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Congratulations to Luther Vandross for his very overdue win at the Grammys for Record Of The Year. About time. Like, should have got it 16 years ago at the least.

Professional critics are reviewing the Melania "documentary" in the same way you could say Truman "reviewed" Hiroshima and Nagasaki in '45. 5/7.

Yeah, I know a few folks like this one :-) God, I love The Onion.

People, NOTHING on this Earth could have prepared me for the direction they chose to go with the live action Masters Of The Universe movie coming out in June. It is... I mean... someone did the iggy - I mean what is this I mean I can't believe I the whole thing etc like WTAF? #mastersoftheuniverse

I fail to see how Amazon thought they'd make much box office on a feature about a melanoma. [checks notes] Oh, well that's even worse

Wait, bubbles can pop? Uh-oh

♪♪"Sometimes when we touch The honesty's too much And I just have to turn my head and cough. I want to hold you 'till I die 'Till we both break down and cry My my copay only covers so muuuucccccccccccch"♪♪

Wait, why didn't anyone tell me the Challenger exploded?!!!! And that Richard Feynman single-handedly solved the reason according to him? What was I doing in January 1986?!!?! Oh that's right, I was watching 'Iron Eagle' repeatedly at the cinema because I love documentaries on Arabia

Melania$ Melania 2: Electric Boogaloo Melania 2: The Next Day Melania: First Blood Part 2 Melania: Orange Dawn

If anyone at Netflix ever gets murdered in a weird way, do you think they'll still do a six-part documentary on it with creepy music and cheesy recreations or nah

So I just did a shortlist for my debut solo album and unfortunately I have 28 songs. I am not Billy Corgan so I'm not shitting out a triple album.

I don't mean to sound racist but I don't think robots should be armed with lethal weapons.

Breakfast. Although I'm disappointed with the lack of cheese, to be honest

They say immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Finally

Anyone have any tips for a *seriously* painful shoulder pain which seems to come from top middle of the right rear shoulder blade? Few weeks in & nothing works, creams, pills, you name it. Had frozen shoulder for 16 months but this is different. ANYTHING I'll try - except Ivermectin. #medsky #argh

RAGE against the machine? In THIS economy? Best I can do is tut-tut against the machine at this time.

So many, but a couple come to mind as a tie: - The Delta Force '86. Horrible fun. - Olympus Has Fallen. Horrible, but I love its excess & insanity. - Spacecop. A Red Letter Media movie which is objectively terrible, & I hate it, & watch it often... because reasons? - Red Dawn '84. Unacceptable fun.

The eyes follow you around the room, and I am seeing a number of Drs about that very issue

Okay, hear me out: Bridgerton Vs. Jason Vs. Leatherface Vs. Emily In Paris.

This is an incredible story.

I've decided - after much consultation with my family and clergy - that I will not run for President in the 2024 race. I feel at this time it's just not the right time for the "Insane Amateur Surgeon / Clown Party" to attempt a run at the title. I'm sure we'll be back with a Super PAC. Thank you.

It's all fun and games until someone wants to play "speedrun lawn darts".

To tell of the great example, the Man of compassion and woe; Of footprints left behind Him, in the earthly path He trod, And how the lowest may find Him, who straitly walk with God As the wise woman said, 'where's the beef'? We're all asking that. Maybe the real beef was walking with us all along.

Listen up, people. I got loads of chicken breast, fresh fettuccini, capsicum, fresh basil, various bits & pieces, many sauces and herbs and spices including a knob of fresh ginger, and a LOT of broccoli (fresh). I need a hard target recipe idea, as I would normally use rice. Need to use the pasta.

NARRATOR: It isn't.

I died. What next?

I have a headache so bad my right eye has closed and this took me ten minutes to type

Tell me we both matter, don't we?

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Christ Lane...

I don't know why I thought of this song. No reason at all, just daydreaming, I guess. #musicsky #midnightoil #shortmemory youtu.be/ZNteNUNRlz0?...

Did you know if you look up "mongoose" in any encyclopedia it puts you on a list? Nobody really knows why, except maybe me and my local priest

Eraserhead is a Christmas movie

YouTube keeps feeding me ads for special dog food for some reason. I have never had a live dog or dogs on or about my property at any time in any way shape or form which is backed by state court agreement so I don't get it

Who are your top 10 all-time favorite guitarists? Here are mine in no particular order and off the top of my head. David Gilmour Stevie Ray Vaughan Dominic Miller (Sting) Robert Smith Mark Knopfler Kim Thayil Robin Guthrie (Cocteau Twins) Phil Manzanera Mike Bloomfield Geordie Walker (Killing Joke)

I'd say the 'kidnap clock' just started on President Petro, big time. He probably couldn't have said a more incendiary thing now (likely aimed at his home crowd, but still...). Presume he will be labelled a 'narco-terrorist' etc in less than 24 hours* (* noting doesn't equal personal endorsement)

Don't know if any of you like Peter Gabriel, but he's got a brand new song which came out, called Been Undone. #musicsky #petergabriel youtu.be/gb-sOCk6BP4?...

Hearing a lot of people complaining the Venezuela war is about taking their oil, and that's a extremely ignorant and limited view. Venezuela *also* has rare earth minerals, and bauxite (for aluminum), coal, iron ore, and gold to be looted.

Holy hell, Trump just announced that the operation in Venezuela was successful but the kicker is: they've *arrested and captured and flown out of the country* Maduro and his wife.....!!!!!!!! As just reported by the BBC based on Trump's "Truth" Social post which just went up. #Venezuela

Anyone else remember Panama? #Venezuela

I didn't think he'd really go all-in with Venezuela, but I guess I was wrong. Guess blowing up fishing boats wasn't enough, not when you want all that oil and rare Earth stuff... Venezuela is apparently right now under massive bombardment. #caracas #venezuela

Thinking of being dead through end of year 2026 for tax reasons. Or starting a cult, whichever is easier

Amazing first-reads year in 2025, every book almost better than the last. The list was recommended by my neurosurgery team, and a local pervert/pastor. The book club I started said they're going with another group and not to contact them, but I say top-shelf literature is for everyone! #booksky

Hey gang just remember there's only 356 shopping days until next Christmas so get cracking oh god oh jesus oh god oh christing shitpiss

Hi, I'm freight train on previously unused track which everyone used for a school walk shortcut. Or alternatively, I'm full face/head injury skateboard accident. Or, hey, I'm robbed with knife in ribs at bar. Or, hey, I'm played a gig at a bikies' jamboree and they didn't like us and were armed...

Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?

Predator is a Christmas movie. Prove it isn't. Go on. You can't