jd vance is the only person who watched the 2015 film spotlight and decided to both convert to catholicism AND get a job covering up for a paedophile

Crazy that Lin Manuel and Taylor both wrote songs that exist solely to try to win them oscars, and they’re both going to lose to “the alphabet song” from Nirvanna the band the show the movie

Consider myself a former supporter. This is disqualifying.

Professional Democrats: Don't be a third party spoiler, run in primaries [People do that] Professional Democrats: fuck you vile scum, I will kill you, now my extended family and all their friends are unemployed

Imagining Michael Douglas pulling this out in an early 90’s erotic thriller where he’s a high powered corporate lawyer being blackmailed

My jaw moved in so many different directions in these 11 seconds

Mike Love behavior

He’s doing the Silicon Valley thing of setting prices low to get people hooked

Absolutely criminal that no space movie ever thought to do a scene of this

There’s a rainbow outside the Kennedy Center right now as a crowd awaits Trump’s name to be pulled off the arts venue

Hey, if Elon gets his head cut off by an African, I Promise I will never stop publicizing it as well.

i remember the berenstain bears dying in prison

Putting this through the Peter Jackson Beatles machine to isolate each individual boo

This is worded like it’s a scandal lol

"don't worry we just used AI for (whatever) phase" I don't really care man I don't want anything to do with any of that shit. and given that the marketplace is always flooded with 800 million times more of everything than I could ever experience, it's really very easy to not choose your slopthing

ITS HAPPENING

“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”

The extremely insane and inaccurate novelization of Back to the Future that opens with a nuclear blast killing a family www.tumblr.com/btothef/tagg...

The Bricks & Minifigs / Reckless Ben beef is consuming YouTube (and the entire state of Utah.)

You live in NYC, jackass.

Congrats to new 60 Minutes Correspondent Nick Shirley

"I tell ya, I got no T, no T at all. When I cut my arm, soy milk comes out."

Bluesky is not "dying", in fact it's about to become the next Martha's Vineyard

Oh my God.

At some point "The Next Walt Disney" is going to have to be someone who can make an actual good movie, I would think.

This is how the Duffer Brothers feel when fans ask them about plot points that they've completely forgotten

I had this stupid idea stuck in my head for a while and forgot to finish it but here it is youtu.be/jv0DlpFa91c

If the Supreme Court does not recognize the maps, we the people shall go to the streets and draw our own maps

Incredible (derogatory)

The new Star Fox graphics are a huge step up. Not sure I understand the criticism.

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

Where is @nicklutsko.bsky.social

No way that this happened TWICE now to this guy lmao

I need to know if Patrick Bet David and the boys were at the dinner

it is kind of funny we finally found a legal boundary donald trump respects and it's a ballroom fire code

Well it looks like they “SENT US HOME” for our safety. No worry, we will do the “dinner” another time!

Karoline Leavitt being interviewed by FoxNews: “There will be shots fired” tonight.

glad the shooter was killed, caught, and never existed.

AHHHHHHHHHH

Me, reading the award for "Best Rock instrumental Performance" at the 1985 Grammys

Hello, I am Alex Goldman, the host of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and the former host of Reply All, which some of you probably listened to and liked. I have noticed that a lot of former Reply All listeners have no idea my show exists, so I feel like there's a big untapped audience out there.

A disconsolate Rod Dreher ordering one exorcism after another at his local in Budapest. A manager discreetly tells him that he's cut off and Dreher howls "just gimme the fucking rites" at the barback.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Most peoples parents and "normie Dems" will agree with Piker far far more often than they will agree with the Senators criticizing him.

He lived through slavery and did nothing. Good riddance.

This is how it used to feel to log into Homestar Runner every week in the early 2000s