Bathrooms (2026)

Gotta be honest, "Iron Lung" is nowhere near as funny as I'd hoped. In fact, pretty sure there were no jokes at all. I'll say this: if you're claustrophobic, good luck with this one, because you're in for a *genuine* nightmare. Good job by Marky Pliers or whatever he goes by, wasn't bad at all. 5/7

I live quite near a sport stadium, and the constant sirens during matches, with tape-recorded team songs blaing, and general industrial-level illegal parking by giant SUV vehicles driven by little men peering over the top of the hoods is not perhaps as endearing to non-fans as it is to the devout.

🚨BREAKING: Morrisey has backed out of the Freedom 250 concert. Not because he disagrees with anything in particular, just because he usually backs out of gigs

I went to see this Mardarin And Grogbog thing and all I saw was a weird yellowish looking film about some hidden liminal spaces in a shopping centre and not even any Baby Yoda. For shame

OH HELL YES

Writing a song with @paulwdawkins.bsky.social and making it scream youtube.com/shorts/QdZET...

Skipping the AMAs tonight because f*ck CBS.

"Sir... does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?"

Disney Star Wars, Or Why Does It Hurt When IP?

The U.S. and Iran are contemplating a preliminary memorandum of understanding to potentially consider opening exploratory discussions about the possibility of future negotiations, pending clarification, interpretation, review, regional consultation, weather conditions, and vibes

There are a lot of very amazing and awesome people in this world. Just keep an eye out for them.

It never hits! Why is the world so cruel? www.newsweek.com/nasa-trackin...

Thought of the day: Stand up for those who cannot.

They don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs, but they do shove, like, a vacuum up its asshole. They just keep trying to suck out as much as they can and they won't let that poor goose rest for a minute.

DUBNOBASSWITHMYHEADMAN

For some reason, my chain of "discount" preschools has not worked out, and we will be closing our doors effective immediately.

The Mandalorian and Ted Bundy The Mandalorian and Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom The Mandalorian and The Two Jakes The Mandalorian and Simon and Simon The Mandalorian and Knight Rider The Mandalorian and Captain Picard The Mandalorian and Ow! My Balls The Mandalorian and Song Of The South

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There's a bit in the movie Xtro (don't watch unless you have a strong stomach) where the guy who is talking with - let's say - distant wife- is trying to be friendly & is told to clean up, "there's a razor in the bathroom" & literally has a 2mm beard - and only in a couple of places. Times change!

Take all of your pain and centre it. Imagine it now, let it take shape as something you can work with, something you can manipulate. Imagine your pain as a healing white ball. Now kick that goal! Get past him! GO GO GO for the goal oh god you missed!!! How could you! We've lost the EFFING final!!

Is it more or less terrifying that the thing which just ran over my foot is a bandicoot-adjacent marsupial, rather than a mouse (or a rat)? I mean, they are cute and were here in Australia first. They also carry no disease, apparently. But they DID say that about Post Malone.

Imagine all the people Where are you going to put them? My spare room is full but Mick's got a spare and maybe a couch. Gotta say we didn't think this out

One day I am going to learn to read, then it's all over for you shfgisughi

I thought I forgot about Dre for a second and breached a sacred CD-era code, but then I realised I had forgot about the Crash Test Dummies, and realised I just had to do MMM MMM MMM MMM and now I wish I had always been fed into a huge woodchipper and served as Dominos Meatlovers topping

I have an action movie pitch. KILL SQUAD FROM HELL! Basically, it's the story of one person's struggle to use Control/Alt/ Delete, and Task Manager in Windows 11, to kill a program and/or process before running out of time to restart it- and finish data analysis they have to submit in 10 minutes...

I mean, unlicensed/illegal surgery - what IS that, really? Just for trying to help somebody who has too many organs, and making some space for like, hey, chocolate pudding? Ice cream? Straw? Political correctness gone mad. This is the future the libs want.

Will this be the one where there do the "you know what" stuff? You know, the whole PDF thing? www.darkhorizons.com/lionsgate-co...

Bluesky Poetry There are puzzles In this world The kitchen has my number Or do I have its number? No, it hath mine. And as I open the fridge I realise: When I open the fridge, the light goes on And when I close it The light Goes Off Cough medicine is amazing now

Oh come on

What I loved about the (original) Red Dawn was that, at the end, they said to a generation that there's nothing an end of year Prom disco dance party can't solve. And I truly feel that's true today

You'd be laughing on the other side of your face if your head fell off

People keep talking about who the next James Bond should be. Sure, we keep hearing about weird looking scrawny weirdos, hunks, planks of wood, and potential sex-pests. But we all KNOW who it has to be. You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

Just heard the next spinoff series of "The Boys" will be transitional and pick up 10 years after the finale. It's called "Boys To Men" and get your hands off me alright I'm going get off me I'm leaving I'll get me coat

I had my astrological chart done - gave all the details: time of birth, year, place, all kinds of things. Chart came back negative. Which means I'm clear!

Huge shout out to Paramount Plus / CBS for losing our usual annual subscription due to the Colbert situation (and total capitulation to you know what for no reason other than deals and acquisitions). Hope you go broke. How's that for "woke"?

I certainly didn't expect The Mandalorian And Grogu to copy the plot of Grave Of The Fireflies so closely. Bravo Disney - bold! #themandalorianandgrogu #endlessdepression #death #cutebabyYoda

Just found out I'm AI. That's really disappointing, you'd think I wouldn't have any joint pain at this point, but I guess that's the luck of the coding. Anyway, I'm off to activate Skynet.

When Snap! rapped in "The Power": "Like the crack of the whip, I Snap! attack front to back, in this thing called rap; Dig it like a shovel, rhyme devil on a heavenly level; bang the bass, turn up the treble!"... I felt that on a profound emortional lurvel

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: The Cure Genesis The Pixies Duran Duran Crowded House The Avalanches The Tea Party The B52s Garbage Air

I'm trying to remember the episode where Doctor Who punched one of his companion's head completely off for around six minutes, after an argument about how to make tea for tea and biscuits - but I'll be damned if I can find it. Probably been deleted because of woke.

Somehow... Grogu returned

Mandarin & Grogbog:first of all, this movie is a lot of fun. Like Star Trek Section 13 or The Hydralyte. Can't wait to see it 12 more times. If you like puppets, your appendix will explode with joy- it's not that it's just memberberries: there's ALL the memberberries! The script? Fugettaboutit! 5/7

I'm making risotto because I hate myself and I want something which is essentially a lump of semi-useless glug which requires much attention for little reward, and ladies, fill in your own jokes about men for this one

#lastfourwatched #letterboxd #extremedisembowlment #fluffydoggies

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Sooooooooon.

I still maintain everything went to hell in a handbasket when Bowie died.

Grogu Moroder's original pulse pounding score to "Mandalorian Express"