the first rule of grief club is never get in a car by yourself

wait a minute didn't bill ackman just threaten to leave nyc? this is not an airport, you do not have to announce your departure. just leave!

"Why I Left New York" "Why I'm Leaving Silicon Valley" "Why I Know Where I'm Not Wanted' "Why I Want Attention" "Why I'm Getting Dragged Out By Security"

she's so racist

ah his doorbell and door didn't work to protect him and now he's scared to be home alone

good rule of thumb

class act, harmeet dhillon

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.

🔭 NGC 1898: Globular Cluster in the Large Magellanic Cloud Image Credit: ESA/Hubble & NASA apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap25122...

not even a little bit surprised the supremely uncool ellisons would fail to understand the cultural value of music videos

nobody could have known except most normal people

katamari but real

I don't know who needs to know this, but Jesus is not everyone's savior in the United States.

She would like you to have that dog in you.

Merry Christmas to those of you who celebrate the Word made flesh. Sorry it took a while for me to get this out, I was busy making 100 posts on personal grievances and such, as one does on Christmas Day in the morning

I got martha's iconic first book, entertaining, for xmas and love that she's always been totally nuts

my daughter has been running around (quietly) since five am. looking under the tree, seeing if her brother is up, if we're up... she's so excited it's really cute.

stop making us know what mark Cuban is saying! knock that off right now!!

and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, got supplements from rogan and became Medium Tim

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but slowly crawled up the blade of grass, and, at the top, bit down on it, and fell asleep. A hitherto unseen fungus burst forth its fruiting body from the back of his neck, and rained fresh spores down upon all the children below

posters sadness

one of santa's gifts broke containment and made it under the tree. my daughter noticed immediately. I muttered something about tariffs and wrapping paper and I had to help him this year because I had so much paper. she's asking questions because she's really confused now i'm explaining tariffs 🎄

nice to see them smoking inside in the new stranger things

You'll never live like common people You'll never do what ever common people do Never fail like common people You'll never watch your life slide out of view And then dance and drink and screw Because there's nothing else to do

dress for the job you want (Widow of Culloden)

how the grinch stole my identity

A a big middle finger to all the IG and TikTok "Epstein Files influencers" who seem to have sprung up on social media just to get clicks and contribute to muddying this already muddy information and news environment further, there's a lot of shoddy takes out there and it's not helpful IMHO

The existence of Tiny Tim implies the existence of Massive Timothy

"Look at everything as though you are seeing it for the first time, with eyes of a child, fresh with wonder." -Joseph Cornell #BOTD excerpt from Thimble Theater (1938) Joseph Cornell

he is missed at the rainbow 🌈

named my daughter after her 🎄

this is sweet from Graham Nash: "Our House," Déjà Vu (1970) I had taken Joni to breakfast to Art's Deli on Ventura Boulevard. We'd had breakfast and it was late winter. It was a shitty day, rainy and cold and foggy.

all he wanted was an emmy just one emmy

Translating my reactions to texts: 👍= I did not read your text 😂= Your text was a failed attempt at humor ‼️= seems bad, but not my problem ❤️= I missed hitting the 👍

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Very funny to see Alito complain about the court skipping full briefing and oral arguments for a quick shadow docket decision when he has signed onto innumerable orders that pull the exact same tricks and rebuked colleagues who complain about it ... www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Justice Kavanaugh does not want to be known as Justice Kavanaugh Stop

Mandatory evacuation order issued for Orange County burn scar areas

chat, just saw a real asshole young man fighting for a parking place with a handicapped couple. I politely told him there was a handicapped couple already in the spot. "but I got here first" listen to yourself, I said. then he got hot and started threatening me

may every day be another wonderful secret 🎄

BREAKING: Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See:

Unbelievably inhumane conditions. No wonder the Trump administration didn't want Americans to see this reporting. Must watch.

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

Good tip for all journalists and the file: Highlight and copy into notepad, you might get to see the full text.

I love how we’re all unashamed of pirating shit when necessary lol.

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

I bet JD Vance thought Ashley Furniture was a real person at some point

oh you watched the 60 Minutes CECOT segment on YouTube? Cool, I guess. I have the original iCloud download

Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.