still my absolute fave is this in a bird hide in Cumbria

This Onion story is a little too on the nose.

real macho man we got here. threat neutralized soldier, good job. looks like you really needed that call of duty max loadout

I didn't know who this person was 10 minutes ago but i love her

Really enjoying the idea that I might *pay* for The Independent's click bait shit when I can get it from a million places for free vs I dunno an actual journalism from the FT.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

I honestly thought this was another story about life in North Korea before I remembered about the whole Hyundai ICE thing.

My imaginary son when I ask how much effort he put into cleaning his room #Tokyo2025

Getting me to do this approving rebloot of *Ed Davey* is perhaps his worst crime.

very well

The aging, latent police reporter in me can't help put pause to remark on the unforced error of the SAC in Salt Lake's FBI field office making the unforced error of announcing they have recovered a “footwear impression.” A shout-out to toss or destroy those shoes, ASAP. That's a detail you keep.

barista: what can I get you banksy: a venti iced caramel macchiato with almond milk and an extra shot barista: is that it banksy: I don't want it no more I'm a scamp I'm a trickster I'm satirising your capitalism barista: ok fine whatever banksy: I got you good you got banksied barista: i sure did

Alright Google Photos, no need to rub it in.

Maybe Thatcherism Was A Mistake, man who wants to be Tory leader doesn't realise he's saying.

OK maybe Phoney Stark has a point about this all being a simulation.

hypnosis works

wot. is. happening. make. it. stop.

Happy 'greatest correction ever' day to all who celebrate

PSA for people who like this sort of thing - a bunch of Mick Herron's "Slow Horses" books are 99p each today on Kindle and Kobo. NINETY NINE PEE.

“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.” walzr.com/IMG_0001 this is beautiful 🥲

I can

This is Mii. She was caught mid-escape. Luckily she has a get out of jail free card, which is her face. 12/10 (IG: sea.mie0731)

Had to get this one out of my head

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire...

Dear Santa, for Christmas this year I would like a cyanide pill.

I’m going to be honest, but I am pretty sure nobody who believes “the U.K. would be better if we could all fly our national flag on our houses” has ever lived next door to the kind of exhausting cunt who flies the national flag on their house.

Revoke his passport and leave him to the drones. www.thetimes.co.uk/article/scot...

This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.

Well it made me laugh.

She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩

In decades to come, there will be many books written about how European states with well over 500 million people and an economy more than 20 times the size of Russia and approx equal to the USA, end up a group of sad bystanders in the making of their own destiny.

I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Excellent YouTube comment: “There are two UK TV films of this era unmatched for their horror: the nuclear apocalypse ‘Threads’ and this advert for British Pork” youtu.be/r0wDjWOnHcY

Imagine getting a 3,200 square foot home, fully custom made for your needs, by one of the greatest architects of all time, for less than half a million dollars. Full story at NPR. www.npr.org/2025/07/23/n...

God I love FlightRadar. Basically just because I'm a nosy bastard: "Where the fuck do you think you are off to on a Saturday night in your Bombadier Global 7500 you prick?"

Great stuff ⬇️

Slightly surprised to discover I've been referred to the International Criminal Court in the Hague for war crimes.

I mean come on. Bravo. 👏👏

2015- 2020 Twitter was premium grade Golden Triangle smack, Bluesky is watered down methadone in comparison, but Threads is a faded photograph of Baby Calpol pinned to a wall half a mile away.

Could not do today's NYT Connections puzzle at all. Not a clue. Drove to work, didn't think about it at all. Sat down at my desk, looked at it again, solved all 4 lines in 10 seconds flat. The brain eh?

(The wind in the cherry blossoms) (A swift feeling of ice on the breeze) (The samurai sheaths his sword) (His enemy falls dead)

Lots of grumpy FTSE 100 CFOs throwing stuff round their offices. "I'M A TWO??!!"

PARK COIN!