they're saying there's a spectre haunting europe and it's very nice, we're looking into it strongly, it's beautiful, we love it and we think it means well

Well that was all very lovely.

the duality of man

I believe they prefer to be called Americans

I take it all back, dismantle the BBC forthwith.

This is very very illegal in France. If the government doesn’t do anything about this then we might go ahead and say American companies are above the law.

Fear of A Black Thanet.

So many people want to repeat The Nick Clegg Experience. Empty, pseudo-leftist, slogans which have no connection with the speakers' true values and so result in a political bin fire as soon as any opportunity to actually legislate appears.

When I arrive at the party

Me at work. Every. Single. Day.

Cursed timeline, would not recommend, 0/10

People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke

Oh no, please don't seize the assets of those European companies and individuals who stayed in Russia after 2014! Please, anything but that.

My phone calling my car an accessory when I plug it in is a power move

Spaced 1999 #TWOSHOWSINONE

As I was saying: www.ft.com/content/db77...

I know this is neither a controversial nor, given the showrunner and lead, an unexpected take. But Pluribus is so good.

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

OK sure, high earners getting half price £10K bikes is a less than ideal unintended consequence of this tax policy. But £130m is frankly peanuts in public spending terms, most people aren't spending £10K and *this* is the dysfunction of the UK tax system you've chosen to focus on?

This is going to enter the vernacular isn't it? "Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in T5 security behind a right bunch of Noahs"

This is incredible

Can't even cottage now, because of woke.

Seems like this car's been on this hill forever.

If you see this post an album cover with a motor vehicle in it.

ITV have put up the Acid House World in Action episode which features this perfect moment. youtu.be/YANS3DhnZy0?...

almost posted a thought about Mamdani then remembered this tweet

Filming people without their consent to shame them on your socials is absolutely weapons-grade arsehole behaviour. Even if you don't show their faces. It makes the world that bit worse and compounds the arseholery that you're shaming.

"Allegra Stratton Memorial Briefing Suite" 👏👏

Ha ha, amazing.

The next screen grab on this thread is perfect.

This New Yorker documentary about the 1988 UK government ban on broadcasting the voices of Sinn Féin and I.R.A. leaders is pretty good but they show *that clip from The Day Today with no explanation and no indicator that it is satire. www.newyorker.com/video/watch/...

I mean that is just how telephones work.

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

I took my fingernail clean off with a belt sander. Do not recommend.

Sutherland last week, East Anglian Coast now Fascinating concurrence between where you put disgraced royals and where you put nuclear power stations

Seems like the Telegraph is full of shit.

IMPORTANT: DO NOT PRACTICE YOUR 1970S DISCO STRUT ON THE MILITARY FIRING RANGE.

One of the greatest two minutes of television ever broadcast.

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

Morning all. Photographer David Bagnall. Woman living opposite Ironbridge Power Station eating by candlelight during 1972‘s power cuts.

a really fun thing to do is visit that subreddit and then set fire to your computer

Interesting..

Spend two minutes and fifty-two seconds of your extra hour this morning watching this.

Jim Davidson’s latest video is of course just racist swill but contains the revelation that he thinks the black maid in the Tom and Jerry cartoons is Tom and Jerry’s *mum*

As November approaches, never forget that the BBC pinned a poppy on Cookie Monster. "YPRES MAKE COOKIE MONSTER SAD. NO COOKIES AT SOMME."