Remember kids, it's a chipper-shredder, fast moving stream, and always feed the legs in first. Happy Valentine's Day.

I feel like Pepe King Prawn would totally treat me right. That guy’s definitely bf material

I’m a romantic who is living with zero romance. I’m not bitter but I’m sad as hell. It’s just really dumb that no one is in love with me, just crazy about me, because I’m awesome.

Time for a handful of mini chocolate eclairs I guess

So, 1st EVER solo single with some distributors- rest will be up in a few days including Spotify. This is: Paul William Dawkins - Your Lost World. Saxophone! Unapologetically an 80s style track. First single from eventual album Dragonfly. 1 single per month. #musicsky #80s youtu.be/nznhFgfH7Ss?...

I've got something fun in the hopper for y'all, and I'm excited to announce it in the next few days. The action is the juice, baby

Go on, horror nerds, I know you want to. And if you can't do it today, when can you?

Chicago! 💘 We'd love to see you at @haymarkethouse.bsky.social this weekend for our latest Radical Used Book Fair (indoor edition)! Sunday, February 15th at 11 AM CT - 4 PM CT More info: events.haymarketbooks.org/events/hayma...

"Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming... Happy Valentine's Day!"https://buff.ly/g1Qx3JM

Posting nostalgia bait like "Remember the hatchery? Remember nutrient paste? Kids these days have no idea what it's like to be nurtured by the silent voice of the Hidden One"

Go listen to my friend with the fantastic voice!

Funniest excuse (or actual reason, I suppose) you've ever used to call in sick to work. GO.

i wrote about the loss of randomness from music-listening and TV-watching www.patreon.com/posts/139812...

Good lord, remember when all I ever posted was like, my dog, double feature ideas no one asked for, and cute underboob pics? Now I’m just fucken MAD all the damn time

Not sure why I’d think a bunch of liars who tell us to not believe what we see when they say “oh yeah ok we’re done here” about MPLS. 🖕🏻🧊

they should invent a body that doesn’t need to be turned over over and over like a rotisserie chicken when you sleep

Look, I certainly don’t need 30 frozen mini eclairs. But I have 30 frozen mini eclairs, that’s the important thing

Feeling very Little Edie right now. Like if you asked me “how are you?”, I would say “in a heightened state of Little Edie Bouvier, thanks.”.

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

"I forced the shape of English onto resisting tongues and then dared to call it 'broken.'"

Nooooo! Not Bud Cort!!! 💔

This is what I mean by a post-information society. Literally cannot have a fascist society and a society that derives any of its understanding and decision-making from evidence coexisting at the same time.

The problem with putting a little whipped cream on your coffee as a treat is that then YOU GOTTA WATCH THAT CUP.

Resist the entrenchment of this concentration camp regime.

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

also don’t let this local fascism make us forget that all the while attempted genocide has been and is still happening in Gaza it feels too much for a single brain and it is that’s why it needs us all every small thought and action counts don’t buy into that there is one best way to care 🖤🦷

I feel like Pepe King Prawn would totally treat me right. That guy’s definitely bf material

NEW EPISODE! This is my radio show, but you can listen to it on demand like a podcast. This week's theme is True Crime I carefully curate great music & literature. It's like if 120 Minutes was also storytime for weird adults Free, Ad-Free, and I never use Ai 1/2 www.mixcloud.com/KOPN/late-wt...

My friends and beloveds are saying what is really happening, what they see and experience daily. Fucking LISTEN

need one of those german train-car noun constructions for ‘the sense of betrayal a woman suffers when a thinker who was hugely influential to her turns out to be the same bog standard worthless misogynist as everyone else’

READ THIS WHOLE FUCKING THREAD ALL THE WAY DOWN! READ IT AND LEARN FROM IT, MOFOS!

SAVAGE 🤣💀

I'm working on an upcoming episode about horses (it's the year of the fire horse!), and I'm tempted to put Pony in the playlist.

Bring back earnestness and sincerity.

Still thinkin’ ‘bout this hottie

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

Bumping for the night owls♥️

If Uber Eats can afford Matthew McConaughey, Parker Posey, and Bradley Cooper, those service fees are way too high.

That water bowl camera at the Puppy Bowl is always my favorite

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Watch an Avant-Garde Bauhaus Ballet in Brilliant Color, First Staged in 1922

NEW EPISODE! This is my radio show, but you can listen to it on demand like a podcast. This week's theme is True Crime I carefully curate great music & literature. It's like if 120 Minutes was also storytime for weird adults Free, Ad-Free, and I never use Ai 1/2 www.mixcloud.com/KOPN/late-wt...

“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”

don’t believe the bullshit the Minneapolis city officials are spouting they are colluding directly with ice and you better believe that news outlets are not reporting everything going on here…again #fuckice #iceout

man i love when a movie has john leguizamo. he shows up onscreen and im like oh hell yeah now it’s a party

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy

I love romcoms and my favorites are the Thin Man movies, His Girl Friday, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Moonstruck, Harold & Maude, Secretary, Only Lovers Left Alive, Grosse Pointe Blank, Groundhog’s Day, and I’m sure I’m forgetting more…

Holy shit this is incredible

John Hodgman Dr. Bunsen Honeydew double act when