Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

Happy May Day, fellow peasants.

the magical time of night where you order 2 McDonald’s pies and they give you 4

IN A BETTER SOCIETY WE COULD PUT OILED UP WOMEN INTO PNEUMATIC TUBES

happy birthday, earth!

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🤞🏻 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

happy lesbian week

shits fucked but i’m passing yall the virtual blunt cuz we gone get through this 🥹

happy 420 everyone, weed be with you

Expressions of a Depressed Person character

why do I always fall for this exact ship dynamic

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

"girl dinner" and its just a full bottle of horsey sauce from arby's

Sunday scaries #doodles

saw him this AM

so it's ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ it's also the last ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ before we spend a weekend giving a couple thousand dollars worth of product away so it's a ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ where actually making money to pay bills would be really good

dirty dew, mountain brew the drink my baristas made up today is mountain dew with a shot of espresso

I need a bar patio and a cold beer, stat

Dutch bros and a book outside is almost as good

This is Maya. She just graduated from obedience training. May have gotten a little carried away while celebrating. 12/10 (IG: mayalapitbull)

I want a peppermint mocha and a nap asap

Booster separation confirmed

At some point in your life, if you’re going to have anything like the life you want to have, you have to come to grips with just how wrong most people are about most things and decide not to care about their uninformed criticism and disdain. It takes practice but it works.

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe

“Weird” (2022)

I’m more of a heart murmur than a heart throb.

me, outside, knowing damn well I’ll freckle if I stay in the sun

not now kitten, daddy is still working on today's wordle

Code Name Big Sniffer 👃

leaving work with intent* *to skedaddle

Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, romaine, pansy, clover, violet, and dewberry

What if six of us held hands at the six side by side drinking fountains at Lowe's?

oil pastels are fun:)

welp this is becoming part of my vocabulary forever

two wolves, etc.

i like when the rain starts going like this / / // / / / / /// / /// / // // //// //// // / / / / // /// / // //// // /

sorry, the invention of ketchup will be looked back on as one of the worst events in recorded human history

limoncello I love you I love you limoncello

My arm is sore ngl

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