You can just use this site to make stupid baseball jokes with your friends. You don't have to Do An Activism every time you come on here. The world is full of horrors and you don't need to invite them into your feed!

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

Probably the weirdest part about this is that this would the dream scenario for literally every program I own? That they just "finish it"

:smash brothers announcer voice:

Calling up your Dem senators and thanking them for doing this is how you encourage them to hold the line, no matter how low your estimation of them is

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

is this in the movie

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

My advice to every elected Democrat is to do the EXACT OPPOSITE of whatever Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries tells you to do. I cannot stress how they have gotten EVERY SINGLE choice wrong for the last year, and have poisoned the American people’s faith that we are even an opposition party.

I was trying to determine what the feeling I'm experiencing tonight is, and it's...hope? That regular people fucking broke shit up, without waiting for any useless elected fucks to do anything about it. the bullies have been stood up to and were revealed to be impotent cowards with no fucking game

RIP Greg Bovino

if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.

Neurodivergent discourse but from the right

Only six days til Brett Ratner's "Melania" premieres...

But you see, these AREN’T the only 7 Democrats who supported giving ICE more money. The Democrats OVERALL support it. These 7 are just the latest rotating villains selected to take the fall while the rest pretend to oppose to fundraise. That’s why it’s always EXACTLY enough Dem support votes to pass

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

just thinking again about how MAGA’s attempt to suppress all criticism of Charlie Kirk created a backlash so intense that he is now probably the most abjectly Internet-defiled person in human history

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC 20500

completely unironically, this is how we'll know

Stan Chera? bsky.app/profile/thea...

If I took over French Laundry people wouldn’t automatically respect me just because I got the job.

They should let Scott Adams' ex-wives continue Dilbert like it's the Dune books or whatever

all the gravitas of the set from win ben stein’s money

WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ

If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

Scott Adams died like a Dogbert

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On January 13, 2026, Scott Adams, my friend, died. He fucking died.

RIP to one of the truest "Trump Guys"

Bari you would not be able to survive a DAY here

KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.

the DSA, the Federal Reserve, and the ladies who lunch have formed a popular front — it remains only to see if any elected Democrats will join them.

I mean at this point....

I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked

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I love that someone on here was like "it's not the agency so much as the people in it" and Bill Fucking Kristol is like "ABOLISH ICE" and if you can't get on Bills level well

I say this in all earnestness. The print edition of The Onion? That’s consistently the best thing I spend my money on every month.

yeah here it is

Fleck has gone Woke

Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman

That’s just what they call them in Pittsburgh

If you read between the lines, it certainly seems like the Trump administration wants to bomb Venezuela and kidnap the president

I distinctly remember in the first Trump years when people would be like “no, you can’t call them fascist”

I bet you in about 6 months someone could convince Trump to pardon Maduro