girl dinner.

my brain is a pachinko machine

I have no clue what’s happening on here anymore and maybe that’s for the best

Dracula sounds so good I’m trying to convince myself I don’t need to preorder the new tame impala vinyl

do you put ice cubes in your cereal? Y / N

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ *insert 1 word* you still have tumblr brain and you know these prayer circles get traction bc you have no substance 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

I love this series by Finnish artist Emimi: poignant and profound illustrations in the style of a melancholy Furby anime from the '90s.

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

rat powered computer

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Working on some little dog paintings today for an upcoming charity gallery show!

it's Over the Pasture Fence season

The difference between marmite and vegemite? The vegemite hangs from the 𝘵𝘰𝘱 of the cave.

I work with Veterans. If I told them that they "killed people and broke things for a living" they would (rightfully) tell me to go to hell. Those that have had to kill someone in the line of duty most often view it with sadness, regret, and one of the worst experiences of their lives.

i need an etsy witch to fix me

IMPORTANT PSA: You will NOT see posts from non English speaking artists if your content language is set to English! Make sure it's *unset*!!! If you're following Chinese artists or whatever and wonder why their posts never show up on your feed this is why!

current events make more sense if you add “from the country that brought you jeff dunham:” to every headline

Ask not for whom the hamburger helps. The hamburger helps for thee

“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

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when are teachers dropping the guise and telling kids about how the government is fucked

i think i could be good at a lot more things if i didn’t have to work full time

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

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a lot of grindset guys are living a lunchless existence. that's why they're like that. not me though,

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

卩 ㄒ　卄　丨　匚　Ҝ　 　　　　丂 　　　　丂

a lot happened while I was out, huh?

not long !

BUTTER

The ol' X-Files trick, all monsters live in deep forests not unlike those right outside Vancouver. Until season 5 when Duchovny got sick of commuting and all the monsters moved out into deserts not unlike those right outside LA.

i think i could make a sinkhole cozy and liveable

are you a frog and toad Mr Toad type gentle queer ? or a Wind In The Willows Mr Toad Type Bisexual Disaster

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

For reasons we cannot fathom but by which we are utterly delighted, our son was voted Homecoming King. Here is the t-shirt he wore to the pep rally. rawpaw.ink/products/inf...

“where did all the estrogen go?” suspiciously woman-shaped pharmacist: 🤷‍♀️

they discourage you from butthole bleaching cuz they don't want u to unlock ur 8th chakra

damn girl are you the sun? because I’m blocking you

retvrn

almost there, everyone

wow, Dune 2 looks amazing

can’t say this in today’s society. no sir. tooooo controversial

what a beautiful day to punch a nazi! make it count 🥰