"In America, we fetishize misery. We treat suffering like a virtue, and it’s not. We live in the wealthiest country in the world. We don’t have to live like this."

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

one good thing about being antiwar is you will never be wrong. one bad thing about being antiwar is no one who matters will ever listen to you

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Seeing these two headlines side-by-side is really something

I've said elsewhere and I'll likely say again: when the trials begin, it should not matter that you only shuffled paperwork for ICE, you're getting charged with *all* the shit *all* of ICE committed. Let them fill their own miserable warehouses.

Guys they are really, really not winning It sucks what they’re doing to our country, and my city especially God only knows how much damage they’ll do before they’re stopped, much of it irreversible But they are very much not winning

i’m just so tired of donald trump man

I can’t believe their defense for kidnapping a 5-year-old was we fed him at McDonald’s

Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)

STAR TREK HAS GONE WOKE! SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE! STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE! RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE! Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.

Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.

Some serious abuser language, right there. “Why do you make me hit you?”

we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.

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“Working with Dr. Luke on my fav single in years—this is for the ladies out there who can’t catch a goddamn break even though they’re seriously trying their best,” Katy Perry said theonion.com/katy-pe...

I voice Mario in a fan game called Super Mario Sprinters! It means the world to bring him to life, even in a small way. Huge thanks to my friends who helped make this dream feel real. This is the closest I've come to voicing Mario in a game! Wahoo! Check out some of my voice clips!

the white house posting stuff like "not us ignoring a 9-0 supreme court order 🥴" is the end result of that wendy's twitter account

less than ten trans women tried to play collegiate sports and now the car dealership class gets to crash the global economy and set up sweatshops in the midwest

the democratic party leadership sorely underestimates how much young people fucking despise them

I am so sick of this shit. It’s a Sieg Heil. It’s a Nazi salute. Anyone who sees it knows. It’s ridiculous that legal departments presumably won’t let media call it what it is. Bannon made “a provocative gesture that resembled the salute Elon Musk gave at a post-inauguration rally”? Fuck off.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

I am horrified by how much time my children spend rotting their attention span on TikTok. I've set a rule that after every fifteen minutes of TikTok, they have to watch one hour of TV.

It's like a face that should be featured in the mandela catalogue

IS ALMOST #art #toasttheraccoon #raccoon #animal

Dawg this is just a default Canva design font lmao

WE GOT A GOOD MONTH FINALLY

Great pull. Sometimes I forget golbat has such a big ass mouth. Like how did it go back to normal when it evolved 😭😂

Lmaoooooo

The TikTok generation needs a better censored word for p*do than “PDF File.” Why do we so freely besmirch the good name of the Portable Document Format

My one constructive criticism on BlueSky, as a community: we need to “like” less and “retweet” more. In the absence of an algorithm, that’s the way we find each other and reward good content.

it’s about to get very, very hard to be transgender in the united states. likely harder than it’s been in american history. do not let them scare you into backing down. do not give into transphobes framing. stand up to them however you can. it shouldn’t be this way but we have to fight

Yall rocking with sandwiches

current twitter reminds me of that one time I took a massive shit and it wouldn't flush

I love webfishing but I wanna be able to name my character and not use my account name. I just wanna be a silly lil guy named Gooby :(

2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?” 2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”

When you join Bluesky you can choose between one of two profile names, half the website has one and the other has the other 1) *full name*, Professor of Public Policy at Hofstra University 2) ShitGobindaWeedMan

Absolute chad

Reposting this for no particular reason

it's been (only) two years since i drew this

As much as we might not want to believe it, America just wasn't ready for that kind of person in the White House. The Democrats need to think twice before ever again nominating a Dreamcast fan

Dumb question but how do you do bookmarks on bluesky

Bluesky is now my main app. Sup yall