flow.. right? This is definitely what’s going to help. If the important tasks are in bold…..? That’s going to be super motivating. Definitely.

These guys know what’s up events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...

Come see the (final?) performance of my Edinburgh show WE’LL SEE at Leicester (with ace dancing by myself and fab @vixleyton.bsky.social ) Dates: Tue 17th Feb Time: 19:30 Duration: 60 mins Price: £10 Genre: Stand Up Venue: The Globe Tickets: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...

I'm supporting #ReadItForward2026! If you buy LOKI: A Bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos during February, then @bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social will donate 10% to @booktrust.org.uk and @scottishbooktrust.bsky.social! Buy here - why not hoover up a few more books too! uk.bookshop.org/lists/read-i...

I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l

Remember, there's no such thing as Monday, it was made up by a travel company in 2005. Welcome to Tuesday.

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

Responding to every reply I get on here with, “It’s just a comment on society in general.”

Roll up roll up, tickets now on sale for the extravaganza of @vixleyton.bsky.social and me at Aces and Eights in Tufnell Park on Weds 21st of this here January www.eventbrite.com/e/catie-wilk...

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Starting to feel like dualingo is trying to groom me to commit crimes

Wow

This entire weekend

Top tip: really drag out your elf “thinking” about pranks as long as possible, to save on trashing and teepeeing your own house. #toptips #elfontheshelf #onceagainiblamemymumforbringingthistomydoor

Absolutely loved this interactive performance of A Christmas Carol ! Get tickets here if you live in/near Hitchin ovo.org.uk/shows/a-chri...

When the Trads talk about how happy women were before and what feminism "took away"..

Being negged by Duolingo. Why can’t that green bird just be happy for me?

Seeing a lot of shade about elf on the shelf in my timeline this morning. This is straw man thinking. The real enemy is whoever first told your kids about elf on the shelf. Get THEM.

He literally wants to throw the crash test dummy off a roof and do jackass pranks. He also wants the fake gold to trick people. (We are excellent parents).

Cyber Monday should be like what Christmas is like on Futurama.

Yes, see these ace guys too! 🎉 📚

Ace Christmas presents for kids 🎉 📚

Come on down to this tonight 🎉with ace @vixleyton.bsky.social www.acesandeightssaloonbar.com/events/vix-l...

8yo helping the 10yo learn some lines. Everytime he reads her cue line, he goes, ‘your turn.’

Parkrun bantz

It’s giving radio hat

Creative pals, we need you! A group of us are running an auction to raise funds for the Emergency Response Rooms in Sudan. Sudanese people are dealing with the worst humanitarian crisis since records began. Can you donate mentoring/art/signed books etc? SIGN UP HERE: www.sudancoup.com/auction

Did you miss a chance to see my little face do jokes live? Despair no longer, I’m teaming up with ace @vixleyton.bsky.social and we are bringing our ace shows to London 🎉

Sad times

Can anyone recommend a good podcast for kids about greek mythology?

My son got this Riddler in his Happy Meal and thought it was ‘Irish Batman.’ We’ve really lost touch with the old ways.

Café Chaos has been selected for inclusion in BookTrust’s Great Books Guide for 2025! The guide is a wide-reaching resource aimed at teachers to recommend new books and encourage children to read for pleasure. A digital copy of the guide is available online 🎉 www.booktrust.org.uk/books-and-re...

7yo is doing 100 star jumps to ‘prove he is not tired’