The majority of Americans can’t locate Venezuela on this map

FFS Trump, invading a sovereign nation?

Nothing wrong with the finale of Stranger Things, don't know why people are getting worked up

. @mitch1142.bsky.social @bobfischer.bsky.social Happy Christmas gents

Accommodation booked for my 2026 Edinburgh Fringe trip

Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen promised renewal. Instead, Britain’s biggest regeneration project has turned into a taxpayer-funded scandal - enriching a few local businessmen while leaving public bodies on the brink. Watch the latest episode of Page 94, The Private Eye Podcast, on YouTube.

Couple of good overtakes by Norris , but other than that the #f1 race was uneventful. Another procession

Piastri at fault #f1

My favourite thing about the Riyadh Comedy Festival is knowing that all the 'cancelled' comedians will continue to earn more in a night that I do in a year and that'll be the case no matter what I do, for the rest of my life. Anyway, watch my BRAND NEW STAND UP VIDEO!!! 😀 youtu.be/VlL_oll69AQ?...

It’s the wallpaper that’s the giveaway for me

I didn’t take paracetamol during pregnancy. My son is autistic. Of all the -isms to be worried about in the world today, autism is quote low on the list. In fact it’s not on the list. I’d settle for a POTUS who is half the man my son’s turned out to be. Different does not mean less, you buffoon.

Back in action tomorrow! Join us at the Sovereign Supply Chain Services Ltd Stadium from 1pm. Season tickets available on the right side turnstile until kick off #UTT 3

My Fringe list from the 10th include: John Kearnes, @soozuk.bsky.social , @alicefraser.bsky.social, @iansmithcomedy.bsky.social, @lucyportercomic.bsky.social , @watsoncomedian.bsky.social 2/2

My Fringe list from the 10th include: @catiewilkins.bsky.social, @thisistomlittle.bsky.social, Mike McAlpine, Raul Kohli, @adelecliff.bsky.social, ‪‪Scott Turnbull, Bella Hull, @lauralexx.bsky.social, @jocaulfield.bsky.social, @lornarosetreen.bsky.social 1/2

Hope the race is better than the sprint #f1

@althecomic.bsky.social good gig tonight

The Deform leader of Warwickshire Council Council Rob Howard has quit, meaning the council is now being led by an 18-year-old. Deform Ltd – the party of government, my a****! They couldn't run an Ann Summers party.

Israel is a rogue state—extremely violent and unpredictable, autocratic, threatening all its neighbors, committing war crimes, committing genocide, committing ethnic cleansing—that the United States should have absolutely *nothing* to fucking do with right now. They’ve gone nuts.

Today—after the war was supposed to be over, due to the alleged destruction of Iran’s nuclear program—Israel has bombed Shahid Beheshti University (a war crime) and a landmark in Tehran’s Palestine Square (a war crime) and launched the worst bombing of Tehran yet. Israel is out of fucking control.

This is the last thing the BBC needs

Thomas the Tank Engine as you’ve have never heard it before youtube.com/watch?v=H9Dt...

RIP Hot Lips

@gofasterchris.bsky.social Hi Chris, I'm getting a forbidden error when trying to download the ad free #rhlstp (#rhlstp) podcast with timkey

Think my Blood donating days are over, 4 assistants at the donor centre failed to find a vein.

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

So they promoted from within again? I feel sorry for those external applicants who applied and wasted their time. They'll be back in LinkedIn within hours.

Trump is going to claim this as a victory for MAGA

Had my biennial eye test today. No new glasses needed, had a voucher for the test, so it only cost me a fiver for the eye camera thing. Result

Ten past four, and the players aren't out yet for the second half

do I have this right? Donald Trump is just going to crash the world economy every three months — and then pretend to save it, over and over, while his cronies rake in untold billions on his shameless market manipulation, is that it? fucking hell

China does 8% of its trade with the USA. 8%, if it does 0% they won't really care. The USA gets more than 40% of its stuff from China. The USA will be completely destroyed.

That was a boring race #f1

Jacques isn't a race commentator. Hope he isn't used again this season #f1

Today's Teesside Lead is totally free to read because I thought it was important people got to see what happens at TVCA's meetings. Ben Houchen called the public's questions "completely insane" then threatened to kick them out.

No football for me today, I'm off to perform at Kynren as part of the start of the celebrations of 200yrs of the passenger railway #SDR200

Benito Moobolini

Traditional St Patrick's Day breakfast

See Hamilton has started this #f1 season the same as he went through the last one. Can't overtake.

Proper pea souper. Can hardly see the houses on the other side of the street

Winter's finally over and your seasonal affective disorder is gone for another year but don't forget it's only this warm in March because the planet is dying so remember to be depressed about that too. 😀

Trump is an international disgrace. The way he treated Zelensky was un-American. Only a traitor who is Putin's puppet would be this horrible. Unforgivable.

I'm sure the Boro fans will be overjoyed that Carrick might get a few more matches now

It looks like I'm going to the Fringe. The price of the place I booked last year has come down by over £400 in the past 24 hours to a similar amount that I paid last year.

If I start drinking again, will #Severence make any sense?

From 2010-2024 Inflation was 75% but... 2010 28 tablets of 5mg Dextroamphetamine £3.00 2024 28 tablets of 5mg Dextroamphetamine £24.85 That's 728% inflation for a generic medication. This is happening all over the NHS and is one of the reasons they have no money.

It's only been 3 weeks since New Year's Day