ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

if no one got me, my vibe plug got me. i love this thing

i love being a girl and feeling nice and cozy and happy. i love being happy and cozy. i love feeling fuzzy inside. i'm simply just a girl.

i'm doin' a coze right now~

the humble american when he is about to explain something to me:

guy who wants the USA to have a massive civil war for no political reasons but just so all the straight lines between states get solved by balkanization

with each passing day, the more and more i learn that USAA really fucked me during the car accident. i just found out my license got suspended because i had to get it replaced due to losing my wallet. it's suspended because USAA never filed an SR-1 Accident report and i was never notified.

i just want yall to understand that when i call a boy "pretty" its meant mostly as a slur

if you were walking down the street of new york and you bumped into a christian baby who loudly shouted "ey i'm walking here!" but upon closer inspection that baby was an austrian boy named adolf hitler with a she/her trans flag pin, would you socially murder that baby with the coward's they or not?

this is where i'm at mentally these days

You sure about this, Google?

Listen, I had to.

Environmental storytelling.

"Egg-producing equipment" bitch it's called Tumblr.

girl who gets more action than xrd lobby cabinet B

i love having fun and posting on bluesky B:3 i dunno why some of u arent able to just be normal

All this AI shit makes me feel like there's an entire genre of people who resent having to think at all.

Friendly reminder that school administrators tend to take complaints from parents much more seriously than the same complaints from teachers. So if your kids’ school district is using PragerU stuff, please speak up.

PLEASE HELP TRAJI AND AYA

Ooof this is my childhood

went to the doctor, got put on some meds, hopefully this helps.

I KEEP SAYING THIS!! LIKE HOLY FUCK JUST *TALK* TO EACH OTHER AND COMMUNICATE CLEARLY IT'S THE BARE MINIMUM

yeah we're getting evicted again.

recently contending with the fact my financial net worth is lower than thoroughbred horse semen and likely always will be. horse cum is worth more than most of our lives in the eyes of capitalism.

Help my roommate out with finding a new job, it’s an incredible ttrpg editor/writer

Incredible things happening at airport security in toronto

btw I'm still pissed at that one bitch that told buppy to kill himself and the people who defended her

Hey so you don’t need to test if the new version of the lying, plagiarism bot is better or worse than the old plagiarism bot they’re all bad

!!!

Anyone who belongs to any minority group needs to be aware that what is being done to trans people can and will be done to them. In a decade we have been stripped of our rights to exist in public spaces by a press campaign and a well funded lobby.

i feel like i'm in the very unpopular minority of trans girls who actually *does* wish she was born cis. i fucking hate my voice, and no matter how hard i voice train, even while *singing* i hate the way i sound. i just had a meltdown because i finally managed to record a song and i can't stand it.

it finally happened: i finally had a league of legends game where i feel bad, no, CRESTFALLEN at the end of it. i just couldn't play the fucking game at all and was honestly one of the most frustrating and fun't things in my life. the worsr part? we won. and i had nothing to do with it.

just beat xenoblade chronicles and holy fuck i needed this. lots of crying, and lots of... yearning.

wanting to meet people and try being a ho again, but still scared unfortunately.

man, anytime i think about a dude i have to try so hard to try to force myself to enjoy it and it doesn't happen. then i see a woman and BARK BARK BARK BARK ARRUFF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK RRRUFFFF also i think i've confirmed: femboys don't really do anything for me, but i salute them. o7

help imad!

call me a squeaky toy the way just a light touch makes me scream

look man. Dog Women who are a little bit messy with it

👀 do i need to play honker rail?

mommy was late, but injection has been administered and prog has been boofed.

there’s a joke about the male loneliness epidemic in here

All the height that trans women lose during transition actually just goes to one transman. He's currently 20' tall and growing rapidly

HELP SHIREEN

yes I'm sad. yes I'm horny. women contain multitudes 💅