Catie Wilkins
@catiewilkins.bsky.social
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Award winning YA & children’s author. Comedy. Writing. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME won a
#Lollie2024
Did a super fun multi-Schools zoom yesterday and one of the students asked: “Would you rather never write again, or never read again?” And it was fully the hardest question I’ve been asked in my whole life.
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Philo of Alexan
6 days ago
Happiness is getting scratches
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So incredibly thrilled to make the short list for the
#Lollies2026
funny book awards for Ages 9-12. FUN FACT: (for all the FACT FANS)
@katieabey.bsky.social
has been a judge on the Lollies, but she was NOT ALLOWED to judge 9-12 Age category - for obvious reasons. Vive funny books for kids!
14 days ago
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I am re-naming that Sandman show on Netflix “Goth Dr Who”
16 days ago
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Hellish
about 1 month ago
A day late with the picture quiz this week, we must be ring rusty! Can you identify 4 of the incomparable
@catiewilkins.bsky.social
’s 5 Hellish tracks from these visual teasers? If you can’t all you need to do is listen to this week’s pod!
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❤️❤️❤️
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
What fun to have Cafe Chaos back. Hope is trying to edge away from the madness that is the Crumble family cafe but too many tines of baked beans look set to foil her plans. Don't ask! But do read this laughter-filled book by
@catiewilkins.bsky.social
@katieabey.bsky.social
@nosycrow.bsky.social
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This was loads of fun 🎉
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about 1 month ago
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Hellish
about 1 month ago
In this week’s episode the wonderful comedian and author
@catiewilkins.bsky.social
gives us the 5 tracks she will meet in hell. She also tells us about an attempted murder she is yet to answer for. Listen here:
podfollow.com/hellish
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“THINGS YOU CAN’T FIND ON A MOTHER’S DAY CARD” stand-up comedy routine celebrating USA
#mothersday
by singing through any accidental mothering trauma to lighten the mood.
#motheringsunday
#badmom
#comedy
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about 2 months ago
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This book is all about leaving primary school, saying goodbye and getting ready for the next chapter of secondary school. It’s really, really funny and perfect for everyone in YEAR 6. Thank you
@nosycrow.bsky.social
and
@katieabey.bsky.social
I love the new cover! ❤️📚🎉
about 2 months ago
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Nosy Crow
2 months ago
Café Chaos is back with the second book in this popular series. Warm, funny and full of family mayhem, comic mix-ups, friendship and being uniquely yourself. Laugh-out-loud writing from Catherine Wilkins (
@catiewilkins.bsky.social
), and illustrated by Katie Abey. 🔗
buff.ly/mNuD29T
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆
3 months ago
The Yeongno, is a Korean mythical creature known as a "celestial eater of the rich," this dragon-like monster seeks to consume 100 corrupt politicians, the wealthy, the powerful, etc in order to return to heaven. A cathartic symbol of social justice.
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Mr Tom Slattery
2 months ago
Red Alert! 🚨 Recent book deliveries! Thanks
@nosycrow.bsky.social
📕 Cafe Chaos 2
@catiewilkins.bsky.social
&
@katieabey.bsky.social
Thanks
@puffinbooksuk.bsky.social
📕 Whisperwicks: The vanished Key
@jordanlees.bsky.social
a preorder 📕 Juniper Mae 3
@sohsilly.bsky.social
#Timfraser
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3 months ago
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Netflix just bring back Roseanne and The Cosby Show you COWARDS
3 months ago
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Great books for summer reading 🎉
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Nosy Crow
3 months ago
We're excited to have three books in the
@readingagency.bsky.social
#SummerReadingChallenge
2026, Read to the Beat! 🎶 Marching Band:
@kaeltudor.bsky.social
My School Musical and Other Punishments:
@catiewilkins.bsky.social
Running My Own Race:
@eyesab2.bsky.social
Find out more:
buff.ly/lYtmEsC
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I loved my madcap little book tour. Thanks to all the amazing book sellers and schools supporting literacy as well as reading for fun. Big thanks to the fantastic kids with their brilliant questions. Special shout out to Bella who made this bracelet ❤️
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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School Reading List
3 months ago
Football books for children and teens with titles by Michael Rosen, Tom Palmer, Mal Peet, Michaela Morgan, Priscilla Mante, Alex Wheatle, Dan Freedman, Maria Isabel Sanchez Vegara, Bali Rai and Michelle Robinson.
#kidlit
schoolreadinglist.co.uk/genres/footb...
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Football books for children and teens
Football books for children with titles by Michael Rosen, Tom Palmer, Mal Peet, Michaela Morgan, Alex Wheatle & Dan Freedman.
https://schoolreadinglist.co.uk/genres/football-books-for-children-and-teens/
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Love seeing all the different translations of my books coming in 🎉📚❤️
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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This kid is much funnier than I will ever be
#happymothersday
3 months ago
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“MUM VOICE” VS FLASHERS celebrating
#mothersday
with
#standup
#comedy
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3 months ago
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Absolutely love that
@nosycrow.bsky.social
sent
@katieabey.bsky.social
and me the new Cafe Chaos with some beans! 😄 Well played, Très drôle. Read this book and join in the bean based fun! 📚🎉 🫘
4 months ago
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Celebrating this
#internationalwomensday
with my “WOMEN’S TROUBLES” stand-up comedy routine from my 2025 Edinburgh Show WE’LL SEE. This was my most talked about routine of that show. So what better way to celebrate
#IWD
than with
#womenstroubles
#standupcomedy
#comedy
youtu.be/WSeT-ffjpR8
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"WOMEN'S TROUBLES" Stand-up comedy routine by Catie Wilkins
YouTube video by That Wilkins
https://youtu.be/WSeT-ffjpR8
4 months ago
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This event is SOLD OUT! But you can still buy a book! (And I think you should) ❤️📚
4 months ago
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So is it just the 3?
4 months ago
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Hope Crumble from the hilarious Cafe Chaos, and some wizard dude
#wbd
4 months ago
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WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? Cafe Chaos - The Way The Cookie Crumbles, released March 2026.
#kidsbooks
#readingforpleasure
#readingforchildren
#funnybooks
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4 months ago
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Behold! Grandma made a film / animation? To promote her new book 📕 🎉 Cafe Chaos II ‘The Way The Cookie Crumbles’ released March 2026 🎉📚
#books
#reading
#comedy
Get these funny books for your kids ❤️
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4 months ago
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May I suggest for
#WorldBookDay
all your children dress up in ice cream costumes to be Hope and Leila from Cafe Chaos (illustrated by the fantastic Katie Abey 📚 🎉
#bestfriends
#bestfriendgoals
#reading
#icecream
4 months ago
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Pissing about with the font of my ‘to do’ list. I think if I can just get that right, everything else will flow.. right? This is definitely what’s going to help. If the important tasks are in bold…..? That’s going to be super motivating. Definitely.
4 months ago
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I Logged Into a Dead Pedophile’s Gmail and His Contact List Is Basically an Org Chart
Jmail turned 20,000 unsearchable government PDFs into Jeffrey Epstein’s working inbox. I went through the contacts, the photos, and the…
https://medium.com/@grateful_aqua_goat_147/i-logged-into-a-dead-pedophiles-gmail-and-his-contact-list-is-basically-an-org-chart-843d09e762df
4 months ago
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These guys know what’s up
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...
4 months ago
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Come see the (final?) performance of my Edinburgh show WE’LL SEE at Leicester (with ace dancing by myself and fab
@vixleyton.bsky.social
) Dates: Tue 17th Feb Time: 19:30 Duration: 60 mins Price: £10 Genre: Stand Up Venue: The Globe Tickets:
events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/catie...
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Louie Stowell
5 months ago
I'm supporting
#ReadItForward2026
! If you buy LOKI: A Bad God's Guide to Causing Chaos during February, then
@bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social
will donate 10% to
@booktrust.org.uk
and
@scottishbooktrust.bsky.social
! Buy here - why not hoover up a few more books too!
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Read It Forward with Bookshop.org
This February, we invite you to Read It Forward. 10% of all children's book sales through Bookshop.
https://uk.bookshop.org/lists/read-it-forward-with-bookshop-org
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David Cake
5 months ago
I wont tell you I've been to Abba Voyage but they'll be signs.l
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Christina Martin
5 months ago
Remember, there's no such thing as Monday, it was made up by a travel company in 2005. Welcome to Tuesday.
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Norm Charlatan
5 months ago
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
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David Cake
5 months ago
Responding to every reply I get on here with, “It’s just a comment on society in general.”
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Roll up roll up, tickets now on sale for the extravaganza of
@vixleyton.bsky.social
and me at Aces and Eights in Tufnell Park on Weds 21st of this here January
www.eventbrite.com/e/catie-wilk...
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Catie Wilkins & Vix Leyton stand up comedy double feature
Eventbrite - Neon Flamingo Entertainment presents Catie Wilkins & Vix Leyton stand up comedy double feature - Wednesday, 21 January 2026 at Aces and Eights Bar & Pizza, London, England. Find event and...
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/catie-wilkins-vix-leyton-stand-up-comedy-double-feature-tickets-1979112778597?aff=erelexpmlt
5 months ago
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kate bush’s husband
6 months ago
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
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Starting to feel like dualingo is trying to groom me to commit crimes
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Wow
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Chris Jackson
6 months ago
This entire weekend
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