Nowhere in my dreams do I see bunts but whatever

Did Freddy Fermin make this graphic? Can't figure out any other way his name would make the cut.

💕

Very funny that the San Francisco Baseball Giants got cute on their social media today and then we put up 10 runs on them.

*furiously refreshing BlueSky* Did it happen? DID IT HAPPEN???

Did no one tell the WHCA shooter that Castellanos isn't in the lineup today?

Can't sleep, just thinking about Quilvio Veras

It me

How do you not love baseball, my god #LFGSD

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

jackson merrill beating a kid at rock paper scissors and then actually refusing to give him an autograph is incredible content lmao

I'm driving to Vancouver, B.C. to see AEW Dy-nasty and get some Timbits

Thinking of @murderxbryan.bsky.social tonight and also thinking about Chris then going "why not Shoots and Ladders?" #guysstuff

Jackson Merrill is my large good son 🥹

"Is it ethical to watch Wizard People, Dear Reader" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

@23cmcpadres tweeted Everyone pissed off at the Latin countries for playing baseball with emotion on every pitch and playing with their hearts on their sleeves I know what you are 🫵🏼

this year’s US WBC team is like if the entire 92 Dream Team was at Jan 6

With my kings Alek Jacob and Ron Marinaccio 🫡 (Still pulling for the pro Palestine DR though)

Perfect timeline response to this... I might even go get a donut now @briancgrubb.bsky.social

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

Why certainly! My mom was the attendance clerk at his kids' elementary school back in the early 2000s. Neither he nor his wife at the time could get the kids to school on time, and it got so bad they had to have a meeting with the principal, a rep from the school district and my mom.

Excited for Bovino and his new office.

Ask me about the time Ken Shamrock tried to flirt his way out of trouble with my mom, who immediately shut him down

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

I'm going to think about this skeet at least once a week for the rest of my life.

[SNF Intros] Harrison Mevis, Black Lodge

Regarding today’s murder of a Minneapolis resident by the armed gang ICE: LEAVE THEM AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GRAVES THEY WILL CONTINUE TO DIG FOR US

You will be visited by 3 spirits

NYC IS NOW ANTI FED TERRITORY. WWE NEVER ALLOWED TO RUN MSG AGAIN UNDER THE NEW SOCIALIST REGIME

My idiot cat tried to steal a raw chicken breast off the counter so I condemned her to being a raw chicken breast for Halloween

END THIS.

Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm: If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

We don't have 500 followers on here, yet. But we're breaking our silence to alert all the cool kids that we'll be screening this as a special late night show on Thursday, Oct. 2. Tickets on sale soon at cstpdx.com.

Five months later and my watch has ended.

the pitt meant so much to me this year, i'm so grateful for it

DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)

RAMÓN LAUREANO, HOMOPHOBE-DESTROYING ALLY

Hell yeah brother

@jesseagler.bsky.social Question of the Day should be how do you/Tony/Dave deal with exuberant fans that have a shrill voice that bleeds into your audio? Because we're about to lose it

"AND YOU CAN TELL ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE THAT MY LAST WORDS WERE... I'M ON DRUGS"

Stop watching WWE

@C_LosR tweeted Dave Roberts biggest fake tough guy in of baseball.

Yo, @bynum.house.gov you REALLY don't want to get re-elected, do you?

Like... Target knows what they're doing and I totally fell for it but LITTLE EDIE BIRD. LITTLE EDIE BIRD! I'm really mad but I mean.

Revived my old iPod and had some very old episodes of Operation Kino - should I listen to them and see if the takes held up? @misterpatches.bsky.social @kateyrich.bsky.social @da7e.bsky.social @davidehrlich.bsky.social

We 👏🏾 need 👏🏾a 👏🏾Jordon 👏🏾 Hudson 👏🏾 for 👏🏾 the 👏🏾 left! 🏈💰

The Dodgers will celebrate Jackie Robinson today after palling around with Trump last week despite Trump trying to erase Robinson’s legacy. Can’t have it both ways, fellas: open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...

What level of being Pitt-pilled is watching every episode of ER from the beginning? Asking for myself.