yeah for the first 48 hours of a video being out we dont want anyone to be able to share the videos consistently and like. know what they're called

when will they outlaw youtube a/b testing for thumbnails and titles

the littlest guy ever

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

It's time to talk about the enshittification of Crunchyroll youtu.be/B-DX0Zolr6g

so funny to think that jack, despite also being a tech shithead and moron, likely extended the popularity of his website for years because his class of tech shithead is "go on ayahusca trips that tell you the blockchain is good" instead of "namesearch yourself and get mad at your user's posts"

goty out

so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!

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SUPER MARIO BROS. NINTENDO/SYSTEMS R&D 1985 NES

every autism website flourishes when the perverts outweigh the bullies and withers when the bullies outweigh the perverts

Really good gif i saw

twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful

oh its the thing everyone said was going to happen when this got brought in and it immediately happened

"just upload a scanned image of your drivers license no big deal"

AAAAAHHHHH

wait where did it go

?? what is that thing

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the biggest joke on bsky is the idea that a meaningful number of people are here for the promise of eventual decentralization. if we gave a shit about that we’d all be on mastodon. we just want less shitty twitter with fewer nazis. but the staff is too tech industry libertarian brained to understand

welcome to the Resistance, psychotically violent fascists who tear gas children

we love the pink thing!! :D

Jay this is your publicist speaking. Never stop posting no matter what

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if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

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what is up with the subset of nintendo fans who think it's a crime that the switch doesn't have a new 3d mario game announced yet. we just got a great new game from the 3d mario team three months ago. they just made it about the ape instead of the plumber

I cannot begin tell you how easy it is to get into PC gaming in 2025.

weird how it’s fine when it’s cis kids

Never should have stopped calling these guys weird. They're so freaking weird.

i know you are all still in scrappy startup bright eyed crew of the uss enterprise delulu mindset but good lord you really ought to hire pr

“Netflix for Games” sounds like a good idea but by the age of 30 you should have naturally accumulated enough video games to last for several lifetimes

8 Red Coins But There Are Also Green Coins That Hurt You And You're Colorblind

Asking about whether the platform intends to perform basic trust and safety in response to context collapse on social media, on a post from the ceo about how they want to combat context collapse, is an on topic ask and the fact that you don't see that is concerning at best, insulting at worst.

obviously part of the push of these things is a desperate attempt to make a return on investment but at the same time it's also a damning indictment of how pointless the jobs it's aimed at are

Xbox 360 Dollars Per Year

There’s a certain indescribable feeling of being demoralized in America where you hear the fascists talk about “the radical left” and “the communists/socialists” and they’re describing like Nancy pelosi,

Game pass is a suckers game that was never profitable and it still won't be

I know we all love this man, but make sure to genuinely carry his message in your heart: you can always reject a false premise. There are almost always more than two choices.

He could beat Mario 64 with his eyes closed. But he didn't. There was no point. There was another player named AntiBubzia on the other world doing the exact same thing backwards to cancel out Bubzia's completed run every freaking time.