I am begging people to understand this is like JD Vance having a big public break with Trump in 2026 and making a name for himself as The Sane Reasonable One then beating Trump in 2028.

[the st louis cardinals' information security dept]

ok i know im being all "eh tisza isnt THAT much better than fidesz" but this IS great. hungary sucking ass top to bottom is a problem for another day

Orban't

more like Loser Orbán

gonna be fun watching all the resistlibs fall in love with Peter Hungarian and then realize that he sucks ass, just....much less than Orban

dream blunt rotation

oh man this has really set off the reddit atheists lol

brids

Chicago best

I’d love to have been there when they invented the leaf blower. “Whoa, it burns as much gas as an airplane AND you can destroy an entire neighborhood’s peace and quiet with it?” “Yeah, and get this—it’s incredibly shitty at what it’s designed for. Way worse than a rake or a broom.” “At last!”

hope their calves don't cramp

not ready to live in a world where e36 m3s have antique plates

when you have a defector subscription >>>>>>>>>

Struggling with the work/WW3 balance.

Institutional failure sent Angel Reese out of Chicago. Sky owner Michael Alter must break the cycle — or sell the team.

Balkanization of America and establishment of the Freshwater Freehold of Chicago NOW

Let’s go!!!

shocking to hear that the delusional code monkeys with god-complexes running the show here failed at communication. first time for everything i guess.

"...and she’s not worried about any of this rotting her brain." Girl there's nothing left TO rot. It started rotting at LEAST six years ago. The brain worms have been running that asylum for years.

Incredible that they were able to write this article with the only real blame assigned to a future theoretical Democratic administration who might disrupt everything again by going back to EVs

trans day of visibility? how about trans day of AUDIBILITY !!! anyway, if yall wanna listen to some all-trans-zero-ai made alt rock, check out the ep my band made a couple years ago? and then get hype for the record we're gonna make in a month with a budget of "many more moneys than last time" :)

The back of the box is WILD

i have chosen to be visible today. i guess. whatever. hair's fake but the boobs are real, at least

Gonna look for a new EPL team. Not like I had any deep-seated connection to Spurs in the first place. Most of my rooting interests have been notoriously, but benignly inept, (KU football, Chicago Bears, pre-Ricketts Cubs, post-Jordan Bulls, etc) so Spurs seemed like a natural fit. But now? Nah.

[for this reply imagine im an oil barrel merchant] hell yeh it is!!!!!!

it is pretty funny that the bsky people are clearly freaking out that their startup got labeled the Woke Twitter and are worried about not becoming shitty on-paper billionaires like all their friends

respectfully you should be put in jail for being tall enough to block my shot. we should figure out how to handle that fairly. we are just asking questions about why tall children are allowed to be taller than their peers. no, i'm not anti-tall. just asking questions

@calligator.bsky.social go the blue pls

hello obama

lol great to see THIS in my feed between people posting about protests and how we're trying to, yknow, stay alive and whatnot.

every single time i have to interact with someone from accenture all that ever goes through my mind is "lol arthur andersen lol arthur andersen lol arthur andersen lol arthur andersen lol arthur andersen lol arthur andersen lol arthur andersen lol arthur andersen lol arthur andersen lol arthu"

Look I’m an old leftist punk that brawled with nazi skins and I have literally nothing in common with these people but when I see a soccer mom with a Trans Kids Belong sign screaming FUCK ICE at the top of her lungs I whole heartedly welcome my unlikely new comrade

here we go again

I don't think people fully appreciate how apocalyptic things are for US science. I haven't had any new funding since 2024, but I'm still ok since typical grants are for three years. This means next year I will be completely out of funding and will have to fire everyone in the lab. It's not great.

incorrect. it's the first-gen atari lynx that could be left-handed or right-handed

Microsoft Al Borland: the digital companion coded in Pascal that prevents users from making mistakes by saying, "I don't think so, Tim"

@govpritzker.illinois.gov is selling us out to pedophile-backed big tech interests and is going to sign into law multiple bills that would force every computer to have age verification functions built-in & queryable by every app or website you use. It's a privacy and digital sovereignty nightmare.

"In America, we fetishize misery. We treat suffering like a virtue, and it’s not. We live in the wealthiest country in the world. We don’t have to live like this."

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

Look, we're all going to watch tonight's game, yay baseball, welcome back, this one counts, but a night game? On Netflix? Babes, BABES. You don't have to call that Opening Day. Have some self respect.

Just a reminder that this account just makes things up and presents them as news. It's lib fan fiction. Nothing from the Halfway Post is real. They pretend it's satire, but what is this even satirizing? What's the commentary? What's the joke?